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dcdoorknob
Royal Flush
Joined: 11 May 2007
Posts: 802
Location: Mississippi
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 Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:30 am Post subject: Donks being donks (and why we should love them) |
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Well I've had this idea for a thread for a while now (not that its super-original). Everyone always posts the ridiculous bad beats and horrible plays that get rewarded, I thought it would be fun to have a collection of hands in a thread with just the ridiculously bad plays that lose. So my plan is, whenever I come across just a head-scratcher of a chip donation, I'll copy/ paste, maybe convert, and just post it here. Others are free to do the same in this thread if you are so inclined. The idea is to have something to possibly come to look at when I'm starting to tilt, just to give a sense of perspective on why it is good to play against bad players. I figure if no one else will get any use out of it I might, but I thought maybe someone else would too.
I could go back through recent hand histories and find several I'm sure, but I'm lazy. But here's one that just happened to start it off:
Full Tilt Poker, $6 + $0.50 NL Hold'em Sit n' Go, 20/40 Blinds, 9 Players
LeggoPoker.com - Hand History Converter
UTG+2: 1,485
MP1: 805
Hero (MP2): 1,455
CO: 1,455
BTN: 1,585
SB: 1,990
BB: 1,890
UTG: 1,335
UTG+1: 1,500
Pre-Flop: (60) A A dealt to Hero (MP2)
3 folds, MP1 raises to 80, Hero raises to 280, 3 folds, BB calls 240, MP1 calls 200
Flop: (860) 5 6 K (3 Players)
BB checks, MP1 bets 525 and is All-In, Hero raises to 1,175 and is All-In, BB folds
Turn: (1,910) 3 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
River: (1,910) 7 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: 1,910 Pot
MP1 showed T 8 (King Ten high) and LOST (-805 NET)
Hero showed A A (a pair of Aces) and WON 1,910 (+1,105 NET) |
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Loopholes202
Four of a Kind
Joined: 21 Jan 2008
Posts: 279
Location: Washington
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:33 am Post subject: |
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| I love the idea, I think this should become popular, and combat the "Rigged" Posts. |
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Autosuggestion
Royal Flush
Joined: 02 May 2007
Posts: 857
Location: New Jersey
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| Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:56 pm Post subject: |
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***** Hand History for Game 6372904407 *****
$25.00 NL Texas Hold'em - Sunday, May 11, 12:31:10 2008
Table Lisandro (6 max) (Real Money)
Seat 3 is the button
Seat 1: PackQT825 ( $26.30 )
Seat 3: Autosuggestion ( $18.85 )
Seat 4: thebomb_187 ( $24.85 )
Seat 5: Xomnius ( $25.00 )
Seat 6: zomvito ( $29.80 )
thebomb_187 posts the small blind [$0.10].
Xomnius posts the big blind [$0.25].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Autosuggestion [ 9s Qh ]
zomvito folds
PackQT825 folds
Autosuggestion calls [$0.25]
thebomb_187 calls [$0.15]
Xomnius checks
** Dealing Flop ** [ Ad, 9h, 9d ]
thebomb_187 checks
Xomnius checks
Autosuggestion bets [$0.50]
thebomb_187 calls [$0.50]
Xomnius folds
** Dealing Turn ** [ 4c ]
thebomb_187 checks
Autosuggestion bets [$1.50]
thebomb_187 raises [$3.50]
Autosuggestion calls [$2.00]
** Dealing River ** [ Jd ]
thebomb_187 bets [$11.25]
Autosuggestion raises [$14.60]
thebomb_187 folds
Autosuggestion wins $3.35
Autosuggestion wins $29.70 from main pot
When you're beat, you're beat, I guess. |
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HuJwang
Forum Blight
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Posts: 5365
Location: Halifax, NS
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:23 pm Post subject: |
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Everest Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50/$1 (HH Converter by Kreatief)
BB ($98.50)
MP2 ($71.40)
MP3 ($275.45) (Hero)
CO ($123.05)
BTN ($178.50)
SB ($62.20)
Preflop: Hero is MP3 with Q , Q
