Online Poker Forum - Im blue!!...So lets give away $15 to $20.

big-boy-ramsey

First off i want to appologize to clamper13,im about to rip him off(thanks clamper13,i think your the hardest working poster here and under appreciated,FTP should put on the payroll,even tho i'm not a trader its nice to know you are there,i think you stop alot of scams by reputation alone)

How am i going to rip him off?...just his idea..remember the great clamper giveaways?

This time instead of a quiz we're gonna play for free money!

Friday, August 8th(tommorow night)
250+25 free chip tournament
6 seater
21:20 server time

$10 to highest finisher,and i was gonna put a $5 bounty on me,but lets face it,not much of a challenge there, so if Kronx plays the bounty($5) will be on him,if he doesnt,then the bounty will be on the first MOD who replies here,if none then me.

And dont forget the Best Kronx Joke bonus,im about to lose all links and bumps to mine and i need another quik,so here are the rules.... priority will be given to jokes leaning towards sexual orrientation or farm animals but it cant be so filthy that i cant re-post it and re-post it offten, if im unsure as to the winner then we will have a vote....this bonus will go in increments of $1 up to $5.

I was gonna do the standerd 200 posts rule and gloat over lo posters but the only rule to play is you must have joined the forum before this post!

big-boy-ramsey · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 1:47 am Post subject:

.....and thanks tilterrick for not banning me(yet) even when i tried to start a mudd sling thread!!

clamper13 · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:18 am Post subject:

$5 bounty on big-boy-ramsey, paid by me.

You must reply in this thread before the end of registration, then make him shake his head in dismay. $1 suckout bonus if his hand was favored over yours when all the chips went in.

I'll try to scrape up the buy-in. Maybe TR will plump my playchip account with the extra 275, or I'll can find a transfer for my PS play chips.

Extra double secret bonus bounty will be offered after the start, so keep an eye on this thread. It will likely involve an unsuspecting play chipper who's account name offends me, such as anything to do with the l.a. dodgers or dallas coyboys (lowercase intentional).

Don't tell him, it's more fun that way.

Oh yes, I almost forgot.

What came first, the KronX or the egg?

Ozzy52 · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 3:53 am Post subject:

Congrats on the blue big boy.
Well deserved and well earned IMO.

Can't play as I will be at work (boo) but i'll be there in spirit. Great idea with the playchippy tourney.

Q. How many Kronxs' does it take to change a lightbulb?

A. THREE - One to skin up, one to ask someone else to sort the lightbulb and one to call the other two No0bs.

lenny_bruce · Message Board Junkie Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 1374

WTG.

I don't think I'll be home to make it. I wish I was, but I think I'll be busy. Sad

BigDBoreen · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:29 am Post subject:

Good Job man. Im in unless Im playing a home game.

sighkick · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 4:32 am Post subject:

Kronx was sitting in a bar when a horse came in the door. Kronx turned to the bar tender and says "I bet you 50$ I can make that horse laugh." The bar Tender chuckles to himself a little and then agrees to the bet, So kronx gets up walks over to the horse. They go out side and then when they return The Horse is laughing its butt off. As the Bar tender pays kronx off kronx chimes in with "I bet you another 50$ I can make the horse cry." The bar tender looks over at the horse wich is still laughing and says "your on!!" So kronx gets up walks over to the horse again they go out side and this time when they return the horse is crying like a baby. This time as the bar tender is pay'n kronx off he asks "how did you do that?? you know make the horse laugh then cry???" That's when Kronx replies "Well To make him laugh I told him my Junk is bigger than his. And to make him cry I proved it!!!!!"

onthewhat · Banned Joined: 08 Aug 2008 Posts: 12

count me in bro

Wayniac · Forum Pro Joined: 26 Mar 2008 Posts: 732

Congrats. I'll play it if you've still got room. Do we need a password or what?

camille71 · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:42 am Post subject:

I'm in, and if the U.S. border authorize me i'll sent a bottle of wine of my favorite Bourgogne to the player who bust me.

Loopholes202 · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 6:54 am Post subject:

skeeter1114 · Voice of Reason Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 4069

I think I'm around, so count me in. Congrats Ramsey.

I'll give $5 to the first person to eliminate someone with the HAMMER. Send me the HH and I'll send you $5. Only elgible if you post in this thread saying that you'll play.

njpokerhoney · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 7:17 am Post subject:

congrats BBR

I'm in if I'm around

st6truckie · Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 8:01 am Post subject:

Congrats big boy. Im in if I am around. $5 bonus for winning hand with the 2 high flushie. Only one time and must be with only one card of suit in your hand. Send me the hand history to collect the bonus.

MRT888 · Royal Flush Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Posts: 802

I'd love to play so count me in

Congratulations, your blue-ity

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