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deadmoney314 Message Board Junkie
Joined: 16 Jul 2005 Posts: 3228 Location: grunching through reply posts
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 2:15 pm Post subject: |
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| something that i've found to be very effective (not 100% though) is to say something like, "its good to know you play well" which instantly puts the focus on the heckler's play who in turn becomes self-concious about every decision for the next few hands, and in fact will often quit. This is good in the long run because you lose the players that hassle people about bad plays. |
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griffinlord Message Board Junkie
Joined: 19 Jul 2005 Posts: 2460 Location: The Great Plains of South Dakota
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 8:18 pm Post subject: |
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| something that i've found to be very effective (not 100% though) is to say something like, "its good to know you play well" which instantly puts the focus on the heckler's play <snip> |
now let's see if I can remember this the next time I need it. |
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deadmoney314 Message Board Junkie
Joined: 16 Jul 2005 Posts: 3228 Location: grunching through reply posts
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:23 am Post subject: |
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I don't know what's wrong with me, this is the second outburst within a week at another player. WTF is up with me? I gotta practice what I preach, no? The name has been changed to protect the identity:
Full Tilt Poker Game #1362589301: Table Seth (6 max) - $1/$2 - Limit Hold'em - 11:11:31 ET - 2006/12/06
Seat 1: AGGY ($33)
Seat 2: Hystro ($23.75)
Seat 3: deadmoney314 ($78)
Seat 4: bubbapo ($19.25)
Seat 5: werenotgood ($18.75)
Seat 6: crazycherry ($71.50)
deadmoney314 posts the small blind of $0.50
bubbapo posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to deadmoney314 [Kh Kc]
werenotgood folds
crazycherry folds
AGGY raises to $2
Hystro folds
deadmoney314 raises to $3
bubbapo folds
AGGY raises to $4
deadmoney314 calls $1
*** FLOP *** [Jc 5s 7h]
deadmoney314 bets $1
AGGY raises to $2
deadmoney314 raises to $3
AGGY raises to $4
deadmoney314 calls $1
*** TURN *** [Jc 5s 7h] [Kd]
deadmoney314 bets $2
AGGY raises to $4
deadmoney314 raises to $6
AGGY calls $2
*** RIVER *** [Jc 5s 7h Kd] [Qd]
deadmoney314 bets $2
AGGY calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
deadmoney314 shows [Kh Kc] (three of a kind, Kings)
AGGY mucks
deadmoney314 wins the pot ($32) with three of a kind, Kings
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $33 | Rake $1
Board: [Jc 5s 7h Kd Qd]
Seat 1: AGGY mucked [Js As] - a pair of Jacks
Seat 2: Hystro (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: deadmoney314 (small blind) showed [Kh Kc] and won ($32) with three of a kind, Kings
Seat 4: bubbapo (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: werenotgood didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: crazycherry didn't bet (folded)
deadmoney314: lmao
deadmoney314: AJ?... retard
...it wasn't even an awful play by his part, just overly aggressive. then I type stuff like that which I'm not proud of and exactly gives off the wrong image I want to project and hurts the feelings of someone I want to play with me more. |
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junkbutton Message Board Junkie
Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4052 Location: Gutterrock, NY
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:32 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah, don't do that... If someone starts with you, by all means, take it to them. But to start in on someone when they're obviously an idiot, is what's really retarded, and I'm afraid shows a lack of table maturity... |
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deadmoney314 Message Board Junkie
Joined: 16 Jul 2005 Posts: 3228 Location: grunching through reply posts
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:51 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah, don't do that... If someone starts with you, by all means, take it to them. But to start in on someone when they're obviously an idiot, is what's really retarded, and I'm afraid shows a lack of table maturity... |
hey junk, r u saying i lack maturity? you could have been facetious instead of sarcastic or at least used some Alanis Morisette irony to spice up the humor. I'm hurt you poopy mouth,... poop... poopy! |
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junkbutton Message Board Junkie
Joined: 17 Feb 2006 Posts: 4052 Location: Gutterrock, NY
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 11:56 am Post subject: |
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| deadmoney314 wrote: |
| junkbutton wrote: |
| Yeah, don't do that... If someone starts with you, by all means, take it to them. But to start in on someone when they're obviously an idiot, is what's really retarded, and I'm afraid shows a lack of table maturity... |
hey junk, r u saying i lack maturity? you could have been facetious instead of sarcastic or at least used some Alanis Morisette irony to spice up the humor. I'm hurt you poopy mouth,... poop... poopy! |
Yeah, if you were just some random guy sitting at a table, I would think it was immature... But since I know you from the forum, I'd realize you were just being you!  |
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deadmoney314 Message Board Junkie
Joined: 16 Jul 2005 Posts: 3228 Location: grunching through reply posts
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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| I feel somehow when events like these occur that I have not only let myself down, but you as well junk. For what its worth, I apologize (only because I think somehow this comment in that hand will spark a chain of hateful events that ends up getting you drafted and a bullet in the rear--although the purple heart looks good on you). |
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UFO1947 Alien Interrogator
Joined: 08 Jun 2006 Posts: 3563 Location: NS, Canada
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 12:35 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm guilty of tapping, I try not to |
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bigwheell Royal Flush
Joined: 27 Apr 2006 Posts: 830 Location: North Dakota
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:36 pm Post subject: |
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Deadmoney,
You are forgiven this time...
