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o4life
Straight Flush
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 427
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 Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:46 am Post subject: o4life bapalicous |
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I'm attempting to start my poker career. I don't play online much but will be willing to with the right assentive. Since asking for money on here (begging) is NOT allowed, I am starting a bap (asking for money). This is what I purpose:
I have $100k left on my mortgage. What do you get in return you ask? You get a % of my poker career, 4LIFE.
Send the money to mathman1115, I trust him. When the $100k is reached HE will figure your % and send you a receipt.
I PROMISE to play everyday (live and internet). I'm good at poker. Just watch me on playchip. I always go all-in with A-K suited (just like Helmuth told me on Best Damn Poker Show).
BUY YOUR SHARES IN LIFE TODAY. |
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sockerkid008
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Posts: 1175
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| lol ill buy 100k in shares |
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Pete D
Pistol Pete
Joined: 28 Sep 2006
Posts: 1118
Location: California
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According to my calculations, there's a 144% chance that all of the following will occur before o4life sells a share:
1. soccerkid & rockycatt are named professors at Harvard.
2. Strasse gets his apology from BDMK.
3. Chillbot becomes a mod.
4. CompleteDonk submits proof of his age.
5. gypsydc marries Steve Buscemi.
6. Honest Rob tells a lie.
7. cubbies & thephoenix go on a romantic vacation together.
8. Hujwang gets a bonus from FT.
9. BBcoach is caught using too much pinetar.
10. Jobe quits law school to seek riches on the poker table... but misses out on his first career bracelet when he loses to 2high and his... you guessed it... 2 high flush. |
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2 high flush
Forum Bounty Hunter
Joined: 03 Nov 2005
Posts: 6625
Location: Climbing out of hell, life hell that is
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| Pete D wrote: |
| 10. Jobe quits law school to seek riches on the poker table... but misses out on his first career bracelet when he loses to 2high and his... you guessed it... 2 high flush. |
it dont get any sweeter. i cant wait. |
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o4life
Straight Flush
Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 427
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:12 am Post subject: |
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| Soo if we live two lifetimes I get 44% of my shares? SHIP MY $44K IN ADVANCE. |
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BBCOACH44
Full Tilt Coach
Joined: 24 Oct 2006
Posts: 3750
Location: Indoor Practice...AKA...Da Gym
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 11:53 am Post subject: |
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| Pete D wrote: |
According to my calculations, there's a 144% chance that all of the following will occur before o4life sells a share:
1. soccerkid & rockycatt are named professors at Harvard.
2. Strasse gets his apology from BDMK.
3. Chillbot becomes a mod.
4. CompleteDonk submits proof of his age.
5. gypsydc marries Steve Buscemi.
6. Honest Rob tells a lie.
7. cubbies & thephoenix go on a romantic vacation together.
8. Hujwang gets a bonus from FT.
9. BBcoach is caught using too much pinetar.
10. Jobe quits law school to seek riches on the poker table... but misses out on his first career bracelet when he loses to 2high and his... you guessed it... 2 high flush. |
ROTFLMAO....This is Priceless...... 
And that will be 1 pole for ea. $ = 100,000 poles, you better get started,
it may take a life time to complete.......... 
The Coach is watching............  |
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mzbuns
Fine Wine
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 4173
Location: on the golf course in Buhl, ID
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:01 pm Post subject: |
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| Pete D wrote: |
According to my calculations, there's a 144% chance that all of the following will occur before o4life sells a share:
1. soccerkid & rockycatt are named professors at Harvard.
2. Strasse gets his apology from BDMK.
3. Chillbot becomes a mod.
4. CompleteDonk submits proof of his age.
5. gypsydc marries Steve Buscemi.
6. Honest Rob tells a lie.
7. cubbies & thephoenix go on a romantic vacation together.
8. Hujwang gets a bonus from FT.
9. BBcoach is caught using too much pinetar.
10. Jobe quits law school to seek riches on the poker table... but misses out on his first career bracelet when he loses to 2high and his... you guessed it... 2 high flush. |
FTP FORUM CONTEST WINNER RIGHT HERE FOLKS!!! |
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Gypsydc
Moderator
Joined: 03 Nov 2005
Posts: 4409
Location: California
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| Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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5. gypsydc marries Steve Buscemi.
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Oh gosh...do I have to sleep with him?  |
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Pete D
Pistol Pete
Joined: 28 Sep 2006
Posts: 1118
Location: California
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| Pete D wrote: |
5. gypsydc marries Steve Buscemi.
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Oh gosh...do I have to sleep with him? |
Only if you want to have his baby |
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