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bigpairde
Chipluder
Joined: 26 Apr 2008
Posts: 2243
Location: Munich
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Zappelruebe: ach fu
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Steinbeisser
Calling Station
Joined: 27 Aug 2007
Posts: 3027
Location: world wide web
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Zappelruebe (Observer): arschlock, wi....ser,
H.urensohn
Zappelruebe (Observer): deine ELtern sind
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Zappelruebe
King of ROFL
Joined: 13 Sep 2007
Posts: 1845
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| Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:04 pm Post subject: |
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Zappelruebe: ach fu
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Zappelruebe (Observer): arschlock, wi....ser,
H.urensohn
Zappelruebe (Observer): deine ELtern sind
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Danke, ihr Verräter^^  |
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Flying_Kiwi
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 03 Sep 2006
Posts: 6525
Location: somewhere spacific
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After I led out with an OESD + 2 overcards and hit the straight:
Krustbox: WHA THE %%&@
Krustbox: YOU BET OUT WITH NOTHING YOU !&%%ING MORONIC $!!@ |
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Stefan ST
Pair
Joined: 24 Jun 2008
Posts: 31
Location: Münster
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glighermaister raises to 300
TheJamek raises to 1,000
glighermaister calls 700
*** FLOP *** [6d Js 5d]
glighermaister bets 2,576, and is all in
TheJamek calls 2,576
glighermaister shows [Ah Jh]
TheJamek shows [Ac Kd]
glighermaister wins the pot (7,302) with a pair of Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
TheJamek: what the !&!& was that
TheJamek: ace !$%!ing jack
TheJamek: great @!#&ing call
TheJamek: make another great play you &%!@ |
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bigpairde
Chipluder
Joined: 26 Apr 2008
Posts: 2243
Location: Munich
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Dealer: Hand #7188926427
Dealer: x putter has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: letsplaypokerrr shows [Ad 9d]
Dealer: x putter shows [Jh Tc]
Dealer: letsplaypokerrr shows a flush, Ace high
Dealer: x putter shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
Dealer: letsplaypokerrr wins the pot (4,180) with a
flush, Ace high
Dealer: Hand #7188932352
x putter: u fishin mother fuker
JIM41: oooh
Dealer: x putter has 15 seconds left to act
letsplaypokerrr: fishing
x putter: I HATE full tilt Fishing FUKS!!!!!!
letsplaypokerrr: flishing
letsplaypokerrr: man
letsplaypokerrr: you go all in with a jack?
Dealer: bigpairde has 15 seconds left to act
letsplaypokerrr: are u stupid as #@!#?
letsplaypokerrr: i may had KK AA Q and j with higher
kicker
Dealer: RX8-192-NG wins the pot (840)
Dealer: Hand #7188937670
JIM41: we all fish
letsplaypokerrr: are you ##$#ing retarded? |
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VinceVega78
Flush
Joined: 08 Jul 2008
Posts: 138
Location: Bavaria
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bin selbst mit KK gegen Q7 rausgeflogen, aber die Gespräche waren doch recht unterhaltsam
Dealer: CESAR2 shows [5c Kc]
Dealer: Moneymanjc89 shows [Jd Ah]
Dealer: CESAR2 shows three of a kind, Fives
Dealer: Moneymanjc89 shows a pair of Fives
Dealer: CESAR2 wins the pot (4,640) with three of
a kind, Fives
System: The next Happy Hour starts in 60 minutes!
