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StevieWard
Message Board Junkie

Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Posts: 1566

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:36 pm Post subject:

rockycatt wrote:

ok in my last confrence with my manager LO ostrich he was in

contract negotiations ,and drafting itennarey schedeguule for 25
active internationa sales staff personale and probobly wont address
pin head for at Least six to eight weeks

in behalf ,as scocial cooadinator
for mr l o ostrich , we generaly give loly pops and coloring books
to pin heads in the waiting room

but sadlly im out of them so the best i can do is while you wait
ammuse your little pin heads with this triva

It was fun being a baby boomer. . .. until now. Some of the artists of the
60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore ---- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

remember alwas as to mr LO ostrich no pin head is to small

thak you good day R C

StevieWard
Message Board Junkie

Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Posts: 1566

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 6:37 pm Post subject:

LostOstrich wrote:

I'm sorry, I'm not prepared to accept this challenge. The fact of the matter is, I'm chicken.

OK, so that was my little joke. Obv I play this dude, and obv I pull his pants down and smack him red in front of everyone.

Can't do Saturday, I'm spending Saturday with my daughter. And I'm playing FTOPS events on Friday and Sunday, so I'm saying we should play this little series NEXT SATURDAY, May 24th, from 16:00 server time onwards. Maybe schedule one every hour from 16:00? Is that good for you, EJ? Would you like me to email Private Tournaments on that basis?

BTW, some super funny stuff in this thread already. I'm not going to address any of the points raised in the OP, I'll just play the game and have some serious fun with the chatbox.

Awww. I'm offshore then Sad

cubbies760
Drawing Dead

Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 7547
Location: Suburban Chicago

Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: Re: An open letter to Lost O .....

rockycatt wrote:

EJ CURSE wrote:

Since you are the champion of this forum and defender of all things Catt.. I would like to honor your request in a contest of (skill)... If the gentleman in question..... and yes I'm questioning, would like 2 participate, please help me grant you the honor of proving your "superior" skill set in a series of five heads up tournament style contests for 20$ stakes.... Iwill be available for play at your leisure on Sat the 17th of May....Knuckle up poser, the gloves just came off.

OK pin head your slinging my name around again , and displaying
the arrogance of a mad dog that deffacates on his masters kitchen floor
then snacks on it ,

get some serious mental health help, your going public again ,
making a ass of your self ,and trying to shift the cause of your
social skills [short comeings ] to the population of the entire forum

first things first charity begins at home get self indulgent and find a
annolist
before you start the spirol thru the trap door at what you may consider the bottom

I want to publically announce that even that I can't read or understand 1/2 of what you post, I'm beginning to enjoy the legible 1/2 more, lately.

You've made me LOL quite a bit the past few days.

supfool123
Message Board Junkie

Joined: 19 Dec 2005
Posts: 2008
Location: Bang'n Your Mom

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 5:45 am Post subject:

LostOstrich wrote:

Did I mention that I have a big house, lots of money, hundreds of friends and an enormous penis?

pffff, he is so lying about the house.

skeeter1114
Message Board Junkie

Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 2500

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 6:01 am Post subject:

LostOstrich wrote:

All being well, I'll be sporting my new Gold Jersey avatar for this one. Because I'm the best.

Did I miss something?

LostOstrich
Forum Ostrich

Joined: 11 Aug 2007
Posts: 4186
Location: In your bed, with your wife. Smoking your cigarettes, drinking your brandy.

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 7:39 am Post subject:

skeeter1114 wrote:

LostOstrich wrote:

All being well, I'll be sporting my new Gold Jersey avatar for this one. Because I'm the best.

Did I miss something?

Not yet, skeeter. But it'll happen.

rockycatt
Message Board Junkie

Joined: 02 Jan 2007
Posts: 3150
Location: WE WANT RAKE BACK

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:26 am Post subject: Re: An open letter to Lost O .....

cubbies760 wrote:

rockycatt wrote:

EJ CURSE wrote:

I want to publically announce that even that I can't read or understand 1/2 of what you post, I'm beginning to enjoy the legible 1/2 more, lately.

You've made me LOL quite a bit the past few days.

im not perfect in my grammer or letter writeing , how ever these field notes are the only admisable evadence [of its kind] in a court of law
im pirvy of that [i won a case in court with my field log ,and the judge said quote for a guy that cant spell you certainly know the law]

respect fuly rockycatt
ps nolo contendrie

rockycatt
Message Board Junkie

Joined: 02 Jan 2007
Posts: 3150
Location: WE WANT RAKE BACK

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:47 am Post subject:

LostOstrich wrote:

OK darling, I'll set it up as discussed, for the 24th.

