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chillbot · Last edited by chillbot on Fri May 02, 2008 9:45 am; edited 27 times in total

BUY A PIECE OF CHILLBOT'S TOKEN MADNESS

TOTAL BAP = $220

xyberman = $5.00
garfunkel69 = $10.00
Flying_Kiwi = $10.00
lovebeefstew = $10.00
Joe_King = $10.00
Autosuggestion = $10.66
skeeter1114 = $5.02
supfool123 = $20.00
LostOstrich = $20.00
mzbuns = $10.78
stenrick = $20.00
DC11GE = $11.11
dollarmtn = $10.00
chillbot = $67.43

Here's how your investment will work:

To start I am going to play 25 non-turbo token tourneys, all with YOUR money. ($8.80 x 25 = $220.00). I plan to end up with between 2 and 25 tokens, valued at $26 a piece. This will leave me with somewhere between $52 and $650 in tokens. ((2 x $26 = $52) to (25 x $26 =$650)). If I end up with LESS than 2 tokens then I will supplement the BAP with $220 of my own monies and start all over again, which-- if I do it right the second time-- will leave me with somewhere between 2 and 26 tokens (if I ended the first run with 1 token) which is somewhere between $52 and $676. ((2 x $26 = $52) to (26 x $26 = $676)).

With any cash I end up with ($14 for 6th place) I will reinvest up to the amount of tokens that I don't win, with three 6th place finishes equalling two tokens. So if I get 22 tokens and 3 6th place finishes ($42) I will play three more token tourneys ($8.80 x 3 = $26.40) and win anywhere from 0 to 3 tokens. However, if one of those finishes results in a 6th place finish ($14), then I will reinvest that money, along with the remained of the previous monies ($42.00 - $26.40 = $15.60) into 3 more token tourneys, where I expect to win not more than 3 and no less than 0 tokens.

Simply put, let's say I win 26 tokens, and also finish 6th place 3 times for $14, which is impossible, then I would reinvest the $42 ($14 x 3) into a minimum of 3, but possibly as much as 6, token tourneys, ending up with a staggering 32 tokens, or $832 (32 x $26). However, if I fail to get at least 2 tokens, then I guarantee your investment will be replaced with $220 of my own monies, which would then bring the total up to $1,052 ($832 + $220). But don't forget that even if I fail to get two tokens I still may get one token so if we add that in ($26), we're are at $1,078, or approximately 41 1/2 $26 tokens.

For stage two I plan to take what might be approximately 41 1/2 tokens and play exclusively $26 9-person non-turbo sit and gos. This will net me somewhere between 2 and 41 1/2 $75 tokens, valued at somewhere between $150 ($75 x 2) and $3,112.50 ($75 x 41 1/2). If at this point I end up with LESS than 2 tokens then I will supplement the BAP with $220 of my own monies and start all over again, which-- if I do it right the third time-- may leave me with somewhere between 2 and 27 tokens (if I ended the first run with 1, or possibly 2, token(s)).

During this stage, with any cash I end up with ($66 for 3rd place) I will reinvest up to the amount of tokens that I don't win, not counting the stage one tokens, with six 3rd place finishes equalling five tokens. So if I get 35 tokens and 6 3rd place finishes (6 x $66 = $396), then I will play five more token tourneys ($75 x 5 = $375) and win anywhere from 0 to 5 tokens. Or, depending on my mood, I could play 45 stage one token tourneys, resulting in a max of 45 $26 tokens, which coupled with the above-mentioned 35 $75 tokens, would bring my net finish to $3,795 ((45 x $26 = $1,170) + (35 x $75 = $2,625)). But, were I to convert those 45 $26 tokens into $75 tokens, not counting the $14 for 6th place finishes, I could now have a max of 80 $75 tokens, valued at an even $6,000.

To make it easy, let's say I win 80 tokens, and also finish 3rd place 12 times for $66, which, as we all know, is impossible, then I would reinvest the $792 ($66 x 6) into a minimum of 2, but possibly as much as 10, stage two token tourneys, ending up with an amount that may or may not total as much as 90 tokens (90 x $75 = $6,675).

