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B Valentine
High Card
Joined: 30 Jul 2009
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178bpm
High Card
Joined: 09 Jun 2009
Posts: 20
Location: The D
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Where does this thread go?
Girl got nailed when my man called her out on her ROI?
Poker is not fun for play money/shouldn't be taken seriously?
Or (better yet)
What do you say about an opponents Mom/Wife to make him tilt?
(I dig the later...  ) |
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JDizzzle72
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 01 Mar 2008
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178bpm
High Card
Joined: 09 Jun 2009
Posts: 20
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wat>?? |
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karv214
Full House
Joined: 04 Nov 2009
Posts: 198
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Well, that is useful.
Rating (need to opt in for pokerstars, but rest of data same as UB)
Fulltilt -.23% (don't know if that makes me fish).
UB 171%
Think its higher cause made more money on Pokerstars. Practicing BR Management on this site, just starting to climb back to profit. Maybe play less? LOL.
PS, different user names, but match, for UB and Pokerstars. |
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alew22
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 17 Jan 2009
Posts: 1207
Location: Beantown
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Ok, So after hearing all this nonsense about ROI % and listenting to all these losers use the word "Donk" or "Donkey" or "Noob" or any one of its equally annoying derivitives that little internet losers say, I finally decided to google what the hell a ROI% was and came across this forum.
First let me say that anyone who uses those words is lame. PERIOD. You just sound really lame and your not insulting anyone. You're really only insulting yourself and the noble Donkey along with you.
Now, as far as ROI % goes and Sharkscope or whatever its called: Really Really LAME. Nobody cares about thier ROI% except for you. The only thing it shows you is your Sit and Go and Tourny percentage. It has nothing to do with your poker game. And no, no matter how many times you have won with 3-9 suited, the fact that its suited does not make it any less crappy of a hand DESPITE what my ROI% is.
I would like to take this time to say that I despise internet poker. Its terrible and I personally dont trust the internet when gambling large sums of money. I play on FTP simply to amuse myself when I am doing other things. Lets face it. If you see me on a $10 sit and go I dont care about winning. Im probably drunk, watching a movie, and waiting for the little *DING* on my computer to tell me its my turn to play. Hell, with the free interntet at my pub I bring my laptop and sit in a KO tourny while shooting pool and basically the person closest to the laptop plays when its my turn. The bottom line is, there are thousands and thousands of people like me who care nothing for those little petty $10 sit and gos and like me will gladly turn off the laptop right in the middle of playing upon hearing the ring of thier cellphone to meet thier friends for a drink. I am in fact playing in a $6.50 sit and go right now as I type this.
This is getting long so I would like to end this now by saying that basically you are PAYING a website to provide to you the ROI of people who are 60% of the time not even paying attention to the game. You dont insult me when you bring up my ROI% in a $10 sit and go. All you do is make me make a mental note that you area loser and $10 dollars is apparently a lot of money to you. Im going to mix another drink now. |
Then why play? Saying that you dont "trust" online poker and that you "despise" it pretty much just tells eeryone on this forum that you are horrible at cards. Ppl who lose online dont like it, the winner's love it. Stop crying. |
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alew22
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 17 Jan 2009
Posts: 1207
Location: Beantown
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| Rangfarl wrote: |
Ok, So after hearing all this nonsense about ROI % and listenting to all these losers use the word "Donk" or "Donkey" or "Noob" or any one of its equally annoying derivitives that little internet losers say, I finally decided to google what the hell a ROI% was and came across this forum.
First let me say that anyone who uses those words is lame. PERIOD. You just sound really lame and your not insulting anyone. You're really only insulting yourself and the noble Donkey along with you.
Now, as far as ROI % goes and Sharkscope or whatever its called: Really Really LAME. Nobody cares about thier ROI% except for you. The only thing it shows you is your Sit and Go and Tourny percentage. It has nothing to do with your poker game. And no, no matter how many times you have won with 3-9 suited, the fact that its suited does not make it any less crappy of a hand DESPITE what my ROI% is.
I would like to take this time to say that I despise internet poker. Its terrible and I personally dont trust the internet when gambling large sums of money. I play on FTP simply to amuse myself when I am doing other things. Lets face it. If you see me on a $10 sit and go I dont care about winning. Im probably drunk, watching a movie, and waiting for the little *DING* on my computer to tell me its my turn to play. Hell, with the free interntet at my pub I bring my laptop and sit in a KO tourny while shooting pool and basically the person closest to the laptop plays when its my turn. The bottom line is, there are thousands and thousands of people like me who care nothing for those little petty $10 sit and gos and like me will gladly turn off the laptop right in the middle of playing upon hearing the ring of thier cellphone to meet thier friends for a drink. I am in fact playing in a $6.50 sit and go right now as I type this.
This is getting long so I would like to end this now by saying that basically you are PAYING a website to provide to you the ROI of people who are 60% of the time not even paying attention to the game. You dont insult me when you bring up my ROI% in a $10 sit and go. All you do is make me make a mental note that you area loser and $10 dollars is apparently a lot of money to you. Im going to mix another drink now. |
Then why play? Saying that you dont "trust" online poker and that you "despise" it pretty much just tells eeryone on this forum that you are horrible at cards. Ppl who lose online dont like it, the winner's love it. Stop crying. |
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lurgertor
Royal Flush
Joined: 04 Jun 2008
Posts: 730
Location: Riskville
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| Then why play? Saying that you dont "trust" online poker and that you "despise" it pretty much just tells eeryone on this forum that you are horrible at cards. Ppl who lose online dont like it, the winner's love it. Stop crying. |
It is possible that OP is only bad at online poker, because some people are great live, but suck online, they take different skills afterall. |
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