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greg-redux
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Joined: 29 Aug 2005
Posts: 47

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:48 am    Post subject: IF YOU NO BELIEVE BEFORE YOU BELIEVE NOW FOR REAL! Reply with quote

FullTiltPoker Game #INFINITY: Slurpee @ Stop 'N' Go (8675309), Table 1 - 15/30 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:05:48 ET - 2101/10/15
Seat 1: Shweater (1,415)
Seat 2: MeowMeow-Kitties (1,335)
Seat 3: beefgravystew (1,600)
Seat 4: Greg-Redux (3,265)
Seat 5: Tranny-Surprise (1,300)
Seat 6: xxxlol420emoxxx (3,085)
Seat 7: flopcat-FTPisRIGGED (1,500)
xxxlol420emoxxx posts the small blind of 15
flopcat-FTPisRIGGED posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Greg-Redux [10S 2S]
Greg Redux folds
MeowMeow-Kitties folds
beefgravystew folds
Shweater raises to 160
Tranny-Surprise folds
xxxlol420emoxxx folds
flopcat-FTPisRIGGED calls 130
*** FLOP *** [ JH KH AH]
Shweater bets 1255, and is all in
flopcat-FTPisRIGGED calls 1255
Shweater shows [QH 10H]
flopcat-FTPisRIGGED shows [AD AC]
flopcat-FTPisRIGGED: WTF THIS IS RIGGED IT IS A TRAVESTY HOW BEST HAND LOSE ALL TIME 99% IT ALWAYS LOSES
Shweater: lol u r monkey you know this is rigged worst hand wins always hahahahaha ftp is so rigged hahhaahahaha monkey monkey monkey i have pictures of monkey i m so clever
*** TURN *** [JH KH AH] [AS][A?]
*** RIVER *** [JH KH AH] [AS][A?]
Shweater shows Royal Flush
flopcat-FTPisRIGGED shows FIVE ACES OMG
flopcat-FTPisRIGGED wins the pot (LUNCHABLE) with FIVE ACES OMG
Shweater: geez i m sooooo smrt wait until monkeyz see this lol they r sooo stupid i show all of them that internet stuff is rigged wow i m genius by the way flopcat that was bad beat
flopcat-FTPisRIGGED: THAT IS HOW I DO IT!! THAT IS WHY I DO IT!!!
Shweater: is it rigged or only trendy?
Greg-Redux: The two of you have slew my IQ.
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gibbygib
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Joined: 23 Sep 2005
Posts: 278

PostPosted: Sun Oct 16, 2005 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

POKER EVERYWHERE IS RIGGED.

IT IS A TRAVESTY.

DEY MEAK MOAR $ FRMO RAEK. DAT IS Y DEY DO IT.
IF U DO(NT BELIVE ME FINE UR A MONKY HEAD.

MONKY FAcES ON THIS BOARD R JSUT A JOAK POKR IZ RIGID.

I HAEV 4000,00000000,,,,,,,,,000000000000000000,00000000 HAND HISTRAYS TO PROOOOEV THEAS CLAMES. I CAN NOT NOT NOT SEND THEM NOW, BECUZ DEY R CURANTLIE BEEING ANALIZD. SO FAR, 99.828732% of DA TIME DA WURST HNAD WINNED THE POT.

IT IS A

TRAVESTY
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Jaconda78
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Joined: 06 Jul 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha - nice. I love people who are funny - they keep me laughing rather than raging at these threads. I'm weird like that - stupidity bothers me...
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shweta
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Joined: 01 Sep 2005
Posts: 317

PostPosted: Tue Oct 18, 2005 2:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

All joking aside, Greg you are one goofy looking motherf*cker!! If I could receive 10 cents for everytime you get picked on in school I would be a millionaire. Your poor parents.
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greg-redux
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Joined: 29 Aug 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 19, 2005 7:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's go over the evidence-
  • You agree with flopcat
  • You cry over every little bad beat
  • You post pictures of monkeys all over the place


Now, I understand that I am goofy. Thank you, Captain Obvious. But the behavior you exhibit makes me think you might have been dropped as a child.
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shweta
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Joined: 01 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 8:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's called an opinion, you heard of that? So anytime someone doesn't agree with you then they are "dropped as a child"?

I agreed with KGB since he actually posted something logical rather than go on a tirade and say how "your an idiot" and take my posting and manipulate it just to get a few monkies to laugh.

I just expressed my opinion about how from the numerous ridiculous hands I lost, I thought online poker MIGHT be rigged...then KGB posted some good facts to dispute that and now I agree with him. How could anyone agree with someone like you or Gibby who only justify their opinion by belittling others? What kind of support was you poptart posting?? You disputed flopcats argument by posting that?? Very convincing.
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gibbygib
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Joined: 23 Sep 2005
Posts: 278

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 2:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

SHWEATER IS RITE.

POKAR IZ RIGD. IF U DUN BELIVE ME UR A MONKY FACE MAN POOP HEAD.

IT IS A TRAVESTY.


THE ACTION CRADS MAEK PPL BET TO OBLIVEON!!11

AND DEY GET MORE $4$ FRUM RAIK.

THAT IS HOW THEY DO IT. THAT IS WHY THEY DO IT.

AL DAT ASIED, GREG U R A FEWL.

HOW KAN U BE SO GOUFIE!??//// UR GOOFANESS IS A TRAVESTY. U MONKY HEAD.
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luvdoinit
Straight Flush


Joined: 17 Aug 2005
Posts: 353
Location: California

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:19 pm    Post subject: Re: Reply with quote

gibbygib wrote:
SHWEATER IS RITE.

POKAR IZ RIGD. IF U DUN BELIVE ME UR A MONKY FACE MAN POOP HEAD.

IT IS A TRAVESTY.


THE ACTION CRADS MAEK PPL BET TO OBLIVEON!!11

AND DEY GET MORE $4$ FRUM RAIK.

THAT IS HOW THEY DO IT. THAT IS WHY THEY DO IT.


AL DAT ASIED, GREG U R A FEWL.

HOW KAN U BE SO GOUFIE!??//// UR GOOFANESS IS A TRAVESTY. U MONKY HEAD.





And you got the nerve to criticize me saying I make nonsense post's to get my post count up.
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gibbygib
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm not trying to get my post up.

I'm imitating people to show them what they sound like, because they can't realize it themselves.
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shweta
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Joined: 01 Sep 2005
Posts: 317

PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 4:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gibby go get laid, might solve your problem. If not try jumping out of a 4 story building head first, that would solve our problem.
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gibbygib
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 5:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Go get laid?


Isn't that what the kiddies say on the Yugioh chatrooms lately?
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shweta
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 8:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

damn!! your still alive????
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KGBlovesOreos
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Joined: 28 Jun 2005
Posts: 5319
Location: VA

PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 9:58 am    Post subject: Re: Reply with quote

gibbygib wrote:
SHWEATER IS RITE.

POKAR IZ RIGD. IF U DUN BELIVE ME UR A MONKY FACE MAN POOP HEAD.

IT IS A TRAVESTY.


THE ACTION CRADS MAEK PPL BET TO OBLIVEON!!11

AND DEY GET MORE $4$ FRUM RAIK.

THAT IS HOW THEY DO IT. THAT IS WHY THEY DO IT.



lol, schweta, i'm offering some english classes, so if you want to learn, get a hold of me... Smile

AL DAT ASIED, GREG U R A FEWL.

HOW KAN U BE SO GOUFIE!??//// UR GOOFANESS IS A TRAVESTY. U MONKY HEAD.
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