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xkustoms
Pair
Joined: 09 Aug 2006
Posts: 34
Location: York, PA
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| This may sound really stupid... I play poker like 30 hours a week and last week this girl at work says I bet you $100 that when I have my baby and come back to work Ill be just as skinny as I used to and I said... I CALL... LOL I was like what the heck was I thinking. |
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dodge these
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 21 Jun 2006
Posts: 1055
Location: undisclosed
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| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 3:15 am Post subject: |
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| You try to come up with funny one-liners about how you know you spend too much time playing poker. |
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J_Ricks
Full House
Joined: 11 Sep 2006
Posts: 172
Location: Does my mom's basement apply?
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| When you wake up yelling, "I'm in the big blind fker!" (did that about 2 nights ago... lol) |
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J_Ricks
Full House
Joined: 11 Sep 2006
Posts: 172
Location: Does my mom's basement apply?
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UFO posted: A hot girl walks buy and you say she has a nice ace
when you substitute the word "by" with "buy" ha ha ha |
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HuJwang
Forum Blight
Joined: 20 Aug 2006
Posts: 10963
Location: Halifax, NS
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| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 4:45 am Post subject: |
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| You ask the bouncer what the "buy-in" is when you go to a club. |
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Pete D
Pistol Pete
Joined: 28 Sep 2006
Posts: 2216
Location: California
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| Your girlfirend is hotter than can be and her name is Kathy Kelly, but her initials remind you of only one thing... and it's not her. |
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KGBlovesOreos
Moderator
Joined: 28 Jun 2005
Posts: 5589
Location: Serenity now
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| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 6:53 am Post subject: |
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| Pete D wrote: |
| Your girlfirend is hotter than can be and her name is Kathy Kelly, but her initials remind you of only one thing... and it's not her. |
When you instantly realize what Pete D is talking about here.  |
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I HATE CAPS
Straight Flush
Joined: 05 Oct 2006
Posts: 357
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| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 7:07 am Post subject: |
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| when you get vanity plates that show what the board was on the biggest pot you ever won. |
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dodge these
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 21 Jun 2006
Posts: 1055
Location: undisclosed
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| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 12:50 pm Post subject: |
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| Pete D wrote: |
| Your girlfirend is hotter than can be and her name is Kathy Kelly, but . |
for some reason thinking about her only makes you dream of cowboys. |
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allintime333
Royal Flush
Joined: 18 Dec 2005
Posts: 580
Location: holdem sng's
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| Posted: Sun Oct 22, 2006 1:00 pm Post subject: |
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| when everwhere you go u hear that ding sound it makes when the action is on you |
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SenorHMAN
Flush
Joined: 14 Oct 2006
Posts: 130
Location: Houston
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| When someone asks you a question and u ask for a Time Bank |
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ejmarkee
Pair
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 47
Location: Lena, Illinois
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when you open your purse and have a full house in your wallet tens full of fives  |
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I HATE CAPS
Straight Flush
Joined: 05 Oct 2006
Posts: 357
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| allintime333 wrote: |
| when everwhere you go u hear that ding sound it makes when the action is on you |
i actually have had that noise in my head before. the ding and the sound of chips coming my way. thought i was going crazy |
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gogzy
Royal Flush
Joined: 22 Aug 2006
Posts: 827
Location: fife, scotland
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when you pace the floor for an hour after getting knocked out of a tourney on the bubble because someone sucked out on you.
my fav so far is " when you pass up sex with your girlfriend because you are chip leader in a 10 buck mtt" great stuff |
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UFO1947
Take me2 ur Chip Leader
Joined: 08 Jun 2006
Posts: 5937
Location: NS, Canada
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| gogzy wrote: |
when you pace the floor for an hour after getting knocked out of a tourney on the bubble because someone sucked out on you.
my fav so far is " when you pass up sex with your girlfriend because you are chip leader in a 10 buck mtt" great stuff |
and the fact you know it has to be true too |
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