MP2 calls $1.00, Hero raises to $4.50, 2 folds, SB calls $4.00, 1 folds, MP2 calls $3.50,
Flop: 4, 3, T ( $14.5 )
SB bets $14.50, 1 folds, Hero calls $14.50,
Turn: Q ( $43.5 )
SB checks, Hero checks,
River: 2 ( $43.5 )
SB checks, Hero bets $43.50, SB calls All-In $43.20,
Results:
Hero has Q, Q
SB has J , 3
Outcome: Hero wins $126.90 |
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HuJwang
Forum Blight
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Posts: 5365
Location: Halifax, NS
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 8:25 pm Post subject: |
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Everest Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50/$1 (HH Converter by Kreatief)
BB ($128.45) (Hero)
MP3 ($80.10)
CO ($96.37)
BTN ($101.55)
SB ($99.00)
Preflop: Hero is BB with 8, T
2 folds, BTN raises to $3.50, SB calls $3.00, Hero calls $2.50,
Flop: 3, J, A ( $10.5 )
SB bets $10.50, Hero calls $10.50, 1 folds,
Turn: K ( $31.5 )
SB bets $31.50, Hero calls $31.50,
River: 6 ( $94.5 )
SB bets $53.50, Hero calls $53.50,
Results:
SB has 3, 6
Hero has 8, T
Outcome: Hero wins $199.50 |
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agpmedia
Pair
Joined: 10 May 2008
Posts: 24
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| Posted: Mon May 12, 2008 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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| Man haha, I can't believe some of these calls haha. Thats great. I can only hope to get some of these donks in my cash games. |
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Honest_Rob
Postmaster General
Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 4999
Location: trying to get back to even
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 2:23 pm Post subject: |
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God bless his tiny heart.
Full Tilt Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
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BTN: $9.70
SB: $16.75
BB: $25
UTG: $24.95
UTG+1: $26.30
Hero (UTG+2): $33.60
MP1: $25
MP2: $10.50
CO: $35
Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (UTG+2)
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $0.85, Hero raises to $3, 6 folds, UTG+1 calls $2.15
Flop: ($6.35) 9 7 T (2 Players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $5, UTG+1 calls $5
Turn: ($16.35) 7 (2 Players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $11, UTG+1 raises to $18.30 and is All-In, Hero calls $7.30
River: ($52.95) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $52.95 Pot ($2.60 Rake)
UTG+1 showed Q A (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-$26.30 NET)
Hero showed A A (two pair, Aces and Sevens) and WON $50.35 (+$24.05 NET) |
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mgodd
Royal Flush
Joined: 31 Dec 2007
Posts: 564
Location: North Carolina
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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PokerStars Game #17384536169: Tournament #88122465, $6.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2008/05/12 - 17:28:37 (ET)
Table '88122465 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: garthroe (1170 in chips)
Seat 2: Tipptipp (1490 in chips)
Seat 3: Big Essay (1470 in chips)
Seat 4: jmarmotte59 (2250 in chips)
Seat 5: mgodd (1470 in chips)
Seat 6: $ MNF $ (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: spudhill (990 in chips)
Seat 8: fdl1970 (1690 in chips)
Seat 9: josen8 (1500 in chips)
spudhill: posts small blind 10
fdl1970: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mgodd [Th Tc]
josen8: folds
garthroe: raises 60 to 80
Tipptipp: folds
Big Essay: folds
jmarmotte59: folds
mgodd: calls 80
$ MNF $: folds
spudhill: calls 70
fdl1970: folds
*** FLOP *** [3d 7h 2c]
spudhill: checks
garthroe: checks
mgodd: bets 160
spudhill: calls 160
garthroe: folds
*** TURN *** [3d 7h 2c] [4h]
spudhill: checks
mgodd: bets 1230 and is all-in
spudhill: calls 750 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (480) returned to mgodd
*** RIVER *** [3d 7h 2c 4h] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
spudhill: shows [As 4c] (a pair of Fours)
mgodd: shows [Th Tc] (a pair of Tens)