Dealer: Hand #7147457576
Moneymanjc89: call raise with that garbage lol
Dealer: Grabo96 has 15 seconds left to act
Moneymanjc89: o nvm froom france lol u didnt
kno better
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Darkblade: You can never escape the bad beats
Dealer: CESAR2 has 15 seconds left to act
Dealer: philcrow12 has been disconnected
Dealer: kinghighflip shows [Jc Qc]
Dealer: Darkblade shows [As Ah]
Darkblade: It's like never ending crap calls
Dealer: kinghighflip shows three of a kind, Queens
Dealer: Darkblade shows two pair, Aces and
Queens
Dealer: kinghighflip wins the pot (2,510) with three
of a kind, Queens
Dealer: Darkblade finishes in 76th place
Dealer: Hand #7147466713
Dealer: NoMoreEo has 15 seconds left to act
Moneymanjc89: i KNO WUT U MEAN MAN
Moneymanjc89: THATS SICK
Dealer: Hand #7147471837
Dealer: fillie shows [8h 9h]
Dealer: Moneymanjc89 shows [Ks Kc]
Dealer: fillie shows a straight, Queen high
Dealer: Moneymanjc89 shows a pair of Kings
Dealer: fillie wins the pot (2,099) with a straight,
Queen high
Dealer: Hand #7147474849
Moneymanjc89: UFUKINREAL
kinghighflip: HAHAHAHHAHA
Dealer: Moneymanjc89 has 15 seconds left to act
kinghighflip: its cuz u keep talking
Moneymanjc89: DUMB #%!@IN IDIOTS
kinghighflip: BLAH BLAH BLAH
kinghighflip: STOP CRYING
Moneymanjc89: STFU PUNK &!$$$
Moneymanjc89: RETARDED &&% MONGOLOID
kinghighflip: lol im not even the one who cracked
them crybaby
Dealer: Hand #7147484440
Moneymanjc89: i dont give a @$&#, ur still runnin
ur damn mouth, u aint %&!! in real life
Dealer: VinceVega78 has 15 seconds left to act
Moneymanjc89: so keep ur lil twisted &#! words to
ur self
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Dealer: VinceVega78 shows [Ks Kd]
Dealer: Moneymanjc89 shows [Jd Kh]
Dealer: CESAR2 shows [7c Qh]
Dealer: younesENIM has reconnected
Dealer: VinceVega78 shows a pair of Kings
Dealer: CESAR2 shows two pair, Queens and
Sevens
Dealer: CESAR2 wins the side pot (2,925) with two
pair, Queens and Sevens
Dealer: Moneymanjc89 shows King Queen high
kinghighflip: lol and u aint $!#! in this tourny
Dealer: CESAR2 wins the main pot (318) with two
pair, Queens and Sevens
Dealer: Moneymanjc89 finishes in 52nd place
Dealer: VinceVega78 finishes in 51st place
fillie: see ya
kinghighflip: hahaha
kinghighflip: that was funny
Moneymanjc89 (Observer): so what dont care,
kinghighflip: lol
kinghighflip: keep crying bro
fillie: loud mouth piece of%!!$ he was
kinghighflip: lol seriously dude
Moneymanjc89 (Observer): someones needs to
beat ur $&& real good
Moneymanjc89 (Observer): teach u a lesson
fillie: i have to go so all in with rubbish from now on
Moneymanjc89 (Observer): lil fake bi21ch
kinghighflip: teach me a lesson homo
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kinghighflip: u guys think the loser is still observing
lol?
Habz87: thinking damn i shouldnt off called
Habz87: lol
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11NEFFETS11
Full House
Joined: 22 Jun 2008
Posts: 205
Location: Nordpol
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Dealer: Hand #7257580057
Dealer: Reptile76 hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
Dealer: hollywood64s zeigt [3h 3c]
Dealer: ian7ace zeigt [9s Kd]
ian7ace: ah u call with 3's
Dealer: hollywood64s zeigt Vierling, Dreien
Dealer: ian7ace zeigt ein Paar Dreien
Dealer: hollywood64s gewinnt den Pot (5,208) mit
Vierling, Dreien
Dealer: Hand #7257584192
ian7ace: this aint a cash gam eu donkey
ian7ace: ffs
ian7ace: how can u call a pot raise with pocket 3's
wen ur short
Dealer: hollywood64s hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
ian7ace: such an amateur play
ian7ace: no justice
Dealer: Reptile76 gewinnt den Pot (400)
Dealer: Hand #7257586653
ian7ace: tht the hand uv been waiting for lol
ian7ace: for u shove
Dealer: hollywood64s hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
ian7ace: pocket 3's
ian7ace: ur a donkey man
hollywood64s: get over it c..unt
Dealer: ian7ace gewinnt den Pot (500)
Dealer: Hand #7257588670
ian7ace: im over it
ian7ace: i love it
ian7ace: ur name is stored
hollywood64s: sook
ian7ace: i follow u around
Dealer: ian7ace hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
ian7ace: getting u to stack off
Reptile76: dont cry at table please
ian7ace: cos u overplay pocket 3's
Dealer: hollywood64s gewinnt den Pot (200)
Dealer: Hand #7257590891
ian7ace: reptile im talking bout a hand
ian7ace: its wot the chatbox is for
ian7ace: giz a breka
Dealer: ian7ace hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
Reptile76: dont cry
ian7ace: just got some donkey calling my raises
with pocket 3's
ian7ace: its obv wot i want
Reptile76: hand is over look forward
ian7ace: but wen he hits his 2 outer
Dealer: fill_fda gewinnt den Pot (1,300)
ian7ace: lol the chat box is for discusssing
previous hands
Dealer: Hand #7257594059
Reptile76: i know thats sad
ian7ace: i aint gonna discuss future hands
System: Early Morning Happy Hour is running right
now! Earn double Full Tilt Points by playing in any
ring game, tournament, or sit & go!
