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junkbutton
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 9:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

dumwaldo wrote:

You are an idiot on so many different levels it is an absolute wonder that you remember to breathe 45,000 times a day.
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gogzy
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PostPosted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 8:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ILOSECOINFLIPS SAID

That is, hands down, without a doubt, without a second thought, etc, etc, the single dumbest thing I've ever read in this history of my time on Earth, and probably will forever be.
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Riddim
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 04, 2006 1:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ambitious207 wrote:
Please excuse asfis. He doesn't know anything about poker, and he parties at bowling alleys.
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ThunderCrew
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 05, 2006 8:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
dumwaldo: my stomach hurts from the pig roast
and my rear hurts from playing against TC


tc of course being me lol Rolling Eyes
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junkbutton
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 12:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ThunderCrew wrote:

Hey why dont you fk off ? Add that in an email and send it.
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clussman
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 2:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

mathman1115 wrote:
Can't play poker and look at porn at the same time. I lose concentration.....and i'm not talking about at the tables......

DJ Ninjah wrote:
It seems many of our fellow poker players seem to be shuffling their stacks whilst playing poker. What do you do when someone tries to raise you all-in when you're sitting there with J-K off?
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OpDS311
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

baba guru wrote:
i had J J
Marker goes all in(2,000$)
i go all in
marker shows 4 7 offsuit!!!!!
the flop is j 4 7
the turn is K
the river is 7

dam it with his full house
i had trips
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Gypsydc
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Another classic dumwaldo: I DIRECTLY CHALLENGE you to produce a law that states operating an online poker site is illegal in the united states.

If you can find one you might want to forward it to the united states senate as well so they know they can eliminate half the language of the proposed Internet Gambling Prohibition Act.



I cracked up when I got to this part of the thread. Laughing
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OpDS311
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 25, 2006 10:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Flying_Kiwi wrote:
nathanthomp wrote:
What do you want me to do?

"A Christian who does not forgive can reap bitterness and the loss of eternal rewards" (Hebrews 12:14-15)

. New plan: if they don't want to be my friend, threaten them with hellfire and damnation.
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Strasse
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 11:43 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dumwaldo: i would rather gang bang women but if he is shaved well and smooth i guess i would do guys too
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Wusthof
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

TedyKGB17 wrote:
show me in the site rules that i can't talk about retarded llama's boning hung boys while a monkey watches and throws poo
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TedyKGB17
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

who me?
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gogzy
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PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2006 7:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ive been known to fling some poo
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Flying_Kiwi
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 6:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Honest_Rob: Don't reraise me with a fugazi
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Flying_Kiwi
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 3:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

2highFlush:
saying that somebody should be shot for something like posting polls is insane dont you think? i guess shooting me for the 2 bodies in my trunk would be justifiable but for posting too many polls? what the hell is wrong with you.
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