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bdbranch
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Location: At home wdyt. Btw. I'm not opinionated all the time, umm can you be opinionated when you're asleep
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 Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 4:01 am Post subject: Biggest Fictional Blame Games |
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As you all will know, Robert Mugabe has for many years been using his militia to attack whites & blacks not from his 'tribe'. This has resulted in Zimbabwe going from bread basket to basket case. Mugabe has blamed Britain, Europe, Australia & New Zealand for this.
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Anyway I thought that in the spirit of Mugabe, this would be a good game to play, find one world event and the most outlandish thing to blame for it. |
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bdbranch
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Location: At home wdyt. Btw. I'm not opinionated all the time, umm can you be opinionated when you're asleep
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| The Cuban Missile Crisis was the result of England losing the Ashes to Australia (again). Another Ashes lost by England was also responsible for France withdrawing it's troops from the NATO alliance in 1967. |
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fire_eyes_2k
The Burn Card
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 7:07 am Post subject: |
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| bdbranch wrote: |
| The Cuban Missile Crisis was the result of England losing the Ashes to Australia (again). Another Ashes lost by England was also responsible for France withdrawing it's troops from the NATO alliance in 1967. |
Just a little FYI, England are going to destroy you convict scum next year. Your blend of hopelessly inexperienced children and over-the-hill dinosaurs is no match for our squad of noble knights, most of whom are going to be at the pinnacle of their career. |
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missjugsalot
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heres my FICTIONAL blame BD: Israel is responsible for the plight of the palestinian people.
or how about: The United States(George W. Bush) is responsible for creating terrorism in the world
or : Burning of fossil fuels is responsible for "manmade"(throw up in mouth) global warming. |
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fire_eyes_2k
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 8:38 am Post subject: |
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| missjugsalot wrote: |
heres my FICTIONAL blame BD: Israel is responsible for the plight of the palestinian people.
or how about: The United States(George W. Bush) is responsible for creating terrorism in the world
or : Burning of fossil fuels is responsible for "manmade"(throw up in mouth) global warming. |
Short of writing something about child molestors, I'm not sure you could have picked 3 more contentious topics. Well done!
Just to clarify...
If the Israeli helicopter gunships are not having a negative effect on the palestinian people, can you briefly explain their humanitarian effect? "Pre-emptive defence" sounds like a bit of an oxymoron to me.
I won't argue that GWB or USA is responsible for creating terrorism in the world, but results would suggest that American foreign policy has propagated it in recent years. Do you disagree?
And can you suggest why the current atmospheric levels of CO2 and ozone composition is about as within normal parameters (SD's and natural cycles included) as NioNio's win rate?
Thanks. |
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craigo6x
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:09 am Post subject: |
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| fire_eyes_2k wrote: |
| missjugsalot wrote: |
heres my FICTIONAL blame BD: Israel is responsible for the plight of the palestinian people.
or how about: The United States(George W. Bush) is responsible for creating terrorism in the world
or : Burning of fossil fuels is responsible for "manmade"(throw up in mouth) global warming. |
Short of writing something about child molestors, I'm not sure you could have picked 3 more contentious topics. Well done!
Just to clarify...
If the Israeli helicopter gunships are not having a negative effect on the palestinian people, can you briefly explain their humanitarian effect? "Pre-emptive defence" sounds like a bit of an oxymoron to me.
There not having enough of a negative effect...there are still some crawling around. Remember, the best defense is a good offense.
I won't argue that GWB or USA is responsible for creating terrorism in the world, but results would suggest that American foreign policy has propagated it in recent years. Do you disagree?
Results of what? Sounds like a run around argument "we may not be the cause, but we are the reason it has propogated." Sounds like you are suggesting we are the cause.
And can you suggest why the current atmospheric levels of CO2 and ozone composition is about as within normal parameters (SD's and natural cycles included) as NioNio's win rate?
No comment
Thanks. |
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fire_eyes_2k
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 9:37 am Post subject: |
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| craigo6x wrote: |
| fire_eyes_2k wrote: |
| missjugsalot wrote: |
heres my FICTIONAL blame BD: Israel is responsible for the plight of the palestinian people.
or how about: The United States(George W. Bush) is responsible for creating terrorism in the world
or : Burning of fossil fuels is responsible for "manmade"(throw up in mouth) global warming. |
Short of writing something about child molestors, I'm not sure you could have picked 3 more contentious topics. Well done!
Just to clarify...
If the Israeli helicopter gunships are not having a negative effect on the palestinian people, can you briefly explain their humanitarian effect? "Pre-emptive defence" sounds like a bit of an oxymoron to me.
There not having enough of a negative effect...there are still some crawling around. Remember, the best defense is a good offense.
Well I can't say I 'blame' either side, but I definitely don't see either side as blameless either. Missjugsalot's OP seems a little naive to paint the issue as so black and white
I won't argue that GWB or USA is responsible for creating terrorism in the world, but results would suggest that American foreign policy has propagated it in recent years. Do you disagree?
Results of what? Sounds like a run around argument "we may not be the cause, but we are the reason it has propogated." Sounds like you are suggesting we are the cause.
Not really. Muslim radicalists most definitely started the 'war' between 'the free world' and islamic extremists, but whilst the Clinton administration tried to open a dialogue and battle it through peaceful means, the current administration has taken a combative approach which is never going to work against an enemy which feels it has nothing to lose. That;s what i mean by propagating the war, and since then, the sides have moved further apart, and more lives have been lost.
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IABoomer
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I blame Al Gore for this potential disaster thread since he created the Internet. 
To the pedants, yes I'm aware he never said he "created" the Internet, but approving DARPA funding for DoD networking is a far cry from having the vision to see what has become the modern Internet. |
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g_420man
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| Posted: Wed Jun 04, 2008 10:14 am Post subject: |
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| i really dont know what all thi is about cause i rarely read news papers and watch tv. so i blame myself. |
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Jackten11
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I blame g_420 also.
God you are annoying... |
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g_420man
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I blame g_420 also.
God you are annoying... |
lol |
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alex j beeson
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It is George Bush's fault that hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans.
It is Bush's fault that the USS Cole and two embassies were blown up. Oh wait Bush was not President then. It could not have been Clinton's fault, uless he was to aggressively peacful. Something PO'd them. Wait, It must be their hatred for jews and wanting to wipe them off the face of the Earth. It is Isreal's fault. OH why were Jewish people born and breathe, it is their fault (Obvious sarcasm).
Global warming is going to be the cause of the extinction of human beings. Climate change never happened before in the Earth's entire history so it must be human's fault, stupid Human, why do they have to breathe so much and eat cows....
According to BD it is the US's fault for starting WWII due to our cowardice and war profitting.
According to BD it is the parents fault when teenagers make bad decisions..
Well, I can think of a million more but I am feeling quite depressed now, so if you will all excuse me...
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Jackten11
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Global warming is going to be the cause of the extinction of human beings. Climate change never happened before in the Earth's entire history so it must be human's fault, stupid Human, why do they have to breathe so much and eat cows....
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alex j beeson
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| Jackten11 wrote: |
| alex j beeson wrote: |
Global warming is going to be the cause of the extinction of human beings. Climate change never happened before in the Earth's entire history so it must be human's fault, stupid Human, why do they have to breathe so much and eat cows....
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Why how silly of me, of course you are right. Stupid human's breathing and farting and ruining the Earth for all life.....and eating cows! |
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rockycatt
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| politics and religeon the oldes reason to slaughter off your young |
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