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cookie778
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Joined: 17 May 2008
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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats funny.... like I said before, I could care less about poker. I play blackjack myself.

good luck at the tables just dont play the small limit games unless your just lucky...
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Honest_Rob
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Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 4997
Location: trying to get back to even

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

The only cookie in this thread that is worth anything to the world is directly below this sentence.
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cookie778
High Card


Joined: 17 May 2008
Posts: 12

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

okay prove me wrong general...
i'm a girl btw... so its understandable why you would'nt be listen anyways.
and as sweet as a cookie can be.
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Honest_Rob
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Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 4997
Location: trying to get back to even

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You didn't get attacked by a tiger today because I installed my tiger proof system in your house and car so that you would be safe. Don't believe me? Prove me wrong.
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cookie778
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Joined: 17 May 2008
Posts: 12

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

? lol we found the janitor.
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StevieWard
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Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Posts: 1127

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cookie778 wrote:
Test was conducted by 10 people (9 plus myself) who all attend MIT.

Like i said before... the test prove without a doubt on low limit buy in turneys and sit&go.

The EOQ model assumes that demand is constant, and that inventory( your chips ) is depleted at a fixed rate until it reaches zero. At that point, a specific number of items arrive to return the inventory to its beginning level. Since the model assumes instantaneous replenishment, there are no inventory shortages or associated costs. Therefore, the cost of inventory under the EOQ model involves a tradeoff between inventory holding cost of tying up capital in inventory rather than investing it or using it for other purposes) and order costs( buy in's) Playing a large chip stack at one time will increase a small stack's holding costs, while making more frequent bets of fewer items will reduce holding costs but increase betting costs. The EOQ model finds the quantity that minimizes the sum of these costs.

The basic EOQ formula is as follows:

TC = PD + HQ/2 + SD/Q

where TC is the total cost per turny, PD is the inventory purchase cost per buy in (price P multiplied by demand D in units per year), H is the holding cost, Q is the order quantity, and S is the order cost (in dollars per order). Breaking down the elements of the formula further, the holding cost of inventory( chips) is H multiplied by the average number of units in inventory( your chip stack). Since the model assumes that inventory is depleted at a constant rate, the average number of units is equal to Q/2. The total order cost per turny is S multiplied by the number of orders per bet, which is equal to the annual demand divided by the number of bets, or D/Q. Finally, PD is constant, regardless of the order quantity.

Taking these factors into consideration, solving for the optimal order quantity gives a formula of:

HQ/2 = SD/Q, or Q = the square root of 2DS/H.

did you get that?


I never read it - but I am an engineer so once you post something that has something concrete i may grasp it as I am quite good with these sort of things.

Now, instead of posting pretty formulas, and prattling off a (in fairness nicely written and copy and pasted formula from google where you substitue certain words for poker terms...why you picked one that is obviously somwething to do with economics, stocks/finance I really dont know.) and speaking bulls*it about MIT graduates are you actually going to post the results?

If you post them, it will probably take up about 30 odd pages in a topic but i dont mind. Or just send me a link to the MIT publication, which would obviously make the press for a discovery like this.

God this is fun. I never tire of it. This really does help me get rid of tilt after a bad session! Folks you should try it! Very Happy

I never understand why people lie and speak crap about something which they neevr did, then when you ask them to prove it they cant, so they just try to be funny or spout crap in an attempt to divert the topic.

Oh - and if your going to copy and paste something from google, at least edit it more so that it looks similar to the typing in your previous post - its so obvious you neevr wrote that considering the punctuation in your other posts.

I bet you dont even know what outs or pot odds are without having to google that either.
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StevieWard
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PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh look! Very Happy

http://www.referenceforbusiness.com/small/Di-Eq/Economic-Order-Quantity-EOQ.html
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TranViet00
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Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 1297
Location: The Falls, CA

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:26 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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StevieWard
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Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Posts: 1127

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 2:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

TranViet00 wrote:
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


Why are you laughing? Confused Do you you think that was his magic formula to prove riggedness or was he just trying to be a smart ass?????1111???

Confused Confused Confused
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alex j beeson
Straight Flush


Joined: 15 Jul 2007
Posts: 498

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

StevieWard wrote:
Oh look! Very Happy

http://www.referenceforbusiness.com/small/Di-Eq/Economic-Order-Quantity-EOQ.html


That is just pathetically sad. For shame Cookie, copied it word for word, tsk tsk.

Here is one:

DA=(I+APAI)/C+T

Let me translate this formula, DA is dumb azz equals someone taking an Issue (I) adding the false assumption that All People Are Idiots (APAI) divided by Comlex wording (C) and trying to pass it off as Truth (T).

Pfffftttt
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TranViet00
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Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 1297
Location: The Falls, CA

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 3:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

alex j beeson wrote:
Here is one:

DA=(I+APAI)/C+T

We never covered this formula at MIT??
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ian8383
Full House


Joined: 13 Mar 2007
Posts: 160

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 4:07 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I dont know who makes me laugh more.

The donkeys who make these rigged threads.
Or the donkeys who insist on answering them everytime.
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lenny_bruce
Straight Flush


Joined: 14 Sep 2007
Posts: 368

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 5:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These threads will never get old and are always good for a laugh.
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ManilaDog
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Joined: 09 Feb 2007
Posts: 3524
Location: Brockton Ma and Republic Of Philippines

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 6:47 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think cookies oven was turned up to high and shes burnt ,but IF she attended MIT and lived in Cambridge its understandable,they are all mostly well done.
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fire_eyes_2k
The Burn Card


Joined: 18 Jan 2006
Posts: 3176
Location: Old York

PostPosted: Sun May 18, 2008 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're at MIT, but you're doing a study where you only include data you want to fit your conclusion. Jeez, they're dropping the standards somewhat. Call me when it gets published in the Harvard Press.
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