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Flying_Kiwi
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 Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 10:03 pm Post subject: One for SIRWILLIAMWALLACE |
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A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Scottish highland stream.
The gamekeeper shouts "Dinnae drink thon water mon, its foo o' coo's shyte 'n
pish."
Man replies "My good fellow, I'm English.... can you repeat that?".
The gamekeeper replies "I said use both hands - you get more that way" |
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Autosuggestion
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| You can take our lives, but you can never take our freedom! |
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AP KING
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I like them kind of jokes..
Next I want to hear racial jokes, and lots of them. I would also prefer if someone could sprinkle in some mexican with it. Example: why don't lil brothas jump on the bed? <insert obv answer> But, how do you get them down? Tell all the lil vatos on the block that it's a pinata.
There's also a good sprinkler joke that includes like four races in all. |
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bottlecapthief
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| Posted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:29 pm Post subject: |
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| AP KING wrote: |
There's also a good sprinkler joke that includes like four races in all. |
This is a very racist joke that I smiled at once. |
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SIRWGWALLACE
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:36 am Post subject: Re: One for SIRWILLIAMWALLACE |
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| Flying_Kiwi wrote: |
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Scottish highland stream.
The gamekeeper shouts "Dinnae drink thon water mon, its foo o' coo's shyte 'n
pish."
Man replies "My good fellow, I'm English.... can you repeat that?".
The gamekeeper replies "I said use both hands - you get more that way" |
NICE WAN KIWI.THAT'S WAT YE NEED ON HERE AGOOD LAUGH.AN
A BIT AY BANTER.A FINK AM GONNAE LIKE IT ON HERE.LET'S
SORT THIS FORUM OOT MAE MAN.lol
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live4freerolls
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:42 am Post subject: Re: One for SIRWILLIAMWALLACE |
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| SIRWGWALLACE wrote: |
| Flying_Kiwi wrote: |
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Scottish highland stream.
The gamekeeper shouts "Dinnae drink thon water mon, its foo o' coo's shyte 'n
pish."
Man replies "My good fellow, I'm English.... can you repeat that?".
The gamekeeper replies "I said use both hands - you get more that way" |
NICE WAN KIWI.THAT'S WAT YE NEED ON HERE AGOOD LAUGH.AN
A BIT AY BANTER.A FINK AM GONNAE LIKE IT ON HERE.LET'S
SORT THIS FORUM OOT MAE MAN.lol
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WHY IS YA SCRAEMIN MAE MAN |
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SIRWGWALLACE
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:53 am Post subject: nae racist. dont dey it |
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| AP KING wrote: |
There's also a good sprinkler joke that includes like four races in all. |
This is a very racist joke that I smiled at once. |
''Hey'' bye the way ah'm no writin anyhin ''RACIST'' yev'e got tae be aff yir heid if ye hink ah'm racist.if the jokes affended anywan i deepl'y
''apologize'' and if i told ye iwas blue. sometimes black an blue were the wyfe's. '' battered me'' |
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bottlecapthief
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:01 am Post subject: Re: nae racist. dont dey it |
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| SIRWGWALLACE wrote: |
| bottlecapthief wrote: |
| AP KING wrote: |
There's also a good sprinkler joke that includes like four races in all. |
This is a very racist joke that I smiled at once. |
''Hey'' bye the way ah'm no writin anyhin ''RACIST'' yev'e got tae be aff yir heid if ye hink ah'm racist.if the jokes affended anywan i deepl'y
''apologize'' and if i told ye iwas blue. sometimes black an blue were the wyfe's. '' battered me'' |
Wasn't talking about or to you, so no worries. |
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AP KING
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:04 am Post subject: Re: nae racist. dont dey it |
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| SIRWGWALLACE wrote: |
| bottlecapthief wrote: |
| AP KING wrote: |
There's also a good sprinkler joke that includes like four races in all. |
This is a very racist joke that I smiled at once. |
''Hey'' bye the way ah'm no writin anyhin ''RACIST'' yev'e got tae be aff yir heid if ye hink ah'm racist.if the jokes affended anywan i deepl'y
''apologize'' and if i told ye iwas blue. sometimes black an blue were the wyfe's. '' battered me'' |
Wasn't talking about or to you, so no worries. |
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alex j beeson
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 12:53 pm Post subject: Re: One for SIRWILLIAMWALLACE |
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| Flying_Kiwi wrote: |
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Scottish highland stream.
The gamekeeper shouts "Dinnae drink thon water mon, its foo o' coo's shyte 'n
pish."
Man replies "My good fellow, I'm English.... can you repeat that?".
The gamekeeper replies "I said use both hands - you get more that way" |
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rockycatt
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| Posted: Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:19 pm Post subject: Re: One for SIRWILLIAMWALLACE |
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| alex j beeson wrote: |
| Flying_Kiwi wrote: |
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Scottish highland stream.
The gamekeeper shouts "Dinnae drink thon water mon, its foo o' coo's shyte 'n
pish."
Man replies "My good fellow, I'm English.... can you repeat that?".
The gamekeeper replies "I said use both hands - you get more that way" |
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