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byamamoto1 · Bay Area Bidness Joined: 11 Aug 2005 Posts: 2189

oh my god guys he played in a 1,500 sng with JOHN JUANDA. i mean not just anyone JOHN JUANDA. i mean he has the hh to prove it. you must be the best player ever. i mean anyone who ever has been able to play against him must be the best ever. not mention the fact that you really outplayed them there by calling all in with J8 preflop, knowing you were going to hit. thats just instict guys. we should all sit here and worship the ground he walks on. who wants first dibs to wipe his ass after he takes a crap?

is that what you were looking for baba? well now you got it so you can stop posting phony hh's with people you have never played with.

fire_eyes_2k · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:21 pm Post subject:

Yeah I saw this hand, it was right after Schwarzenneger was elected President and they found those WMD in Iraq.

Muskogee Mike · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:29 pm Post subject:

#1 "Your seating in seat 5:" Here in the real world, we use "You are" or "You're." We also use "sitting" in the real world, not "seating."

#2 "you been dealted (8d Jh)" Here in the real world, "dealted" is not a word. "Deal" is a word. "Dealt" is a word. "Delta" is also a word. The correct word here should be "dealt." Also, it should be "You have been." Also notice that the "You" should be capitalized.

#3 Where are the chip amounts? Where are the posted blinds? Poker has those things in the real world.

#4 You did not play against John Juanda in the real world.

#5 "John Juanda calls 20$" Here in the real world, the dollar sign is placed before the amount (e.g., $20, not 20$).

#6 How did you check when you were UTG +1? Juanda calls the BB, you check, and then someone goes all in. This is not possible in the real world.

#7 "lizard sam Calls 1.500$,and is all in" Is this a sting bet? In the real world, you cannot make a string bet in online poker. Or is it that he only had $1.50? This makes no sense either as the final pot would not add up.

#8 "don svenne folds" I highly doubt don svenne was playing in this game, and if he were, I would expect him to call the all-in based on his previous HH's.

#9 "John Juanda shows (As Ah)" I don't see John Juanda limping in with pocket aces.

#10 "baba guru shows (8d Jh)" If you called an all in with J-8o, you are an absolute idiot. Actually, this is the only thing in your entire HH that seems like it could be true.

#11 "John Juanda:yes" I don't see John Juanda typing this. If he were going to say anything (which I doubt he would b/c the pros hardly ever chat), he would have said somthing earlier when you called all in with J-8o and caught 2 jacks on the flop.

#12 "****THE River**** is (Jc)" Why is "River" not in all caps like "FLOP" and "TURN"?

#13 "John Juanda shows full house,Aces full of jacks" "lizard sam shows full house Jacks full of Twos" I think it is interesting how both of these players managed to make full houses but you made quads.

#14 "baba guru wins the pot (4555$)" This pot does not add up. If Juanda called the BB for $20, then the SB must be $10. Here in the real world $10 + $20 + $1500 + $1500 + $1500 = $4530. I don't know how you came up with an extra $25.

This is complete crap. You are 13 years old. Stick to Sesame Street.

Muskogee Mike · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:33 pm Post subject:

Muskogee Mike · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:35 pm Post subject:

Muskogee Mike · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 2:48 pm Post subject:

Since it seems (by the title of your thread) that you are seeking advice, let me give you some:

#1 Learn the rules of poker. From your posts, it is obvious you do not know how the game is played. You can find plenty of web sites that explain the rules, as well as the terms used in poker.

#2 Continue playing at the play money tables (this is not a knock on people who play at the play money tables) to gain some experience and further learn how the game is played without having to lose your money.

#3 Read some poker books to learn about strategy (e.g., calling all-in with J-8o is a bad play). I believe I saw a "Poker for Dummies" book at Barnes & Noble. There are numerous other books out there. Try Phil Gordon's Poker: The Real Deal.

#4 Learn the etiquette and protocol of posting here in the forum. This will help you prevent making enemies on here. Try reading through a good number of posts so that you can get a good idea of what is acceptable and what is not.

#5 Stop making things up. The people on here have been playing way too long for you to try to pull a fast one on them. They can see right through your lies. Be honest, and you will be respected.

nathanthomp · Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject:

Great posts, Mike.

KyIe Richardson · Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 12:56 pm Post subject:

WOW, I haven't laughed this hard in a while Laughing

fire_eyes_2k · Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:01 pm Post subject:

You just had to resurrect it didnt you. This post should be deleted because it is just TOO stupid.

01baz · Message Board Junkie Joined: 31 Aug 2006 Posts: 1904

yeah but funny also.. and kyle u had 2 do it didnt u

risingalan · Posted: Thu Nov 02, 2006 2:06 pm Post subject:

Wow... I'm glad I wasn't here for this guy. He sounds like the prodigy of poker.

Steamed Rice · Message Board Junkie Joined: 18 Apr 2006 Posts: 1433

move over Phil Ivey, someone is taking over the reigns as the best player in the world

Spigwish · Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 11:02 pm Post subject:

We are all getting a little too serious and need a little dose of Baba, dontcha think?

cubbies760 · Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:37 pm Post subject:

NH, baba guru.

Nosmo555 · Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:31 am Post subject:

Damn, those were good times!

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