Dealer: JustJoy41 hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
Dealer: hollywood64s gewinnt den Pot (500)
Dealer: Hand #7257596654
ian7ace: well ur just discussing me talking about
hands thts alot sadder
hollywood64s: thank u
Dealer: Reptile76 hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
monster muzza (Beobachter): stop #%$$%en ian u
co..ck
Reptile76: you want get bubble boy |
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11NEFFETS11
Full House
Joined: 22 Jun 2008
Posts: 205
Location: Nordpol
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Das ging dann noch weiter
ian7ace: lol no chance of me bubbling in this?
ian7ace: seen the standard
ian7ace: ill get doubled up in a flash lol
monster muzza (Beobachter): ian will bubble lol
ian7ace: hahah no chance
ian7ace: who wants a side bet?
Reptile76: lol monster
ian7ace: 10 dols
monster muzza (Beobachter): u r a donk ian
Reptile76: lol
ian7ace: ppl call pot raises with pocket 3's
ian7ace: i will not bubble
Dealer: Reptile76 gewinnt den Pot (600)
Dealer: Hand #7257604165
ian7ace: this is like my classroom
ian7ace: lol im the only winning player on this table
Reptile76: hehe i ma your teacher
Dealer: Reptile76 hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
ian7ace: but yeh call me a donkey
monster muzza (Beobachter): l bet hollywood will
beat u ian 10 bucks bet y n
Dealer: fill_fda gewinnt den Pot (400)
Dealer: Hand #7257606467
ian7ace: well if he bets 10
ian7ace: tht ill bubble
ian7ace: thts cool
Dealer: Reptile76 zeigt [Ah Kc]
Dealer: hollywood64s zeigt [Ad Qd]
Dealer: Reptile76 zeigt ein Paar Asse
Dealer: hollywood64s zeigt zwei Paare, Asse und
Queens
Dealer: hollywood64s gewinnt den Pot (10,216) mit
zwei Paare, Asse und Queens
Turnierleiter: Aktuelle Blinds: 120/240
Dealer: Hand #7257609211
Reptile76: more luck then brain
ian7ace: hollywood ur a donkey
Dealer: ian7ace hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
Dealer: Die Verbindung zu fill_fda wurde
unterbrochen
Dealer: fill_fda hat die Verbindung wiederhergestellt
Dealer: Die Verbindung zu fill_fda wurde
unterbrochen
Dealer: fill_fda hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
Dealer: fill_fda hat die Verbindung wiederhergestellt
monster muzza (Beobachter): come on ian bet 10
bucks hollywood will beat u
Dealer: Reptile76 gewinnt den Pot (600)
Dealer: Hand #7257611691
Dealer: Die Verbindung zu fill_fda wurde
unterbrochen
Dealer: fill_fda hat die Verbindung wiederhergestellt
Dealer: fill_fda hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
ian7ace: no ill bet 10 bucks i wont bubble
ian7ace: hollywood is a donk tho
monster muzza (Beobachter): no
Dealer: Die Verbindung zu fill_fda wurde
unterbrochen
ian7ace: just stacked off with aq
Dealer: fill_fda hat die Verbindung wiederhergestellt
Dealer: ian7ace gewinnt den Pot (240)
Dealer: Hand #7257614489
monster muzza (Beobachter): r u soft ian
Dealer: Reptile76 zeigt ein Paar Achten
Dealer: Reptile76 gewinnt den Pot (600) mit ein
Paar Achten
Dealer: Hand #7257618431
ian7ace: soft?
