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How a marriage fight starts:

My wife looked in the mirror and said to me:
'I feel old, fat and ugly when i look in the mirror. I'm in need off a compliment.'
'Your vision is still excellent'
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A little girl asked her mom where babies come from.
'If your father puts his pe*** in in my vi***** then we get babies.'
The little girl asked, but yesterday i peeked in the bedroom and see you take ...

Paul askes his friend John:
'If i sleep with your wife, are we still friends?'
John says: 'No'
'Are we enemies then?'
'No'
'What are we then?'
'Even!!'

A little boy asked his mother why her dress was white when she got married.
The mother told her son that it was a sign of virginity.
The little boy asked his father why his mother married in white. ...

My friend recently told my that his wife passed away.
I asked how it happend.
'She was ran iver by a truck.'
'Wow', i said, 'do you have trucks running trough your kitchen!!'

A man came at the doctors office.
Then the doctor had to clean it up.

There are to many female hormones in beer is the latest test result:

1. We all got fatter
2. We talk to much, without saying something really logic
3. Driving a car was out of the question, stand ...

What's a dutch guy with three knives in his back?

ONE HUNDRED AND EEEEEIGHTY!!

An old man is walking down the street.
Then a hooker comes to him and says: 'What about it grandpa, wanna go for a ride?'
'No my child, i can't do that anymore.' Where she replied: ' But we can try ...

Meanwhile in a resthome...

Jake is 70 years old: 'I wake up every day at 8 am and it takes me about 20 minutes before i can take a piss.

Ron is 80 years old: 'My case is even worse, i get up abo ...

Fold after flop bet.
Why would you call anyway? To hit 4 or 5... or just like where you made the gutshot and any 9 could beat you?

If i suspect a weaker hand then mine, but i have a mediocre hand myself. I would check-call, because the problem is: what to do when you are facing a reraise like you have.

A good laydown anyway, t ...

Well, this guy has told the truth for 5 hands now and went all-in, so i would believe him. He busted two players, gave some chips to Andy and i why not give it a go. Hand convert was not used due to t ...

It depends.

When 6 tables are open it's kinda hard. But with only 2 left and playing for the money. I'll chat allong.

The slowplay wasn't THAT bad.

Only the river raise kinda killed ya. You could have called his bet. And who wouldn't slowplay a flopped Full house on the flop. The next one might pay off.

But yea ...

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