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g_420man
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Joined: 13 Dec 2007
Posts: 1633
Location: All Ohio voters please visit: www.myohionow.com & live games in cleveland www.biggerkicker.com
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ok maybe i read into it wrong and I just want to say I am sorry. I over reacted in a bad way. I am not having the best of days. I am sorry for lashing out at everyone the way i did. Ok with that said I hope now we can drop this and move on. I wish everyone good luck.
Once again I am sorry for over reacting. |
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spike420211
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Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 782
Location: check ur car trunk... it's dark in here, i know that
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| e_ratledge wrote: |
| Personally, I like to have sex with mountain goats. But like many here, only thing different is I'll admitt it. |
yeah, and i heard you don't use lubricants either, you sick bastard. |
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LostOstrich
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Joined: 11 Aug 2007
Posts: 3080
Location: In njpokerhoney's dreams
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This is the funniest post I've EVER read:
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Let loose on that type of player. Use as much text lingo as possible. Don't be afraid to go to all caps for five minutes or better. Quote all the books on poker you've read, then quote the ones you've even just heard of. Recommend that he/she reads them all - then immediately after - accuse them of not even being able to read. Chat 'LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL...(extend for 6 lines of chat for 5 to 6 times)' as soon as that player loses their next hand. All this while, sprinkle in as many F-bombs as possible. Be prepared ahead of time for this because you're going to have to get clever and replace the 'u' with a 'v' and many other variations. The same applies to the nasty word for homosexual (which I will not repeat).
When all of this is finally done I then like to wait about 3-6 minutes and then out of the blue chat 'Oh Oh Oh OH OH OOOHHH OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!'
Hopefully someone at the table will be curious and ask what that was for and then you can chat that you just ejaculated in the aforementioned ace-cracker's mom. Be creative with your choice of oriface (hint - it doesn't always have to be the butt).
Once you have pulled that one off it's time to start laying out the sharkscope and OPR stats. Repeat after me: 'there is no limit to how long you can repeat sharkscope stats'. Say it again ' THERE IS NO LIMIT TO HOW LONG YOU CAN REPEAT SHARKSCOPE STATS.'
From here I usually find that I've got the entire table hell bent on stacking me. Shove your monster hands and watch the calls.
If your monster gets beat. Start over. |
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Big Slick x13x
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 4117
Location: ROK
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| "Don't let your dingle dangle dangle in the dirt" - Me |
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chillbot
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Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 1858
Location: Burbank, CA
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| "I think it's conceited quoting yourself. I'm officially ignoring you." --Chillbot |
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sixandfour
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Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 538
Location: Far from home
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| garfunkle69 wrote: |
I am glad i dont see eye to eye with everybody, but fact that i get along great with all respected members is all that matters
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jamesq70
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Joined: 31 Oct 2007
Posts: 126
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| kraab wrote: |
| My dog got hit by a car last night. I have no money besides 3 dollars in my fulltilt poker account. I am going to get it up to a few hundred dollars in the next two days so i can pay the vet, otherwise he will be put down. |
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rockycatt
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Joined: 03 Jan 2007
Posts: 2674
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| jamesq70 wrote: |
| kraab wrote: |
| My dog got hit by a car last night. I have no money besides 3 dollars in my fulltilt poker account. I am going to get it up to a few hundred dollars in the next two days so i can pay the vet, otherwise he will be put down. |
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traprock
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Joined: 05 Nov 2006
Posts: 183
Location: land o lakes
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| the ability to quote is a seviceable substitute for wit. |
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dcdoorknob
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Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 911
Location: Mississippi
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| traprock wrote: |
| the ability to quote is a seviceable substitute for wit. |
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AP KING
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Joined: 21 Jun 2006
Posts: 1461
Location: Wed, Fri, and Saturdays I'm at my usual home games, but on sundays I'll be eating riddims cheerios.
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| Thanks Honest Rob! |
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ThunderCrew
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Joined: 04 May 2006
Posts: 3366
Location: Illinois, Usa
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| maybe you should upgrade your employment status from mcdonalds to maybe dennys. |
found in players lounge under "cashing out"
PS I LOVE the honkythunder chat quote up there ^^^ |
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