For the final stage, I will play exclusively $75 9-person non-turbos. At this point, let's say I play completely average, I should still by blind luck wind up with 10 9th place finishes, 10 8th place finishes, 10 7th place finishes, etc, etc, etc, all the way up to 10 1st place finishes. This will bring a minimum of $1,240 ($124.20 x 10 for 3rd place) + $1,863 ($186.30 x 10 for 2nd place) + $3,105 ($310.50 x 10 for 1st place) = $6,208. As you can see, this is pretty much the MINIMUM amount that I will make in stage three of this BAP. I've played a crapload of these token tourneys, and as you can see by my sharkscope, I pretty much dominate them. Let's figure that if I get 1st place in just 90 of these, that's $310.50 x 90 = $27,945.

Basically you are getting about 127x your money back, minus my cut, of course. So let's say you BAP for $10, you're basically going to anticipate the expectation of getting back somewhere in the neighborhood of the amount of perhaps $1,270, more or less. Not too shabby...

You guys know me, you know I'm a token guy, you know what I'm about. Consider this the best investment you ever made. Transfer away!

RESULTS

#1: 4/30 11:00 16 of 18 (see bad beat story on page 2, naturally)
#2: 4/30 11:30 8 of 18 (see sob story on page 2, of course)
#3: 4/30 13:30 12 of 18 (clearly not my fault that the other guy rivered a straight)
#4: 4/30 14:00 9 of 18 (I'm on a roll... remember there are still shares available!)
#5: 4/30 16:00 TOKEN (0 for 4 in non-turbos, I've decided to switch to turbos. I've now successfully turned $43.90 into a $26 token!)
#6: 4/30 18:00 10 of 18
#7: 4/30 18:30 13 of 18
#8: 4/30 19:00 $14
#9: 5/1 11:00 12 of 18
#10: 5/1 11:30 15 of 18
#11: 5/1 16:00 8 of 18 (man I love playing with other peoples monies!)
#12: 5/1 20:00 TOKEN
[drunk]
#13: 5/2 1:30 TOKEN
#14: 5/2 1:45 10 of 18
#15: 5/2 2:00 TOKEN
#16: 5/2 2:15 13 of 18
#17: 5/2 2:30 $14
#18: 5/2 3:45 13 of 18
[/drunk]

xyberman · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:09 pm Post subject:

I'm in for 5.00.

I don't want to hog all the shares.

Best of luck.

will ship when your ready.

garfunkel69 · Banned Joined: 16 Mar 2008 Posts: 908

wwcd5215 · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:13 pm Post subject:

$18.54

Flying_Kiwi · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:15 pm Post subject:

I'll take $10

lovebeefstew · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:26 pm Post subject:

WOW nice post haha. But ive read your posts on token play before and believe you are more than competent at them, so.... Ill take $10 please, TY Smile

Can you just post when you plan on starting and ill ship right away and how many games you usually play in one go. ty

Flying_Kiwi · Last edited by Flying_Kiwi on Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:53 pm; edited 2 times in total

$10 shipped on PS

chillbot · Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:48 pm Post subject:

Thank you, Kiwi, and yes, I take Poker Stars, same screen name.

P. S. STICKY PLS.

garfunkel69 · Banned Joined: 16 Mar 2008 Posts: 908

money shipped on fulltilt buddy

lovebeefstew · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:03 am Post subject:

$10 shipped.... please post to confirm you recieved. Ty

chillbot · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:10 am Post subject:

Received both transfers and good luck to you both. Barring any unforseen bad beats and/or bad play on my part, you can expect to have $1,270 in about a month (I play 6 - 8 tourneys every day, normally between 10:00 and 14:00 server time.) I will post updates in the OP, naturally.

Joe_King · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:21 am Post subject:

Ok ill take $10 on its way...

lovebeefstew · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 12:59 am Post subject:

You dont really expect to turn $10 into $1270 do you? haha

Joe_King · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 1:09 am Post subject:

No ,but you dont really expect to win the lotto every week but you still gamble with it.
I have seen chillot play and im willing to gamble $10 on this .

Autosuggestion · Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:45 am Post subject:

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