Your "you guys are the zits of online poker" was a classic at the TLK/Ivy table... |
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Jobe Gilchrist Message Board Junkie
Joined: 09 Apr 2006 Posts: 3446 Location: "the most commonly-uttered phrase by vampire bats is 'it's not as cool as it sounds'"
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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I love yelling at bad players. The therapeutic effects far outweigh any skill increase from the fish (not that I think that even happens). Hell, sometimes I turn my chat off and keep yelling at them. It's awesome. If my chat were banned, I'd still type stuff into the chat box and hit Enter.
I expect to win every time I play, and poker is a game unlike almost any other, where you can lose even if the skill gap is extremely large. That calls for some yelling! |
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deadmoney314 Message Board Junkie
Joined: 16 Jul 2005 Posts: 3228 Location: grunching through reply posts
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Posted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 9:03 pm Post subject: |
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| my roommate does that too and he's averaging $55/hr nowadays. I think there is a marginal difference that hinders your profits slightly by berrating opponents for bad play. These setbacks are offset slightly anytime you can get an opponent to tilt off chips, but in my experience you scare out "deadmoney" in the pots more often than you rake them. |
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griffinlord Message Board Junkie
Joined: 19 Jul 2005 Posts: 2460 Location: The Great Plains of South Dakota
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:09 am Post subject: |
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Finally got around to watching one of the ipod promos from Live at the Bike.
Some local business man was sitting down to the 20/40 nl game while trying to cut a deal on his cell phone. He threw some chips in the pot (calling a raise) while talking, clearly unaware of the action, then got his hand folded and taken off the table by the floor person until he finished his call.
There was some discussion as to whether business guy even knew what was going on and a couple of players, including the one who actually won the pot, told the dealer to give business guy his chips back. The commentators commented that this was a good idea 'cause business guy was a known donk and none of the good players wanted him upset.
The next two hands after he gets back he proceeds to call down with crap. The guys who told the dealer to give back the chips won more in those pots than the chips that were given back. And business guy was smiling 'cause he was "playin' poker" and having a good old time.
Happy donks are ATMs. |
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deadmoney314 Message Board Junkie
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 11:37 am Post subject: Re: Don't tap on the aquarium |
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Just thought it seemed like a good time to reiterate this point.
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...You must remember these are your customers and like a Casino, you don't see blackjack dealers or floormen berating someone who is running hot and beating the house out of a small amount of money (in comparison to the casino's bankroll). In fact, they try to get those winners comped, free room, and sitting there as long as possible--a true winning decision.
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The best thing about poker is that short term results will reinforce bad habits for your opponents and there are many things you can do including saying "nh" when they hit a set on the river to grease those wheels. You should be working like a magician in misdirection. |
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hendeselv Pair
Joined: 02 Sep 2006 Posts: 48
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Posted: Tue Dec 12, 2006 9:02 am Post subject: |
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even against good players it can save you a lot of money to be nice
hehe some times you get checked to..instead of bullied out
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J_Ricks Full House
Joined: 11 Sep 2006 Posts: 172 Location: Does my mom's basement apply?
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Posted: Thu Dec 14, 2006 7:55 am Post subject: |
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| Was a good post money, I am guilty of berating players, if they start playing wild....I should stop, and will. your points are well taken. Thank you for posting sir. |
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