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clamper13
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:34 am    Post subject: I surrender! Reply with quote

Warning, those of you who dislike lousy players whining about how unlucly they are, read no further. I'm just letting off steam.

[whine]

Time to wave the white flag?

18 months running like this, -$3,400, no end in sight.

I've tried to keep learning, adjust my play, and help little old ladies across the street, but I can't seem to overcome this.

There is something fundamentally wrong in my approach, and I cannot fathom what it is.

It seems that I flat-out can't extract value from my playable hands. I either raise too much and they fold, or they call, and I either completely mis-read them or, I'm spot-on, and they suck out.

I'll usually grind a small profit for an hour or so, study my opponents, looking for opportunities. Then usually in the span of an orbit or two, the wheels fall off.

Argh!

PokerStars Game #17346876053: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/05/11 - 01:58:26 (ET)
Table 'Danae II' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 2: ChessMstrBB3 ($21.95 in chips)
Seat 3: Acesup6687 ($16.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Clamper13 ($26.25 in chips)
Seat 5: Lif3 ($17.95 in chips)
Seat 6: riemara ($5.75 in chips)
Seat 7: !GO_OILERS!! ($6.55 in chips)
Seat 8: Florinda ($46.05 in chips)
Seat 9: Crestryder ($21.80 in chips)
Lif3: posts small blind $0.10
riemara: posts big blind $0.25
TrIpPiN_bDc: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Clamper13 [Qc Qh]
!GO_OILERS!!: folds
Florinda: calls $0.25
Crestryder: folds
ChessMstrBB3: calls $0.25
Acesup6687: folds
Clamper13: raises $0.75 to $1
Lif3: folds
riemara: folds
Florinda: calls $0.75
ChessMstrBB3: folds
*** FLOP *** [2c Kc 7c]
Florinda: checks
Clamper13: checks
*** TURN *** [2c Kc 7c] [Kd]
Florinda: bets $2
Clamper13: calls $2
*** RIVER *** [2c Kc 7c Kd] [4c]
Florinda: bets $5.75
Clamper13: calls $5.75
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Florinda: shows [3c Ac] (a flush, Ace high)
Clamper13: mucks hand
Florinda collected $17.25 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $18.10 | Rake $0.85
Board [2c Kc 7c Kd 4c]
Seat 2: ChessMstrBB3 folded before Flop
Seat 3: Acesup6687 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Clamper13 (button) mucked [Qc Qh]
Seat 5: Lif3 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: riemara (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: !GO_OILERS!! folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Florinda showed [3c Ac] and won ($17.25) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: Crestryder folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #17346887206: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/05/11 - 01:59:21 (ET)
Table 'Danae II' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 2: ChessMstrBB3 ($21.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Acesup6687 ($16.40 in chips)
Seat 4: Clamper13 ($17.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Lif3 ($17.85 in chips)
Seat 6: riemara ($5.50 in chips)
Seat 7: !GO_OILERS!! ($6.55 in chips)
Seat 8: Florinda ($54.55 in chips)
Seat 9: Crestryder ($21.80 in chips)
riemara: posts small blind $0.10
!GO_OILERS!!: posts big blind $0.25
TrIpPiN_bDc: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Clamper13 [Qd Qh]
Florinda: folds
Crestryder: folds
ChessMstrBB3: raises $0.50 to $0.75
Acesup6687: folds
Clamper13: raises $2.25 to $3
Lif3: folds
riemara: folds
!GO_OILERS!!: calls $2.75
ChessMstrBB3: folds
*** FLOP *** [Jc Qs 7s]
!GO_OILERS!!: bets $3.55 and is all-in
Clamper13: calls $3.55
*** TURN *** [Jc Qs 7s] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [Jc Qs 7s 3h] [9d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
!GO_OILERS!!: shows [Ts Ks] (a straight, Nine to King)
Clamper13: mucks hand
!GO_OILERS!! collected $13.30 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13.95 | Rake $0.65
Board [Jc Qs 7s 3h 9d]
Seat 2: ChessMstrBB3 folded before Flop
Seat 3: Acesup6687 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Clamper13 mucked [Qd Qh]
Seat 5: Lif3 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: riemara (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: !GO_OILERS!! (big blind) showed [Ts Ks] and won ($13.30) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 8: Florinda folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Crestryder folded before Flop (didn't bet)

