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o4life
Straight Flush


Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 427

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:46 am    Post subject: o4life bapalicous Reply with quote

I'm attempting to start my poker career. I don't play online much but will be willing to with the right assentive. Since asking for money on here (begging) is NOT allowed, I am starting a bap (asking for money). This is what I purpose:

I have $100k left on my mortgage. What do you get in return you ask? You get a % of my poker career, 4LIFE.

Send the money to mathman1115, I trust him. When the $100k is reached HE will figure your % and send you a receipt.

I PROMISE to play everyday (live and internet). I'm good at poker. Just watch me on playchip. I always go all-in with A-K suited (just like Helmuth told me on Best Damn Poker Show).

BUY YOUR SHARES IN LIFE TODAY.
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sockerkid008
Message Board Junkie


Joined: 04 Dec 2006
Posts: 1174

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 3:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol ill buy 100k in shares
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Pete D
Pistol Pete


Joined: 28 Sep 2006
Posts: 984
Location: The City

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

According to my calculations, there's a 144% chance that all of the following will occur before o4life sells a share:

1. soccerkid & rockycatt are named professors at Harvard.
2. Strasse gets his apology from BDMK.
3. Chillbot becomes a mod.
4. CompleteDonk submits proof of his age.
5. gypsydc marries Steve Buscemi.
6. Honest Rob tells a lie.
7. cubbies & thephoenix go on a romantic vacation together.
8. Hujwang gets a bonus from FT.
9. BBcoach is caught using too much pinetar.
10. Jobe quits law school to seek riches on the poker table... but misses out on his first career bracelet when he loses to 2high and his... you guessed it... 2 high flush.
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2 high flush
Forum Bounty Hunter


Joined: 03 Nov 2005
Posts: 6492
Location: Hell. Life Hell that is.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:29 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pete D wrote:
10. Jobe quits law school to seek riches on the poker table... but misses out on his first career bracelet when he loses to 2high and his... you guessed it... 2 high flush.


it dont get any sweeter. i cant wait.
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o4life
Straight Flush


Joined: 16 Feb 2006
Posts: 427

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Soo if we live two lifetimes I get 44% of my shares? SHIP MY $44K IN ADVANCE.
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BBCOACH44
Full Tilt Coach


Joined: 24 Oct 2006
Posts: 3319
Location: Baseball Field or Gym

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pete D wrote:
According to my calculations, there's a 144% chance that all of the following will occur before o4life sells a share:

1. soccerkid & rockycatt are named professors at Harvard.
2. Strasse gets his apology from BDMK.
3. Chillbot becomes a mod.
4. CompleteDonk submits proof of his age.
5. gypsydc marries Steve Buscemi.
6. Honest Rob tells a lie.
7. cubbies & thephoenix go on a romantic vacation together.
8. Hujwang gets a bonus from FT.
9. BBcoach is caught using too much pinetar.
10. Jobe quits law school to seek riches on the poker table... but misses out on his first career bracelet when he loses to 2high and his... you guessed it... 2 high flush.


ROTFLMAO....This is Priceless...... Laughing

And that will be 1 pole for ea. $ = 100,000 poles, you better get started,
it may take a life time to complete.......... Arrow

The Coach is watching............ Wink
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mzbuns
Fine Wine


Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 3839
Location: on the golf course in Buhl, ID

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pete D wrote:
According to my calculations, there's a 144% chance that all of the following will occur before o4life sells a share:

1. soccerkid & rockycatt are named professors at Harvard.
2. Strasse gets his apology from BDMK.
3. Chillbot becomes a mod.
4. CompleteDonk submits proof of his age.
5. gypsydc marries Steve Buscemi.
6. Honest Rob tells a lie.
7. cubbies & thephoenix go on a romantic vacation together.
8. Hujwang gets a bonus from FT.
9. BBcoach is caught using too much pinetar.
10. Jobe quits law school to seek riches on the poker table... but misses out on his first career bracelet when he loses to 2high and his... you guessed it... 2 high flush.


FTP FORUM CONTEST WINNER RIGHT HERE FOLKS!!!
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Gypsydc
Moderator


Joined: 03 Nov 2005
Posts: 4367
Location: California

PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Pete D wrote:

5. gypsydc marries Steve Buscemi.


Oh gosh...do I have to sleep with him? Shocked
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Pete D
Pistol Pete


Joined: 28 Sep 2006
Posts: 984
Location: The City

PostPosted: Sat Mar 29, 2008 3:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gypsydc wrote:
Pete D wrote:

5. gypsydc marries Steve Buscemi.


Oh gosh...do I have to sleep with him? Shocked


Only if you want to have his baby Shocked Laughing
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