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What should I have done
Stand up and congratulate her for outplaying me
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Call her a donkey and walk away knowing that if she keeps playing me like this I'll make tons of her chips
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Hit her with a chair WWE style
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Stand up and offer a drink to the person who busts her
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jjpregler
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Joined: 17 May 2006
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 10:37 am    Post subject: What would you do Reply with quote

Last night, I played in a live tournament. To the right of me was sitting a LPP. She likes to limp and see every flop. Our first run in happened when the table folded to her in the SB and I was in the BB. She limped, I had big slick so I raise. She folds. Later in the tournament, I get AQs UTG. I raised and everyone folded to her in the BB. She folds disgustingly and says "I'm not taking this crap from you anymore." Next hand everyone folds to the button who limps, she limps and I have big slick again. So I raise. Button folds. She flips the call into the pot. Anyway, she called with 23o and caught two pair while I caught an A and flipped them up with "take that." So now I'm down to about 9 BB. I get TT two hands later and she calls me with Q7 and flops 778.
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BOYNAMEDSUE
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

When I bust in a live tourney I:

1. Say, "Good luck everyone", and "Nice hand" [i](if it's warranted) It's usually not.
2. Get up and leave. (No shaking hands, it's stupid)
3. Lay low for a few minutes.
4. Urinate on the back of the person who busted me.
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jjpregler
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I usually say nice hand or nice game, but I couldn't here. There was no way I can congratulate idiot plays like this.
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shweta
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Joined: 01 Sep 2005
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would have first vomitted on the felt and said "that's how I feel about the play at this table". Then I would have drop pants and went #2 on her lap and said "Take that!"...and then I would skip out of the place singing christmas carols so in case they decide to arrest me, I can claim insanity.
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