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JustPooOnDaFlo Straight
Joined: 23 Feb 2008 Posts: 112 Location: I am the best player ever, if you think otherwise you are a donk.
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 4:27 am Post subject: Hey Mikey! |
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Hey mikey!!! been a while since we talked (6 months or so) anyways do u remember me? How can you forget? We played in a 24+2 MTT and u raised under the gun with like queen king suited spades... I raised with Ace Ace (the best starting hand) and i raised enough for u to be all in, I think u were mad at me cause the hand before I called u down to the river and the river was an ace and i had ace king and u even said "i Think u got really lucky" and u folded, i was really surprised and ur fold in that spot made me realize not only are u a great author but a great poker player aswell.. anyways u called preflop wit the qk suited (not a bad call since im a maniac) but i knocked u out and i got a t-shirt and my buy in back, later that day i joined a 69+6 satellite forthe horse event in the ftops in november 2007, there was onloy like 12 ppl in the horse satellite but me and u went to like 4 or 3 people left but i went out and i logged off... anyways later that week (i turned 50$ into $1600 in a little under 100 hours (only like 60 hours online) ) i felt like really turning up the game so i joined some 3 6 Pot limit omaha... anyways i was owning it up (like usual im a pro) anyways i end up losing about 800 bux so i put another 600 on the table and the next hand me and 2 others are all in and i win!!! so i have like over 1800 on the table or something anytways the next hand my hand is AKJ10 double suited... and the flop comes queen jack 10 so i have the NUTTZ so he bets i just smooth call (im pro) on the next card its king of spade and it gives me the nut flush draw right so at this point i think IF ANYTHING we are splitting and im freerollin to the flush... so i put him all in (he was a big stack too like 1500+) and he insta calls with only like Q Q 6 7 in the hole (3 queens) i immeadietly(sp?) start screaming cause im only 20 at this time, and my momma doesnt want me to put all my $$$ into poker cause she thinks people should work to make $$$ not just play cards... so then the river comes Q and i start throwing up everywhere, on DA FLO, on the keyboard... i know it happens all the time but why did it happen for all my $$$ at once?? is it cause i didnt stick to christophers bank roll management rules? is full tilt punishing me for owning too many donkeys? I really played the hand perfectly (like a pro) and the guy insta called with only trips and hes not even drawing live I already had a straight and then the river just gives him my freeking 1800 like he deserved it... He didnt deserve it Mikey! I deserved it! He got out played and he still won? I thought poker was about respect thats what my father taught me when i learned all types of poker at the age of 5! he told me never play a hand u wouldnt want to flip over and show and he also told me if u constantly make sure the odds are on your side then in the long run u will be $$$ .... but in less than 100 hours (less than 60 hours online) i could of turned 50$ deposit from a visa into over $3000 then i know i would of one day made it into $4000 and then $5000 then one day i would have millions and paris hilton would be my wife... so anyways mikey i hope ur doing good thanks for calling with the qk i really love my shirt ... cant wait for ur next book!!
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ManilaDog Message Board Junkie
Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 3585 Location: Brockton Ma and Republic Of Philippines
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 5:36 am Post subject: |
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| anyone wanna translate that ? |
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Nobody4727 Four of a Kind
Joined: 30 Nov 2007 Posts: 284 Location: God's practical joke
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:30 am Post subject: |
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| ManilaDog wrote: |
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Yes. Someone forgot to lock the gate on the playpen. |
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ManilaDog Message Board Junkie
Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 3585 Location: Brockton Ma and Republic Of Philippines
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:23 pm Post subject: |
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| Nobody4727 wrote: |
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Yes. Someone forgot to lock the gate on the playpen. |
ahhhhhhhhhh,ok...thanks |
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mathman1115 Wizard of Odderation
Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Posts: 2774 Location: Land of the Fightin' Phillies
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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| I especially like the part where he says he raised preflop with AA and then followed that with "the best starting hand" in (). |
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dagreek06 Royal Flush
Joined: 16 Jan 2007 Posts: 590 Location: Whitehall, PA
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 8:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Over/Under 15 years old? |
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eyoraces Two Pair
Joined: 01 Feb 2008 Posts: 59 Location: hooterville
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:30 pm Post subject: |
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| hee haw hee haw hee haw is my guess as to what that post translates to |
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PokerAA Message Board Junkie
Joined: 24 Nov 2006 Posts: 1610
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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| I liked it. |
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wwcd5215 Message Board Junkie
Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Posts: 1605
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:17 pm Post subject: |
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+1 |
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cubbies760 Next Year Is Here
Joined: 19 Oct 2006 Posts: 6055 Location: Suburban Chicago
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Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 10:19 pm Post subject: |
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tl;dr
Sentences and paragraphs are your friends. |
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JustPooOnDaFlo Straight
Joined: 23 Feb 2008 Posts: 112 Location: I am the best player ever, if you think otherwise you are a donk.
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Posted: Mon Feb 25, 2008 3:29 am Post subject: |
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i spoke with michael tonight he did very well finished 3rd in the sunday brawl for 36k and hes 3rd of 7 right now in the sunday night horse event
congrats michael
thanks everyone who liked my post |
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JustPooOnDaFlo Straight
Joined: 23 Feb 2008 Posts: 112 Location: I am the best player ever, if you think otherwise you are a donk.
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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| and he took down the horse event! |
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PokerAA Message Board Junkie
Joined: 24 Nov 2006 Posts: 1610
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Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2008 7:05 pm Post subject: |
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| I liked it. |
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