Online Poker Room
Our Poker Players
Texas Hold Em Download
How To Play Poker
Full Tilt Poker
Real Money Poker Games
News & Promotions
Poker Store
Online Poker Affiliates
Full Tilt Poker
Online Poker Forum at Full Tilt Poker
  FAQFAQ   SearchSearch    RegisterRegister   ProfileProfile  Log in to check your private messagesLog in to check your private messages  Log inLog in 

Online Poker Forum - Forum Quotes
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9  Next
 
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Online Poker Forum Home -> Player's Lounge
Author Message
KGBlovesOreos
Moderator


Joined: 28 Jun 2005
Posts: 5318
Location: VA

PostPosted: Sat May 13, 2006 8:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

jack-actionhero wrote:
if you use the s-word instead of poop, jaconda will eat your children and jam a garden rake up your arse and shake your lungs loose...



hysterical...
Back to top
OpDS311
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 23 Jan 2006
Posts: 4322
Location: hopefully someplace with a Piggly Wiggly

PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 5:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lucky_strike_86 wrote:
I've tried but apparently you can't pay a car off with play money.

a**holes
Back to top
jack-actionhero
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1046
Location: Minnesota

PostPosted: Sat May 20, 2006 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm glad you liked that one. Wink
Back to top
The Scruff
Full House


Joined: 30 Mar 2006
Posts: 172
Location: Burlington, MA

PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jaconda
Quote:
You can disagree with people without calling them names. Your post shouldn't have to have asterisks in it to replace what you typed.
_________________
"Yippee Ka-Yay, MotherF***er"



From my favorite Moderatrix putting the smack down on someone.
Back to top
Wusthof
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 13 Feb 2006
Posts: 2731
Location: Minneapolis

PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The Scruff wrote:
Jaconda
Quote:
You can disagree with people without calling them names. Your post shouldn't have to have asterisks in it to replace what you typed.
_________________
"Yippee Ka-Yay, MotherF***er"



From my favorite Moderatrix putting the smack down on someone.





I think the funniest thing about that is the quote in her sig there.
Back to top
deadmoney314
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 16 Jul 2005
Posts: 3226
Location: grunching through reply posts

PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:39 pm    Post subject: ... Reply with quote

I'm pretty sure thats the irony that made him post this, lol. She gets a free pass though because its quoting "Die Hard" and I'm pretty sure its Chuck Norris favorite movie--and you don't want to mess with "The Chuck"
Back to top
jack-actionhero
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1046
Location: Minnesota

PostPosted: Mon May 22, 2006 6:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Chuck Norris clogs the toilet when he pees...
Back to top
OpDS311
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 23 Jan 2006
Posts: 4322
Location: hopefully someplace with a Piggly Wiggly

PostPosted: Tue May 23, 2006 7:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

junkbutton wrote:


I don't think I'd mind if he (Sean Sheiky) was endorsed all over the front of a bus...
Back to top
OpDS311
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 23 Jan 2006
Posts: 4322
Location: hopefully someplace with a Piggly Wiggly

PostPosted: Wed May 24, 2006 10:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lucky_strike_86 wrote:
If you wanna keep begging for money I can donate my foot into your a**.
Back to top
junkbutton
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 17 Feb 2006
Posts: 4043
Location: Gutterrock, NY

PostPosted: Mon May 29, 2006 4:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

dmoore1998 wrote:
Wow, if you can remember emails from a year and a half ago you're not drinking enough.
Back to top
OpDS311
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 23 Jan 2006
Posts: 4322
Location: hopefully someplace with a Piggly Wiggly

PostPosted: Wed May 31, 2006 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

MooreFish: This is NOT spam.

TedyKGB17 wrote:




lucky_strike_86 wrote:
Back to top
drcossack
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 05 Mar 2006
Posts: 1339
Location: Northeast Pennsylvania

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

drcossack wrote:
If I'm gonna get screwed by a hand, I'd rather get screwed by the ladies.
Back to top
OpDS311
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 23 Jan 2006
Posts: 4322
Location: hopefully someplace with a Piggly Wiggly

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can't post your own quotes you self-absorbed bastard. They have to be recognized by another individual who found it funny.
Back to top
thesmoothcaller
Three of a Kind


Joined: 19 Apr 2006
Posts: 82

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

OpDS311 wrote:
You can't post your own quotes you self-absorbed bastard. They have to be recognized by another individual who found it funny.


lol - I love it!
Back to top
fiadmin
Straight Flush


Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 407

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

donnesbito wrote:
Aces look good, but halley berry does too. the chances of me winning with her suck balz, and i think the chances of me winning with those aces aren't great either.
Back to top
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic   Reply to topic    Online Poker Forum Home -> Player's Lounge All times are GMT - 4 Hours
Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9  Next
Page 2 of 9

 


Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group