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spike420211 · Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:40 pm Post subject: whatta n00b [xtracted from 2+2]

uncut version can be found on ninjahpoker.com.

JeezusF****nChrist:

Hey guys, for those of you who don�t know who I am my name is Trevor and I play on full tilt under _UrMyFincalAid_. I play sngs, mtts, NL cash games, and PLO cash games. This past Friday I woke up and was checking my email and I received an email from Full tilt security saying that all my monies have been seized. In the first email they said they were being seized because I had dumped 1,000 dollars to my friend chandlerparsons who had sent me 1,000 on PayPal, so I was really confused. I then emailed them and they said they were closing my account and seizing both of our monies because we had played sit n goes together and played differently then the normal person. I then asked them to show me proof of this and they sent me the most ridiculous hands I have ever seen in my entire life. Things like folding AJ to a shove from a bigger stack on the bubble, and folding aq and 10 10 in middle position when a person UTG raised 3X BB. Before I go any further I do want to clarify that I do indeed know chandlerparsons and that he is my very good friend. And we both play sit n goes at the same time. When we do play we are very respectful to each others games and have a set agreement that we will always stay out of each others way in sit n go�s until we are in the money, then it is every man for himself. So because we have chose to stay out of each others way and played in what looks like a suspicious manner to full tilts donkish support players that don�t understand why you fold AJ on the bubble to a raise, full tilt security has took over $100,000 dollars from us. I myself have profited +4,000 dollars or so and chandlerparsons has profited +9,000 dollars or so. We have both played well over 1,000 sit n goes on full tilt poker, and together have played in 170 or so sit n goes together according to sharkscope.com. During the sit n goes that we have played together I am actually running at a -4% roi on a $100 dollar sit n go level, which obviously is not good. So when full tilt poker says that they are seizing 50k from me because I stayed out of my friend�s way in sngs I feel like I am being stole from. I am trying to get people to help me get my account re opened with this post. I am a valued player on full tilt poker and always will be. I generate over 12,000 dollars in rake every month on ftp, and bring more friends and good things to that site that anyone else I know. I have helped numerous people with their games, and turned 5 dollar sit n go regulars into 100 sit n go regulars who run at a great ROI %. I am only 21 and I feel like this is too much to be punished for just playing some sit n goes with a friend and staying out of his way. I have made over 40k in tournament cashes, and a huge amount in cash games. I respect other people on the site and am always willing to help people with anything. So I am asking the forums, the players, and anyone who may have an in to ftp to help me get my account and money back. Thanks for reading; hopefully I will see you at the tables soon.[hopefully not, a**wipe!-$pike] If you want to talk feel free to message me on aim, tjp887 or email me at tjpope004@gmail.com.

sry... one of my pet peeves.
As a ninjah and a Nitecrawler[a group i play with @ stars], i have a moral duty to play for blood the moment I sit in on a table, buy in and ante or post.
Somebody find this punk n00b 4 me... i have a steel 1-inch pipe waiting 4 his a**.

bizarroquinn · Message Board Junkie Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 1522

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bottlecapthief · Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 12:08 am Post subject:

The post is not Spike talking. That is a post some guy made on 2+2. Spike was just showing everyone how dumb he is. I'm not sure if you were being sarcastic with your responses or not, just wanted to make sure.

bizarroquinn · Message Board Junkie Joined: 02 Oct 2006 Posts: 1522

yeah i didnt mean that directed at the OP, just the idiots that are looking for help getting their accts opened back up. what tards

StevieWard · Message Board Junkie Joined: 12 Jul 2007 Posts: 1561

LOL DONKAMENTS. Riddim is right, people are stupid.

I play SNGs and cash games with my friends also - but just try to treat them like anyone else at the table - although admittedly I do want to beat them into submission a bit more than others.

st6truckie · Message Board Junkie Joined: 28 Dec 2007 Posts: 2018

Nothing gives me great pleasure more than knocking out a fellow forumer. Laughing

rockycatt · Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:02 am Post subject:

well it be nice if F T P had a bulliten board to announce redistributin to the victims
RC

feihua · Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2008 7:38 am Post subject:

Things I do at the Sup Turbo:

spike420211

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