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chillbot
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 Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:20 am Post subject: THE OFFICIAL © CEZZIE THREAD |
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renegades8
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| Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:22 am Post subject: |
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| If Strasse rhymes with ass, does cezzie rhyme with lezzie? |
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Honest_Rob
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Joined: 21 Jul 2005
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Location: trying to get back to even
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| Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:24 am Post subject: |
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| cezzie pwns my <3 |
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chillbot
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| Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:33 am Post subject: |
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Strasse: cez just pumps me up when i get down
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Cezzie: I'll gladly join any of u heads up for money
Honest_Rob: I'll play you HU Razz but only if Katherine
Heigl is having sex with me
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Cezzie: if I ever got fat I'd shoot myself
Cezzie: fat says more about a person than ANYTHING
else
Strasse: i think lesbian says more
Cezzie: well, I guess, I dont know to many lesbians that
I dont respect, but fn fat people SCREAM "GLUTTON"
jjuust by existing
Cezzie: if being a glutton is fun, I'll pass
FTN_chris: i'd rather be fat than unfriendly
Cezzie: fortunately, I am neither
Strasse: calling me fat is rather unfriendly
Cezzie: being fat is rather unsightly, and I resent the
visual affront
FTN_chris: if some fat guy ran up, threw off his shirt and
rubbed his belly on you
FTN_chris: thats an insult to fat people
Cezzie: yes it is, its a mockery
Cezzie: fat people insult health
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Honest_Rob: Cezzie>Juiceman
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Strasse: forum pro!
Cezzie: is that a place u kids play?
Honest_Rob: yes!
Cezzie: is it a money table?
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Strasse: i bet i am smarter than you
Honest_Rob: lol
Cezzie: I will bet u a years pay that u arent
chillbot: I have beer all is right with the world
Honest_Rob: I bet you, you'll never find a definitive way
to settle your bet
Cezzie: well, ... if u wanna go IQ, I can prove that
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Cezzie: wanna play a heads up 50?
Strasse: heads up horse?
Strasse: u should do it chill
chillbot: not now I'm working
Cezzie: sng HU $50
chillbot: I'll play anytime look me up on the forum
Cezzie: lol, no normal person works on holidays
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Cezzie: not likely I'm gonna fold to fillpot
chillbot: you'd be a fool to fold
Dealer: chillbot shows a straight, Ten high, for high
Dealer: chillbot shows 8,7,6,5,A, for low
Dealer: chillbot wins the high pot ($3.70) with a straight,
Ten high
Dealer: chillbot wins the low pot ($3.70) with 8,7,6,5,A
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Honest_Rob: Cezzie I just want to thank you for staying
and playing when you're so clearly overmatched
Cezzie: lol
Cezzie: ur the worst player at the table
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Honest_Rob: I wish I could play cezzie in razz all day
and night like I wish I could have sex with Katherine
Heigl all day and all night
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Honest_Rob: Damn I missed a bet cause I was looking
at your sharkscope
Cezzie: please do!
Cezzie: I am very proud of that, took an entire weekend
to establish
Cezzie: and nets me some fine $$$$
Cezzie: have made TONS showing people how to do that
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chillbot: in my book a straight beats a flushy
Honest_Rob: yeah I woulda called the flushy too
Cezzie: is that babytalk for flush?
tv8mydog: its dirty talk |
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Honest_Rob
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| Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 12:52 pm Post subject: |
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Pretend this is written on a bathroom wall:
"For a good time look up Cezzie on sharkscope"
My favorite Cezzie line was her saying she plays high limits on Stars and she was up $440 there and didn't mind donking off $100 to us. Then about 10 minutes later she said she was up $1330. Must have been a huge rush. I think she plays $50,000/$100,000 |
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doubledownA
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| Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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| chillbot wrote: |
Strasse: cez just pumps me up when i get down
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Cezzie: I'll gladly join any of u heads up for money
Honest_Rob: I'll play you HU Razz but only if Katherine
Heigl is having sex with me
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Cezzie: if I ever got fat I'd shoot myself
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Much like I'd shoot myself if I ever had a tatoo of a sports team on my arm. |
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dumwaldo
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Location: look to the stars
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| Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 5:18 pm Post subject: |
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| I did not like that she interrupted my gambling with poker. I still think that was out of line. |
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honkythunder
Forum Drama Llama imo
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| Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 6:50 pm Post subject: |
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lol, CEZZIE.
I didn't realize that others here had played with her. I think it violates forum rules to name names and losses and such so I will respectfully leave my comment to just lol, CEZZIE. |
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Strasse
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Location: Austin, TX
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| Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 10:11 pm Post subject: |
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| I did not like that she interrupted my gambling with poker. I still think that was out of line. |
+1, that was very rude. Too bad that it never happened that she tried calling down when one of you had the nuts. |
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chillbot
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It has come to our attention that you have been abusing your chat
privileges at the tables. We value all players and wish to cultivate an
environment in which they can play without being harassed or called
names at the tables. A copy of the offending chat is shown below:
Jan 17 2008 02:48AM cezzie my favorite lezzie!
Jan 17 2008 02:49AM there ain't no lezzie like my cezzie lezzie
Please be advised that future infractions of this nature may cause your
chat privileges to be revoked for an extended period; repeated
infractions may result in the permanent suspension of your chat
privileges.
We thank you for your cooperation in this matter, and wish you best of
luck at the tables.
Regards,
Sunny
Full Tilt Poker Support |
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Honest_Rob
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:09 pm Post subject: |
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| You ought notta had talked to cezzie like that. |
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2 high flush
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Joined: 03 Nov 2005
Posts: 6107
Location: Hell. Life Hell that is.
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Honest_Rob wrote: |
| cezzie pwns my <3 |
i know someone who would just love to hear about this. |
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chillbot
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| Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Honest_Rob wrote: |
| You ought notta had talked to cezzie like that. |
I was ecstatic to see her... I think of it more as a term of endearment. Believe you me, I do not use exclamation points lightly! It is a rare thing indeedy... |
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traprock
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:14 pm Post subject: |
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| !!!!!! |
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traprock
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| Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:16 pm Post subject: |
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| through thick and thin, it's a long and winding road. |
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