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J_Ricks
Full House


Joined: 11 Sep 2006
Posts: 172
Location: Does my mom's basement apply?

PostPosted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honey Pooh Bear: what are you thinking about?
Honey Pooh Bear: butterflies and long walks on
the beach? hurry the fk up!
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ambitious207
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 2122
Location: Maine

PostPosted: Mon Oct 23, 2006 6:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

asfispimp's thoughts on gay marriage...
asfispimp wrote:
Well let me rephrase it I am all for it, but Im scared of gay guys, because I think Im going to get raped or something. Thats kind of immature, but I just am scared. I have no problem with gay girls though.
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Flying_Kiwi
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 03 Sep 2006
Posts: 5578
Location: Popping bubbles

PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gogzy wrote:
flopping the nuts is a thing of beauty
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2 high flush
Forum Bounty Hunter


Joined: 03 Nov 2005
Posts: 6251
Location: Hell. Life Hell that is.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

forget it.

Last edited by 2 high flush on Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:24 pm; edited 1 time in total
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SavageJug
Straight Flush


Joined: 29 Oct 2006
Posts: 417
Location: On TerpsFan1's sofa

PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 high flush wrote:
ex PR player wrote: GFY

+1
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BOYNAMEDSUE
Moderator


Joined: 27 Jun 2005
Posts: 7402
Location: Toronto

PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:25 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Steamed Rice wrote:
OpDS311 wrote:
baba guru wrote:
i had J J
Marker goes all in(2,000$)
i go all in
marker shows 4 7 offsuit!!!!!
the flop is j 4 7
the turn is K
the river is 7

dam it with his full house
i had trips



LMAO!!!

are u kidding me


Man, I have a split lip right now and that made me laugh. Damn it hurts.
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Flying_Kiwi
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 03 Sep 2006
Posts: 5578
Location: Popping bubbles

PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BOYNAMEDSUE wrote:
Steamed Rice wrote:
OpDS311 wrote:
baba guru wrote:
i had J J
Marker goes all in(2,000$)
i go all in
marker shows 4 7 offsuit!!!!!
the flop is j 4 7
the turn is K
the river is 7

dam it with his full house
i had trips



LMAO!!!

are u kidding me


Man, I have a split lip right now and that made me laugh. Damn it hurts.


... I won't ask.

This has to be one of the classic FTP posts of all time. Baba Guru is like D.H Lawrence - a banned author too far ahead of his time. I actually saw him playing a freeroll the other day and he was carving it up for a while with his regular all-ins - until he got busted.
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Steamed Rice
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Joined: 18 Apr 2006
Posts: 1431
Location: Toronto

PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

baba guru actually plays on here?
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NOLEMIKE93
Full House


Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 165
Location: Tallahassee,Florida

PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:17 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow, after the **** day at tables I had today this thread is awesome. Loved it all. I don't know if anyone's heard of Lex & Terry but this better than their "Out of context" bit. Truely made my day. Keep'em coming.
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mynameis4q2
Three of a Kind


Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Posts: 85

PostPosted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
Fuzum sead:

Wuz hte edeit booton u twunts
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ambitious207
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 2122
Location: Maine

PostPosted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jobe Gilchrist wrote:
Allen Iverson couldn't get his internet connection up in Denver because of the blizzard, so he called me and asked me to post for him:

We talkin bout SIGNATURES? We talkin bout online forum SIGNATURES? Not a post, not a post, not a post...we talkin bout SIGNATURES.
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bottlecapthief
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Joined: 10 Oct 2005
Posts: 2429
Location: Las Vegas

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

BOYNAMEDSUE wrote:
Nice! The only thing better than live asian feeds is a royal flush.
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2 high flush
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Joined: 03 Nov 2005
Posts: 6251
Location: Hell. Life Hell that is.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 6:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nathanthomp wrote:
Yeah, I like walkin' around in high heels.
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baba_guruu
High Card


Joined: 20 Jan 2007
Posts: 18
Location: reading,uk

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BOYNAMEDSUE wrote:
Steamed Rice wrote:
OpDS311 wrote:
baba guru wrote:
i had J J
Marker goes all in(2,000$)
i go all in
marker shows 4 7 offsuit!!!!!
the flop is j 4 7
the turn is K
the river is 7

dam it with his full house
i had trips



LMAO!!!

are u kidding me


Man, I have a split lip right now and that made me laugh. Damn it hurts.


hey y makes fun of me?
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smokindog
Royal Flush


Joined: 02 May 2006
Posts: 637
Location: IL, USA

PostPosted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 9:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TedyKGB17 wrote:
im not a plastic surgeon, but i can spot fake titties.
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