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clussman
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 19 Jul 2006
Posts: 2806
Location: Austin, TX
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 Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 3:09 am Post subject: The O8 Version of Who's on First |
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TrueNuts: WHAT???
leicke: indeed
TrueNuts: HOW DOES 2,3,4,5,7 BEATS A,2,5,6,7 IN OMAHA HI/LO FOR LO?????W
TrueNuts: TrueNuts: HOW DOES 2,3,4,5,7 BEATS A,2,5,6,7 IN
TrueNuts: ????
TrueNuts: WTF
clussman: 5 is lower than 6
TrueNuts: IN OMAHA HI/LO????
bushbuck: u both had 7s
leicke: shhhh... dont shock him
bushbuck: his 5 beat your six
TrueNuts: ACE IS LOWER THAN 2!!!
clussman: yes, when you both have the same high card, you move to the next highest card
bushbuck: doesn't matter
leicke: read the rules then come back
clussman: you don't jump to random cards in the hand man
TrueNuts: IN OMAHA???
clussman: highest to lowest
clussman: in ALL lowball games
bushbuck: always reah high to low
clussman: O8, Stud8, Razz
leicke: cluss, charge him for this lesson. you are saving him money
clussman: sorry everybody
clussman: i can't help myself
TrueNuts: U TALKING ABOUT RAZZ OR EIGJHTS OR BETTER
TrueNuts: NOT OMAHA HI/LO
clussman: okay, now i can help myself
clussman: this guy is an idiot
leicke: LOOOOOL
TrueNuts: I JUST TIMED OUT WITH POCKET ACES
leicke: you "typed out"
clussman: i can tell, it seems to have broken your caps lock key
TrueNuts: SO IN OMAHA LO A,2,3,6,8 LOSES TO 2,3,4,5,6,7???
TrueNuts: ??
TrueNuts: I HAD CHIPS UNTIL 2 LAST HANDS
clussman: first of all, your second hand has six cards
clussman: and yes, eight hi loses to seven hi
TrueNuts: OK SO A,3,4,5,8 LOSES TO 2,3,4,5,7??
clussman: yes
clussman: yes
clussman: yes
taurusbull74 (Observer): yes
TrueNuts: IN OMAHA?
clussman: jesus christ
clussman: is this the poker equiv of whos on first?
clussman: am i on !##%ing candid camera?
taurusbull74 (Observer): lol
leicke: what could you expect ? he is a true nuts
leicke: cluss ?
clussman: ?
leicke: what if instead of A34567 I had 76543A ?
clussman: lol
clussman: that would change everything of course
clussman: but we're getting into advance game theory now
leicke: I KNEW IT! |
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UFO1947
Alien Interrogator
Joined: 08 Jun 2006
Posts: 3306
Location: NS, Canada
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why can't i ever find these guys  |
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craigo6x
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 30 Oct 2006
Posts: 2899
Location: Cursing the relievers in the bullpen
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Lucky_Bub
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 11 Dec 2006
Posts: 1711
Location: Here, There and Everywhere
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smokindog
Royal Flush
Joined: 02 May 2006
Posts: 637
Location: IL, USA
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:32 am Post subject: |
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| Man, that's funny! |
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USFDoh
Royal Flush
Joined: 09 Aug 2006
Posts: 506
Location: Why sitting in my chair , of course
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 12:40 pm Post subject: |
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| UFO1947 wrote: |
| why can't i ever find these guys |
You need to be looking in left field (or orbiting pluto)... |
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HuJwang
Forum Blight
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Posts: 6431
Location: Halifax, NS
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 2:21 pm Post subject: |
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| UFO1947 wrote: |
| why can't i ever find these guys |
you never had a guy call you with his underpair when two higher pairs are on the board? same type of person  |
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STC_Die
Pair
Joined: 11 Feb 2007
Posts: 50
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 4:53 pm Post subject: |
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| Wow...i think im goona search that guy and play omaha hi/lo with him lol |
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gonefshng
Royal Flush
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 546
Location: dariver
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 5:10 pm Post subject: |
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| this needs to be put on the joke post. really funny |
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sixandfour
Royal Flush
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 550
Location: Far from home
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:28 pm Post subject: |
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| We should get "how do I know if I'm an idiot" to start a poker chat session with this guy. |
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sixandfour
Royal Flush
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 550
Location: Far from home
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| Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 7:31 pm Post subject: |
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| but since I'm here, how the @#$% does 23456 beat A79QK? |
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muktuk2
Flush
Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Posts: 127
Location: belgium
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 10:39 pm Post subject: |
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Just when you think you've seen it all... 
Hilarious |
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Jobe Gilchrist
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 09 Apr 2006
Posts: 3446
Location: "the most commonly-uttered phrase by vampire bats is 'it's not as cool as it sounds'"
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| Posted: Sun May 06, 2007 11:12 pm Post subject: Re: The O8 Version of Who's on First |
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| clussman wrote: |
TrueNuts: SO IN OMAHA LO A,2,3,6,8 LOSES TO 2,3,4,5,6,7???
TrueNuts: ??
TrueNuts: I HAD CHIPS UNTIL 2 LAST HANDS
clussman: first of all, your second hand has six cards |
Big LOL from me right about there. Nice one :) |
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YohanN7
Pair
Joined: 27 Dec 2005
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| Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 3:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Sorry guys to bump an old thread like this, but this is so funny. Everybody should have a chance to read it. |
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