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OpDS311
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:27 pm    Post subject: Forum Quotes Reply with quote

I'm aware in all likelyhood that this is a repost, but there have probably been some new quotes worth adding.

one of my personal faves: (Courtesy of the Juiceman)

" I HAVE A PH.D. IN OWNAGE AND WILL KINDLY WRITE YOU A PRESCRIPTION FOR FAILURE WHEN YOU PLAY ME HEADS UP. "
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 8:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I read one today that made me want to start a thread just like this one... Unfortunately, I don't remember what thread it was in, who said it, or even what the quote was... Just that it was really good, and was worth repeating... Damn... Maybe I should try to find it...
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PostPosted: Tue May 02, 2006 9:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://pokerforums.fulltiltpoker.com/viewtopic.php?t=7161&highlight=

Here ya go
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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 5:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Patrickbatemn wrote:

What's funny is I don't win the coin flip half the time.


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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh good ol' Patrick... I miss him... Too bad he died...
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OpDS311
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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

How did he die? Exploding ego?
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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 6:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blew his face right off... it was gross...
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OpDS311
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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ewww..... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: Wed May 03, 2006 7:14 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

pepto bisLOL
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 2:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked it so much, I'll use it as my sig for a while...


lucky_strike_86 wrote:
that would be cool if a chick did that to me with her feet, i just wouldn't put them in my mouth afterward.


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PostPosted: Sun May 07, 2006 11:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saw this in someone's sig and had to add it


mathman1115 wrote:

apparently hooked on phonics didn't work for him so that must be rigged too.........
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PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 11:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I like the one somebody had: "Take a look around the table. If you can't spot the sucker, it's me."
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PostPosted: Mon May 08, 2006 11:18 am    Post subject: ... Reply with quote

Ah Rounders, one of the first lines in the movie, "If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table... you ARE the sucker."
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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Otto410 wrote:
The only thing receiving a bad beat from the original poster is the English language.
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PostPosted: Fri May 12, 2006 3:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ecwsux
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do something useful like make a noose into a necklace!
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