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Ozzy52
Royal Flush
Joined: 17 Apr 2008
Posts: 641
Location: Living in interesting times, unfortunately.
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 Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:23 pm Post subject: Room 101 |
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Welcome to Room 101
Supplied for your Pet Peeve Venting Pleasure.
The rules of Room 101.
You can make 3 choices and 3 only.
They can be anything ..Animals,People,Smells,Groups,Types of Hat,Places,Books,TV shows,Feelings .. ANYTHING.
Once your choices are submitted the Universe will consider your choices and illiminate the worthy FROM ALL TIME.
Choose carefully. If successful then that's it, they are gone, no going back.
My 3 ..in no particular order.
1. Stubbing my toe - It Hurts. Feels Like a kick in the ballz for my foot.I want it to never happen again. Ever.
2. Hate - It will be the distruction of everything. Also , like your appendix, it has no function other than to exist.
3. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lohCW5OavgY
This gremlin deserves to be deleted from time.TW@. |
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Autosuggestion
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 1700
Location: New Jersey
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| Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:26 pm Post subject: Re: Room 101 |
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"This video is not available in your country."
When people bite the fork - I can't stand that scraping noise. How hard is it to eat correctly, really?
Tila Tequila - You aren't attractive. You aren't smart. How in the name of all that is holy did you get your own dating show?
Tiny dogs - They look like cats and have the most annoying bark. Get a real dog.
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LostOstrich
Forum Ostrich
Joined: 11 Aug 2007
Posts: 4153
Location: In your bed, with your wife. Smoking your cigarettes, drinking your brandy.
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| Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:51 pm Post subject: |
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Did you get this idea from Orwell, or from the BBC2 programme?
Either way, I like it. Here's my three, in no particular order:
- Jordan. Not the country, the "supermodel". Stupid, inflated, vacuous slag with the wit of a piece of wood, and the charm of a dead rat.
- Manchester United. Their attitude is horrible. The club is a commercial whore, the fans are mostly cretins, the manager is a hypocritical prick who becomes blind when one of his players commits an offence, and the entire ethos of the club appears to be that they can do what the **** they want.
- The UK benefits system. I work in recruitment, and I see hundreds of Polish men who are able to claim working tax credit, child benefit etc for family back home. I see hundreds of lazy British morons who pretend to look for work so that they can continue to get Jobseekers' benefit. I see perfectly healthy young men pretending to limp as they walk down the street, so that they can continue to receive incapacity benefit. All of this bothers me enormously, when I'm working 50+ hours a week to feed my family. |
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Ozzy52
Royal Flush
Joined: 17 Apr 2008
Posts: 641
Location: Living in interesting times, unfortunately.
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| Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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Did you get this idea from Orwell, or from the BBC2 programme?
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Mixture of both. Also too much time on my hands, an empty house and good weed. 
All of which I should not be mentioning in Room 101 incase they get selected and deleted.
Glad you like it I hope others will too. |
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