Dealer: fill_fda gewinnt den Pot (240)
Dealer: Hand #7257619440
Dealer: Reptile76 zeigt [4s 4d]
Dealer: 11NEFFETS11 zeigt [9c Qc]
ian7ace: i dont stack off with aq its brutal
Dealer: Reptile76 zeigt Full House, Vieren über
Kings
Dealer: 11NEFFETS11 zeigt ein Paar Kings
Dealer: Reptile76 gewinnt den Pot (2,886) mit Full
House, Vieren über Kings
Dealer: Hand #7257621834
Reptile76: uii
Dealer: ian7ace zeigt [Tc Ah]
Dealer: hollywood64s zeigt [Ad Jd]
ian7ace: hahah now aj
Dealer: ian7ace zeigt Ass King High
Dealer: hollywood64s zeigt Ass King High
Dealer: hollywood64s gewinnt den Pot (4,772) mit
Ass King High
Dealer: ian7ace belegt den 6th. Platz
Dealer: Hand #7257624054
ian7ace (Beobachter): ahh the delights of donkeys
hollywood64s: by by
ian7ace (Beobachter): this is y i play poker
Dealer: fill_fda hat noch 15 Sekunden zum
Handeln
monster muzza (Beobachter): weres my 10 ian
ian7ace (Beobachter): can get a 5th of hollywoods
chips in with aj lolol
Dealer: JustJoy41 gewinnt den Pot (240)
Dealer: Hand #7257625740
ian7ace (Beobachter): monster u didnt bet u *****
ian7ace (Beobachter): u aitn even playing
hollywood64s: ta ta sucker
ian7ace (Beobachter): if u bet id defo pay out
Dealer: fill_fda gewinnt den Pot (600)
ian7ace (Beobachter): sucker?
Dealer: Hand #7257627483
ian7ace (Beobachter): aq and aj stack off boy
ian7ace (Beobachter): cmon ur the sucker
ian7ace (Beobachter): a losing player too
Dealer: Reptile76 zeigt [Qs Qh]
Dealer: hollywood64s zeigt [Jd Qd]
ian7ace (Beobachter): hahahahah
Dealer: Reptile76 zeigt ein Paar Queens
Dealer: hollywood64s zeigt Flush, Ass High
Dealer: hollywood64s gewinnt den Pot (5,532) mit
Flush, Ass High
monster muzza (Beobachter): lets go heads up on
100 table
ian7ace (Beobachter): jq
Dealer: Reptile76 belegt den 5th. Platz
Dealer: Hand #7257629825
Reptile76 (Beobachter): unreal
ian7ace (Beobachter): ahh hollywoood ur sooo bad
ian7ace (Beobachter): qj hahahahahahahahhahah
ian7ace (Beobachter): ah wot a suckout u are
Dealer: fill_fda gewinnt den Pot (720)
Dealer: Hand #7257631771
ian7ace (Beobachter): how can u afford to lose so
much money hollywood
ian7ace (Beobachter): donking off at tabloes
Dealer: hollywood64s gewinnt den Pot (240)
Dealer: Hand #7257632583
Reptile76 (Beobachter): today donky payout day
Dealer: hollywood64s zeigt Ass King High
Dealer: JustJoy41 zeigt Ass King High
Dealer: JustJoy41 gewinnt den Pot (480) mit Ass
King High
Dealer: Hand #7257635260
Dealer: fill_fda gewinnt den Pot (600)
Dealer: Hand #7257637691
Dealer: 11NEFFETS11 gewinnt den Pot (1,440)
ian7ace (Beobachter): hollywood wher u learn to
get ur chips in behind so much
hollywood64s: get over it&%@# head |
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Trippy Hippie
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 30 Mar 2008
Posts: 1302
Location: RailHeaven
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Royal Otch (Observer): ur a fu.ckin joke , u got no idea
Dealer: Adamski1 has 15 seconds left to act
Royal Otch (Observer): playin with sh.it like that |
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RobertGer
Four of a Kind
Joined: 18 Sep 2007
Posts: 350
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schade, dass sich nichtmal leute aus unserem Forum zusammenreißen können.
