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BoxcarJack
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Joined: 03 Oct 2006
Posts: 97
Location: Micros

PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

2 High don't get down on yourself now. I didn't notice it was a charity tourney cause I had my own thing going on. I thought it was more hoodies for sale.

How did these post "accidents" happen? and now you have to do some heavy dealing to clean your slate and it's somebody elses fault somehow? Wait before you answer, maybe you could make up a 2 High project thread where you work on your current image, FTP status and ambitions.

Yeah that's right and I can have my thread back. Thanks man, you broke the ice in this thread n'all and I owe you for that. But who wants to turn the page on these junk posts now?

I was looking for a tight comic thread where everyone tries to out-do each other. A go-to thread. No, now I have the "Leave now, don't-bother with-page 2, juvenile-bickering-thread"

Now I'll have to reach deep into my colon for a new, flashier forum trap. Do I have it in me? I should probably swing by Taco Bell for some inspiration.


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Jobe Gilchrist
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Joined: 09 Apr 2006
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Location: "the most commonly-uttered phrase by vampire bats is 'it's not as cool as it sounds'"

PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:17 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Better yet, condense all the Snippy Jabs and make a "Best of..." thread, like this one!

My knee jerks to the beat of a different drum machine. Specifically the one on "Butterworth Lane Write-Offs" by Gareth Clarke. If you're an owl and have questions, please contact The Books.
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BoxcarJack
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:41 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jobe I edited the heck out of my snippy jab thread post. It's no longer recognizable.
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Jobe Gilchrist
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Location: "the most commonly-uttered phrase by vampire bats is 'it's not as cool as it sounds'"

PostPosted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cool beaners!

I can assure you that this thread is more likely to move in a BoxcarJack-certified direction if you ask a question that is

a) not sarcastic
and b) not rhetorical

If that's not satisfactory, at least let me choose whether I can be Rosencrantz or Guildenstern (I will need some time to decide).
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BoxcarJack
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Posts: 97
Location: Micros

PostPosted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jobe,

I have no idea how to respond to your post. I didn't think I was being sarcastic and it seems to me my questions lacked the depth that would make them rhetorical.

In other words, to continue on with an established theme: huh?

!Bonus! Low standard, 2 for 1, "Boxcar Post Certifications" now being offered for a limited time only. Act now.

Add any half-way decent addition to this thread and get a second shameless, spam post protected from all criticism.
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