mgodd collected 2080 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2080 | Rake 0
Board [3d 7h 2c 4h 8h]
Seat 1: garthroe folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Tipptipp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Big Essay folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jmarmotte59 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mgodd showed [Th Tc] and won (2080) with a pair of Tens
Seat 6: $ MNF $ (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: spudhill (small blind) showed [As 4c] and lost with a pair of Fours
Seat 8: fdl1970 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: josen8 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
PokerStars Game #17384851549: Tournament #88122465, $6.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2008/05/12 - 17:42:38 (ET)
Table '88122465 1' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: garthroe (3110 in chips)
Seat 2: Tipptipp (635 in chips)
Seat 5: mgodd (2140 in chips)
Seat 6: $ MNF $ (1600 in chips)
Seat 8: fdl1970 (2990 in chips)
Seat 9: josen8 (3025 in chips)
fdl1970: posts small blind 50
josen8: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mgodd [8c 8h]
garthroe: calls 100
Tipptipp: folds
mgodd: calls 100
$ MNF $: folds
fdl1970: calls 50
josen8: checks
*** FLOP *** [Qc 6d 8d]
fdl1970: checks
josen8: checks
garthroe: bets 200
mgodd: raises 400 to 600
fdl1970: folds
josen8: folds
garthroe: calls 400
*** TURN *** [Qc 6d 8d] [Qs]
garthroe: bets 400
mgodd: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [Qc 6d 8d Qs] [7s]
garthroe: bets 600
mgodd: raises 440 to 1040 and is all-in
garthroe: calls 440
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mgodd: shows [8c 8h] (a full house, Eights full of Queens)
garthroe: shows [5s 8s] (two pair, Queens and Eights)
mgodd collected 4480 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4480 | Rake 0
Board [Qc 6d 8d Qs 7s]
Seat 1: garthroe showed [5s 8s] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 2: Tipptipp folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: mgodd showed [8c 8h] and won (4480) with a full house, Eights full of Queens
Seat 6: $ MNF $ (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: fdl1970 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: josen8 (big blind) folded on the Flop
PokerStars Game #17384958509: Tournament #88122465, $6.00+$0.50 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2008/05/12 - 17:47:26 (ET)
Table '88122465 1' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: garthroe (4210 in chips)
Seat 5: mgodd (5220 in chips)
Seat 8: fdl1970 (1345 in chips)
Seat 9: josen8 (2725 in chips)
josen8: posts small blind 75
garthroe: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mgodd [9h 9c]
mgodd: raises 300 to 450
fdl1970: calls 450
josen8: folds
garthroe: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [5d Kh Ks]
garthroe: bets 600
mgodd: calls 600
fdl1970: folds
*** TURN *** [5d Kh Ks] [4h]
garthroe: bets 900
mgodd: calls 900
*** RIVER *** [5d Kh Ks 4h] [9d]
garthroe: bets 1200
mgodd: raises 2070 to 3270 and is all-in
garthroe: calls 1060 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1010) returned to mgodd
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mgodd: shows [9h 9c] (a full house, Nines full of Kings)
garthroe: shows [As 5c] (two pair, Kings and Fives)
mgodd collected 8945 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8945 | Rake 0
Board [5d Kh Ks 4h 9d]
Seat 1: garthroe (big blind) showed [As 5c] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fives
Seat 5: mgodd showed [9h 9c] and won (8945) with a full house, Nines full of Kings
Seat 8: fdl1970 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: josen8 (small blind) folded before Flop
(The only reason I continued in this hand was because of the read I had on this player from the previous hand posted.)
All 3 hands from the same SNG last night. |
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HuJwang
Forum Blight
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Posts: 5365
Location: Halifax, NS
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:02 pm Post subject: |
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God bless his tiny heart.