Stylomax (Beobachter): %$$$ing luckplayer
Stylomax (Beobachter): english 100% donk
Stylomax (Beobachter): donk!!!
Stylomax (Beobachter): donk!!!
Stylomax (Beobachter): hope you donks loose all your bankroll
Stylomax (Beobachter): this 2 gays are really fulldonks
Stylomax (Beobachter): lucky donk
Stylomax (Beobachter): damn luckplayers
Stylomax (Beobachter): how you can call with 10J fuc.king gay
Stylomax (Beobachter): hope you loose all your bankroll donk
Stylomax: stupid lucker |
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11NEFFETS11
Full House
Joined: 22 Jun 2008
Posts: 205
Location: Nordpol
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jay_fergo:
tOerG (Beobachter): f*ck off you douchebag, and
be prod and rub your lkittle penis on your crappy
call ^^
jay_fergo: man go home
tOerG (Beobachter): %@# #!@ |
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LostOstrich
Forum Ostrich
Joined: 11 Aug 2007
Posts: 4153
Location: In your bed, with your wife. Smoking your cigarettes, drinking your brandy.
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| pykesgoinpro: when i say that idiots are feasting upon me its an understatement |
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Steinbeisser
Calling Station
Joined: 27 Aug 2007
Posts: 3027
Location: world wide web
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rockcrusher83 (Observer): $!#&ing donkeys that
play plo8
rockcrusher83 (Observer): have no clue what
they're doing
Aber er hat, deshalb ist er wohl aus dem Turnier rausgeflogen! Muhahahaha
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dawuifae
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 18 Oct 2007
Posts: 1511
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Voran gegangen ist dies:
Full Tilt Poker, $5 + $0.50 NL Hold'em Sit n' Go, 15/30 Blinds, 6 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter
BB: 1,875
UTG: 1,095
MP: 1,440
CO: 1,335
BTN: 1,875
Hero (SB): 1,380
Pre-Flop: (45) 2 3 dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG folds, MP calls 30, CO calls 30, BTN folds, Hero calls 15, BB raises to 150, MP folds, CO calls 120, Hero folds
Flop: (360) 6 7 Q (2 Players)
BB checks, CO bets 30, BB calls 30
Turn: (420) A (2 Players)
BB checks, CO bets 150, BB raises to 300, CO raises to 930, BB raises to 1,695 and is All-In, CO calls 225 and is All-In
River: (2,730) K (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: 2,730 Pot
BB showed J J (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-1,335 NET)
CO showed 6 Q (two pair, Queens and Sixes) and WON 2,730 (+1,395 NET)
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und dann konnten wir uns köstlich amüsieren... (pablo=Franzose, boeserstan=Deutscher)
pablo 1886: donkey
pablo 1886: call a raise with this hand
boeserstan: shut up
pablo 1886: donkey
boeserstan: pisser
pablo 1886: donkeyyyyy
boeserstan: froschschenkelfresser
pablo 1886: shut up
boeserstan: wow
pablo 1886: alleùand de merde
boeserstan: huah
boeserstan: baguettnase
pablo 1886: haha
pablo 1886: viva espagna
pablo 1886: hiro de puta
boeserstan: jo
galiciel59: tu donnes une super image toi
galiciel59: tu peux pas rester poli
foldem54: nh
boeserstan: muschi
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Aber es geht auch anders. Nur ein paar Hände später war ich all-in mit AJs gegen AJ und baute mir nen flush zusammen.
foldem54: nh
dawuifae: sorry
foldem54 (Observer): its cool
dawuifae: thx |
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