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mzbuns
Fine Wine


Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 3479
Location: on the golf course in Buhl, ID

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ambitious207 wrote:
asfispimp's thoughts on gay marriage...
asfispimp wrote:
Well let me rephrase it I am all for it, but Im scared of gay guys, because I think Im going to get raped or something. Thats kind of immature, but I just am scared. I have no problem with gay girls though.


OMG Laughing Rolling Eyes
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KGBlovesOreos
Moderator


Joined: 28 Jun 2005
Posts: 5318
Location: VA

PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tim Hardaway... is that you?
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Dix
Full House


Joined: 22 Jul 2005
Posts: 235
Location: Maine

PostPosted: Fri Feb 16, 2007 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kardsh4rk wrote:
... I get invites to $1000/plate fundraisers.


... in Saskatchewan... THE hub of the Canadian cultural elite Laughing
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SFBuc
Royal Flush


Joined: 31 Jul 2005
Posts: 598

PostPosted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 11:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

AllPeeNoPoop wrote:
Item: Large Deluxe Detox Enema Cleansing System
Price: $59.95
Purchased at: www.enemakit.com

Review: Supposedly the large deluxe detox enema cleansing system is designed to bring you the most benefit from colonic irrigation. I found this to be far from the truth. I followed the Colon Pro two week cleansing program and even used the milk thistle liver detox supplement. The pure aloe castile enema soap that the kit came with didn't even help, although I have continued to use the soap on my hands and face and it's really smoothed out and softened my skin. When I received my order, it contained some enema solution recipes. I have tried them all to no avail. I took the two week program and extended it another two weeks with the various recipes and I never found it to help at all. In fact it almost seemed like it made things worse. I definitely don't recommend.

1 out of 5 stars


I only gave it the 1 star because of the pure aloe castile enema soap that is working miracles on my complexion.






JazzOne wrote:
I can't believe this forum is so intolerant of non-poopers.


AllPeeNoPoop wrote:
People dread explosive diarrhea, I pray for it.



Oh man these were funny...
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AP KING
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 21 Jun 2006
Posts: 1461
Location: Wed, Fri, and Saturdays I'm at my usual home games, but on sundays I'll be eating riddims cheerios.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 5:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

goodtime wrote:
a player named "Spinnvill" has sent me three transfers, getting bigger each time. The 1st one was for $6.47. The 2nd one for $14.74 and then wtf? He just sent me $117.00!I sent back the first two transfers, but if you're that dumb to send me three different transfers, then I don't think I'm going to send the 3rd one back.


goodtime wrote:
My friend who told me to use this rakeback option just informed me that this WAS my rakeback! Thanks neways guys!


pistonhead36 wrote:
now why weren't they honest enough to send the 6.47 and 14.74 back to you when you sent it back?


junkbutton replies and wrote:
They probably thought, who's this idiot sending us money? Well if they're stupid enough to send it to us, we're keeping it!

Take pride in the fact that you're the better person, goodtime!
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KGBlovesOreos
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Joined: 28 Jun 2005
Posts: 5318
Location: VA

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 11:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jobe Gilchrist wrote:
I like some girl, she likes me, but I can't get her in the sack because we have to follow the 100-step Cotton Mather-induced societal screwing handbook first. Not cool. Can't we just toss someone The People's Eyebrow in passing, and if they return it, that's license to ****?
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USFDoh
Royal Flush


Joined: 09 Aug 2006
Posts: 505
Location: Why sitting in my chair , of course

PostPosted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the thread "Dwayne Wade goes down hard"

Jobe Gilchrist wrote:
Tim Hardaway is uncomfortable with your thread topic.
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drcossack
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Posts: 1338
Location: Northeast Pennsylvania

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 12:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

During the March 24th PLO $5 DS:

Big Slick x13x (Observer): If you throw a cat out a car window,
does it become kitty litter?
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2 high flush
Forum Bounty Hunter


Joined: 03 Nov 2005
Posts: 6105
Location: Hell. Life Hell that is.

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

thaevilgenius55 wrote:
but then again i luv it so much! at first its like a gf,then u fall in luv with it,then it becomes like a wife,u start hatin it,but still luv it


on poker, after saying he hates the game.
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Spigwish
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 1140
Location: Ottawa, Ontario

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mathman1115 wrote:
Jobe Gilchrist wrote:
Wow, talk about your flights of fancy.

My friend didn't call, is he dead? My satellite tv isn't working, is it a worldwide terrorist attack? I just woke up this morning, have I been in a coma for 20 years?


The forum is peaceful, did Jobe leave?
I am having a good day, did Jobe leave?
I am in a good mood, did Jobe leave?

Now i'm pissed, did Jobe come back?
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Spigwish
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 09 Jul 2006
Posts: 1140
Location: Ottawa, Ontario

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 2:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

akoonastom wrote:
dumwaldo wrote:
I guess it was just a random thought.


Dumwaldo's posts brought to you by the Federation for the Preservation of the Non-Sequitur: we may not make sense, but we sure do love pizza.
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ManilaDog
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Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 3678
Location: Brockton Ma and Republic Of Philippines

PostPosted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 4:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spigwish wrote:
akoonastom wrote:
dumwaldo wrote:
I guess it was just a random thought.


Dumwaldo's posts brought to you by the Federation for the Preservation of the Non-Sequitur: we may not make sense, but we sure do love pizza.


32bit RTG ?
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htrain3434
Flush


Joined: 12 Jul 2006
Posts: 135

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://practicaljokeonline.com/winner.html

This is what I use at the tables.

"If it wasn't for luck, you would suck".
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mzbuns
Fine Wine


Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 3479
Location: on the golf course in Buhl, ID

PostPosted: Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ftn_chris wrote:
this was at a table in a tourny i was at, i dont remember names, and for their dignity i dont think i should put them. but the conversation went something like this.

i show a full house
Person "A" shows a flush

person B: nh
person C: vnh
me: ty sirs
Person A: no it wasnt, shut up.
me: oh Sad


OMG these are hysterical!!!!!!!!!!! and of course, I want to borrow one but can't decide which one Smile
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DJ Ninjah
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 17 Apr 2006
Posts: 2567
Location: New York, NY

PostPosted: Tue Sep 11, 2007 1:00 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just thought I'd bump this thread with a short but sweet quote from Jobe:

Jobe Jobe Jobe wrote:
"Fight fire with fire" doesn't work so well with stupidity.
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