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rockycatt · Message Board Junkie Joined: 03 Jan 2007 Posts: 2445

ok in my last confrence with my manager LO ostrich he was in

contract negotiations ,and drafting itennarey schedeguule for 25
active internationa sales staff personale and probobly wont address
pin head for at Least six to eight weeks

in behalf ,as scocial cooadinator
for mr l o ostrich , we generaly give loly pops and coloring books
to pin heads in the waiting room

but sadlly im out of them so the best i can do is while you wait
ammuse your little pin heads with this triva

It was fun being a baby boomer. . .. until now. Some of the artists of the
60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby
boomers.

They include:

Herman's Hermits--- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker.
Ringo Starr--- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees--- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Bobby Darin--- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.
Roberta Flack--- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash--- I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon--- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores--- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye--- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem--- A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer--- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations --- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba--- Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando--- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy--- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore ---- It's My Procedure, and I'll Cry If I Want To.
Willie Nelson--- On the Commode Again

remember alwas as to mr LO ostrich no pin head is to small

thak you good day R C

LostOstrich · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:09 pm Post subject:

I'm sorry, I'm not prepared to accept this challenge. The fact of the matter is, I'm chicken.

OK, so that was my little joke. Obv I play this dude, and obv I pull his pants down and smack him red in front of everyone.

Can't do Saturday, I'm spending Saturday with my daughter. And I'm playing FTOPS events on Friday and Sunday, so I'm saying we should play this little series NEXT SATURDAY, May 24th, from 16:00 server time onwards. Maybe schedule one every hour from 16:00? Is that good for you, EJ? Would you like me to email Private Tournaments on that basis?

BTW, some super funny stuff in this thread already. I'm not going to address any of the points raised in the OP, I'll just play the game and have some serious fun with the chatbox.

EJ CURSE · Flush Joined: 18 Feb 2008 Posts: 147

Sounds like a plan.. I think the Private tourn. idea is great 2, set it up Saturday the 24th. I am starting a new job next week and unsure of my work commitments so I can't be 100% sure I'll be available next week. Just so all your fans/(handlers) can't accuse me of backing out I'm sure I am available to play this weekend.. the every hour setup sounds ok as well. I look forward to dissapointing the masses of lemmings pushing your ego up that big hill that your about to fall off.

LostOstrich · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 3:50 pm Post subject:

OK darling, I'll set it up as discussed, for the 24th.

We need a title. How does "Handbags at Dawn" sound?

If you think for a second that my ego would be damaged, even by losing all five games, then you have a very poor understanding of quite how unbearably arrogant I really am. Win or lose, I intend to mercilessly provoke you throughout the entire session.

All being well, I'll be sporting my new Gold Jersey avatar for this one. Because I'm the best.

Did I mention that I have a big house, lots of money, hundreds of friends and an enormous penis?

mathman1115 · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:26 pm Post subject:

Honest_Rob · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:32 pm Post subject:

mgodd · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:35 pm Post subject:

g_420man · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:38 pm Post subject:

<----popcorn and beer ready to watch some good H.U. matches.

LO FTW IMO

drtre1987 · Message Board Junkie Joined: 07 Nov 2006 Posts: 1811

I like a good HU4ROLLZ match, but can I get a link to the backstory behind this please? That will probably be more humorous than the actual matches.

mgodd · Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 5:56 pm Post subject:

I believe this may have something to do with it:

http://pokerforums.fulltiltpoker.com/viewtopic.php?p=471405#471405

ynkpnt · Royal Flush Joined: 15 Mar 2008 Posts: 570

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