Full Tilt Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 9 Players
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BTN: $9.70
SB: $16.75
BB: $25
UTG: $24.95
UTG+1: $26.30
Hero (UTG+2): $33.60
MP1: $25
MP2: $10.50
CO: $35
Pre-Flop: A A dealt to Hero (UTG+2)
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $0.85, Hero raises to $3, 6 folds, UTG+1 calls $2.15
Flop: ($6.35) 9 7 T (2 Players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $5, UTG+1 calls $5
Turn: ($16.35) 7 (2 Players)
UTG+1 checks, Hero bets $11, UTG+1 raises to $18.30 and is All-In, Hero calls $7.30
River: ($52.95) 2 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $52.95 Pot ($2.60 Rake)
UTG+1 showed Q A (a pair of Sevens) and LOST (-$26.30 NET)
Hero showed A A (two pair, Aces and Sevens) and WON $50.35 (+$24.05 NET) |
bleh, i've stacked off like that before |
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StevieWard
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 12 Jul 2007
Posts: 1164
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 8:16 pm Post subject: |
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| Sticky this post IMO. |
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mgodd
Royal Flush
Joined: 31 Dec 2007
Posts: 564
Location: North Carolina
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 9:50 pm Post subject: |
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And THEN there's "Donks calling an UTG raise with 3 high, calling a flop with no pair and no draw, and sucking out on the river to a turn shove"  :
Full Tilt Poker Game #6405816219: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (Turbo) (48722040), Table 1 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 21:42:15 ET - 2008/05/13
Seat 1: mgodd (1,485)
Seat 3: mvbigd (2,824)
Seat 4: MoonRaker88 (870)
Seat 5: escanar68 (2,436)
Seat 6: paveandtabs (1,495)
Seat 7: JagsRule (1,470)
Seat 8: BboyAkura (1,450)
Seat 9: doc51 (1,470)
BboyAkura posts the small blind of 25
doc51 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mgodd [Ad Kc]
mgodd raises to 150
mvbigd folds
MoonRaker88 folds
escanar68 folds
paveandtabs calls 150
JagsRule folds
BboyAkura folds
doc51 folds
*** FLOP *** [7h Js 5s]
mgodd has 15 seconds left to act
mgodd bets 200
paveandtabs calls 200
*** TURN *** [7h Js 5s] [Kh]
mgodd bets 1,135, and is all in
paveandtabs has 15 seconds left to act
paveandtabs calls 1,135
mgodd shows [Ad Kc]
paveandtabs shows [3h 2h]
*** RIVER *** [7h Js 5s Kh] [8h]
mgodd shows a pair of Kings
paveandtabs shows a flush, King high
paveandtabs wins the pot (3,045) with a flush, King high
mgodd stands up
The blinds are now 30/60
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,045 | Rake 0
Board: [7h Js 5s Kh 8h]
Seat 1: mgodd showed [Ad Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 3: mvbigd didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MoonRaker88 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: escanar68 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: paveandtabs showed [3h 2h] and won (3,045) with a flush, King high
Seat 7: JagsRule (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: BboyAkura (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: doc51 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Good thing they were SOOTED |
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HuJwang
Forum Blight
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Posts: 5365
Location: Halifax, NS
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| Posted: Tue May 13, 2008 10:32 pm Post subject: |
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Everest Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50/$1 (HH Converter by Kreatief)
BTN ($41.40)
SB ($44.80)
BB ($45.00)
MP2 ($135.10)
MP3 ($81.50)
CO ($106.65) (Hero)
Preflop: Hero is CO with 9, T
MP2 calls $1.00, 1 folds, Hero raises to $4.50, 2 folds, BB calls $3.50, 1 folds,
Flop: 8, T, 5 ( $10.5 )
BB bets $10.50, Hero raises to $42.00, BB calls All-In $30.00,
Turn: 6 ( $91.5 )
River: K ( $91.5 )
Results:
BB has 4, 4
Hero has 9, T
Outcome: Hero wins $88.50 |
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Honest_Rob
Postmaster General
Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 4999
Location: trying to get back to even
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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I guess I should say thanks?
Full Tilt Poker, $0.10/$0.25 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 8 Players
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CO: $31.25
BTN: $10.90
Hero (SB): $31.60
BB: $21.20
UTG: $8.30
UTG+1: $5
MP1: $4.30
MP2: $25
Pre-Flop: 6 6 dealt to Hero (SB)
4 folds, CO raises to $0.85, BTN folds, Hero calls $0.75, BB folds
Flop: ($1.95) 6 T Q (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO checks
Turn: ($1.95) 3 (2 Players)
Hero bets $1.50, CO calls $1.50
River: ($4.95) J (2 Players)
Hero bets $3, CO calls $3
Results: $10.95 Pot ($0.50 Rake)
CO showed Q Q (three of a kind, Queens) and WON $10.45 (+$5.10 NET)
Hero showed 6 6 (three of a kind, Sixes) and LOST (-$5.35 NET) |
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Peepers_au
Full House
Joined: 15 Feb 2008
Posts: 192
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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| I guess I should say thanks? |
He was slow-playing it, hoping to stack you on the next card... duh! |
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gamblingparlour
High Card
Joined: 17 Apr 2008
Posts: 20
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| Posted: Thu May 15, 2008 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Peepers_au wrote: |
| Honest_Rob wrote: |
| I guess I should say thanks? |
He was slow-playing it, hoping to stack you on the next card... duh! |
If you flop trips you expect to have the winning hand. This is just one of those hands you hope don't occur too often. |
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