We need a title. How does "Handbags at Dawn" sound?

If you think for a second that my ego would be damaged, even by losing all five games, then you have a very poor understanding of quite how unbearably arrogant I really am. Win or lose, I intend to mercilessly provoke you throughout the entire session.

All being well, I'll be sporting my new Gold Jersey avatar for this one. Because I'm the best.

Did I mention that I have a big house, lots of money, hundreds of friends and an enormous penis?

dear LO im throwing a tea for the event with a twist of lemon
in the pool area ,wouldet you please drop by later for a brandy

of course no rsp needed respectfuly RC

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rockycatt
Message Board Junkie

Joined: 02 Jan 2007
Posts: 3150
Location: WE WANT RAKE BACK

Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 9:52 am Post subject: Re: An open letter to Lost O .....

cubbies760 wrote:

rockycatt wrote:

EJ CURSE wrote:

I want to publically announce that even that I can't read or understand 1/2 of what you post, I'm beginning to enjoy the legible 1/2 more, lately.

You've made me LOL quite a bit the past few days.

as a secrete agent we use mis spelled words as a meane of coded e j com is una a ass munacation

EJ CURSE
Flush

Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 148

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:48 am Post subject: Re: An open letter to Lost O .....

rockycatt wrote:

cubbies760 wrote:

rockycatt wrote:

EJ CURSE wrote:

I want to publically announce that even that I can't read or understand 1/2 of what you post, I'm beginning to enjoy the legible 1/2 more, lately.

You've made me LOL quite a bit the past few days.

as a secrete agent we use mis spelled words as a meane of coded e j com is una a ass munacation

Here is a secret code for your "mother" premature ejaculation= faulty sperm (AKA) "you"..... suck it feline your an ignoramus and your posts are old and limp.

StevieWard
Message Board Junkie

Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Posts: 1566

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:55 am Post subject:

I really hope LO crushes you in your HU game. If he does, believe me you will never hear the end of it.

EJ CURSE
Flush

Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 148

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 1:02 am Post subject:

StevieWard wrote:

I really hope LO crushes you in your HU game.

If he does, believe me you will never hear the end of it.

Oh hopey hope hope hpoe. I hope this, your Fat ass keels over from lack of potato chips. Piss up a rope lemming .

ynkpnt
Royal Flush

Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 705

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 1:20 am Post subject:

EJ CURSE wrote:

StevieWard wrote:

I really hope LO crushes you in your HU game.

If he does, believe me you will never hear the end of it.

Oh hopey hope hope hpoe. I hope this, your Fat ass keels over from lack of potato chips. Piss up a rope lemming .

for real? is you life in such distress you have to stoop so low when you reply to someone? in that case i want to be insulted i chose not to take sides in this although LO has been cool towards me since day one reason was because i truly thought the reason it started was of a borederline joke taken the wrong way. it seemed like you were misunderstood but wow maybe you werent. these HU matches will prove little in the end tbh im sure it will go 3-2 in anyones favor and just lead to a pro-longed arguement over variance or something. you seem to be nothing but a keyboard warrior with a chip on his shoulder. i dont take online poker serious at all its fun as hell most of the time im messing around during the game and more intrested in the chat box. hell the forum is more entertaining live is a different story. but anyway i guess i see why people chose sides now me too i hope your obvserver chat is off becasue i doubt your self esteem can take some of the stuff that will go on that day.

*EDIT
BTW Rocky "I luvs ya"
p.s heres my immaturity at its best =]]

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EJ CURSE
Flush

Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 148

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 1:32 am Post subject:

Best awnser yet to me man, I luv ya... this sht is all rediculous to me anyhow nice effort on the sig.

EJ CURSE
Flush

Joined: 18 Feb 2008
Posts: 148

Posted: Sun May 18, 2008 1:40 am Post subject:

StevieWard wrote:

I really hope LO crushes you in your HU game.

If he does, believe me you will never hear the end of it.

Well Stevie, here is a hint as to how I plan to survive the backlash from my loss to LO. I'll just stop reading the 8 posts on this forum that are semi- interesting and buy a book by Phill Hellmuth for inspiratation. I'll then sell my computer for 100 bucks and use it to buy a seat in the world series of "Poker Forum" posters. Where I'll put my two cents worth of B.S TALK WAGER.... exactly as to where I think my fool hardy chances lie in beating the next "forum"member that can stick up for Himself or Herself by actually playing the game that is in front of them. You Sir are a jopke....jopke...jopke

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