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BoxcarJack

Just because every thread I enter dies a quick death I wanted to make the most offensive post possible and get myself banned so I never have to face rejection again.

I'm the cooler of threads. Someone flipped the doomswitch on my posts.

I want a post that everyone cares about. I want old timers to pull me aside and slip me cherished passwords. I wanna be rookie of the year after the big 350,000-guaranteed-winner parade for me in my hometown.

I want to be mathematical and insightful. When I say donk I want to mean someone other than me.

I wanna belong. I wanna to be computer savvy enough to create a diarrhea splashed toilet in my sigs. And have the colon x-rays to prove it was me who did the deed.

If I can't be a stand-out poker hero I want to be instantly frowned upon by the forum powers that be, to finally emerge destestable in a harsh storm of inevitable criticism.

I wanna ask for forum freeroll passwords over and over again until I'm shot dead under a street light in a hail of gunfire.

I wanna post hand histories that are pointless and boring under flashy titles. ie "THE sickest-flop-dead-accurate-betting-sweetest-turn-counting-the-money-donk-river-suckout EVER!!!!!

Translation: I pushed my pair of twos post flop, hit trips and lost to a flush. Tell me this isn't funny enough, not exemplary enough and so foolishly wrong!!!!!!

Do ya get it? Can you answer this???????Be snide, be sarcastic, be witty, steal the spotlight, say the obvious, say I'm obvious, just say something.

If you answer will you feel used and cheated? Is this spam? Am I fooling myself?

---Box

I send my sincere thanks out to all the little MBJ people who made this message possible.

2 high flush · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 9:55 pm Post subject:

Muskogee Mike · Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 10:42 pm Post subject:

Bravo. This made me laugh out loud. Seriously.

BoxcarJack · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:53 am Post subject:

OK 2 High you outdid me with YOUR spam. That was cheap man, bring it on. You did it anyway, you answered, that was worth it. Thanks.

Read my reply count and weep people!

BoxcarJack · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:03 am Post subject:

Thanks Mike! That's what I'm talking about. Real support from real people. Er Avatars. That thumbs-up gave me a lump in my throat.

That reminds me I had a lady hitting on me last night in an SNG. She lives close by. One thing she needs to remember is behind my sexy avatar I could be a 12 yr old paraplegic, Albino lesbian...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

2 high flush · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:29 am Post subject:

sorry jack. i just didnt get it ( still dont ). was hoping for a bit of a clarification but i dont think i will get one since mike seems to have understood.

BoxcarJack · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject:

2 High, it's just a post I put together for entertainment value. No deep meaning. I wanted to pull together a few hot buttons for fun and get attention. The diarrhea part was a spoof on the removed "Allpeenopoop" thread which shocked me but made me laugh too. I thought it was brilliant. Who did that awesome toilet sig that was so funny? Can't find it now.

I called your post spam because of the pre-dominance of the link in it. Now I see it's just your sig. Sorry about that. I was looking for words, kind of ignored the smiley faces and question marks as decoration not something I needed to respond to.

I register appreciation, laughs, horror at posts all the time and mostly don't respond. I thought it would be funny to express disappointment to how "rejection" feels in the extreme. Seeing as this thread is on the verge of dying too, I may have learned a valueable lession. Respond to posts one by one, grind it out. No one becomes a forum superstar overnight except maybe Christal Meth, but that's not exactly the fame I was looking for.

I had my fun. I'll be responding soon to a post near you.

--Box

ApolloSwanson · Pair Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 30

2 High is all spam all the time, you just have to get use to it I guess...

2 high flush · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:26 pm Post subject:

ApolloSwanson · Pair Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 30

Flame total

ApolloSwanson-12

2 high flush-1200

Winner = well you figure it out (actually for 2 high flush's sake...Winner = 2 High Flush.)

2 high flush · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:37 pm Post subject:

ApolloSwanson · Pair Joined: 08 Nov 2006 Posts: 30

Gotta love how you always have to have an absolutely pointless last word.

2 high flush · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:41 pm Post subject:

Jobe Gilchrist · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:53 pm Post subject:

Wow, it's like when I was 15 on AOL and people would type "LOL" at the end of every line when they got in fights, I guess under the pretense that "I'm laughing at you so I'm happy so I'm winning the argument right right right"

2hf: I didn't see you registered for that tournament. Are you just providing us another "service", like the idiotic derailing of every thread you don't like? Because I've got a service you could provide: good posts. Take it out for a test drive.

OP: what would we have left?

2 high flush · Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:01 pm Post subject:

i will be playing in that tournament jobe. dont worry about whether or not i am registered yet.

i dont know where you got the idea that i didnt like this thread. i simply didnt understand it at first.

and about posting good posts.... i know i dont contribute. its not something i try to hide. ive racked up quite a post count since hitting forum pro(which i didnt earn BTW) and they have been mostly about that private tourney i was setting up. i was thinking of doing something like what rob has going on. maybe start a new account just for the forum and try to earn status this time around. what do you think?

edit: nah it cant be done. i have to create an account on FT and i dont want to be banned for collusion. maybe i could be made a mod so i can go back and delete everything i have ever posted. then my mod status could be revoked.

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