PokerStars Game #17347011474: Hold'em No Limit ($0.10/$0.25) - 2008/05/11 - 02:09:27 (ET)
Table 'Danae II' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: TrIpPiN_bDc ($23.75 in chips)
Seat 2: Vlad_Draco ($28.70 in chips)
Seat 3: Acesup6687 ($25.95 in chips)
Seat 4: Clamper13 ($5.95 in chips)
Seat 5: Nutflush45 ($4.70 in chips)
Seat 7: !GO_OILERS!! ($11.35 in chips)
Seat 8: Florinda ($52.30 in chips)
Seat 9: aulap ($14.25 in chips)
Clamper13: posts small blind $0.10
Nutflush45: posts big blind $0.25
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Clamper13 [Ac Ks]
!GO_OILERS!!: folds
Florinda: raises $0.50 to $0.75
aulap: folds
TrIpPiN_bDc: folds
Vlad_Draco: folds
Acesup6687: folds
Clamper13: calls $0.65
Nutflush45: raises $3.95 to $4.70 and is all-in
Florinda: calls $3.95
DNVDVS joins the table at seat #6
Clamper13: calls $3.95
*** FLOP *** [Ad 8h 9d]
Clamper13: bets $1.25 and is all-in
Florinda: calls $1.25
*** TURN *** [Ad 8h 9d] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 8h 9d Qs] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Clamper13: shows [Ac Ks] (a pair of Aces)
Florinda: mucks hand
Clamper13 collected $2.45 from side pot
Nutflush45: shows [Jh Ts] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Nutflush45 collected $13.40 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $16.60 Main pot $13.40. Side pot $2.45. | Rake $0.75
Board [Ad 8h 9d Qs 3s]
Seat 1: TrIpPiN_bDc folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Vlad_Draco folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Acesup6687 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Clamper13 (small blind) showed [Ac Ks] and won ($2.45) with a pair of Aces
Seat 5: Nutflush45 (big blind) showed [Jh Ts] and won ($13.40) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 7: !GO_OILERS!! folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Florinda mucked [5d 5c]
Seat 9: aulap folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[/whine]
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mgodd
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should try out your mod powers on Full Tilt instead imo.
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clamper13
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mgodd wrote:
You should try out your mod powers on Full Tilt instead imo.


Okay.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6369571507: Table czee2212 (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:42:45 ET - 2008/05/11
Seat 1: john77130 ($4.15)
Seat 2: Kieto Warden ($10.35)
Seat 4: UndeadTilDeath ($7.85)
Seat 5: Clamper13 ($13.90)
Seat 6: fishfishfish0 ($2.85)
john77130 posts the small blind of $0.05
Kieto Warden posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Clamper13 [Ac Js]
UndeadTilDeath folds
Clamper13 raises to $0.30
fishfishfish0 calls $0.30
john77130 folds
Kieto Warden calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [Jd 4c Qh]
Kieto Warden checks
Clamper13 bets $0.75
fishfishfish0 calls $0.75
Kieto Warden folds
*** TURN *** [Jd 4c Qh] [8s]
Clamper13 checks
fishfishfish0 bets $1.80, and is all in
Clamper13 calls $1.80
fishfishfish0 shows [Tc Jh]
Clamper13 shows [Ac Js]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 4c Qh 8s] [Td]
fishfishfish0 shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
Clamper13 shows a pair of Jacks
fishfishfish0 wins the pot ($5.45) with two pair, Jacks and Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6.05 | Rake $0.60
Board: [Jd 4c Qh 8s Td]
Seat 1: john77130 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Kieto Warden (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: UndeadTilDeath didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Clamper13 showed [Ac Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: fishfishfish0 (button) showed [Tc Jh] and won ($5.45) with two pair, Jacks and Tens
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:54 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

clamper13 wrote:
mgodd wrote:
You should try out your mod powers on Full Tilt instead imo.


Okay.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6369571507: Table czee2212 (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:42:45 ET - 2008/05/11
Seat 1: john77130 ($4.15)
Seat 2: Kieto Warden ($10.35)
Seat 4: UndeadTilDeath ($7.85)
Seat 5: Clamper13 ($13.90)
Seat 6: fishfishfish0 ($2.85)
john77130 posts the small blind of $0.05
Kieto Warden posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Clamper13 [Ac Js]
UndeadTilDeath folds
Clamper13 raises to $0.30
fishfishfish0 calls $0.30
john77130 folds
Kieto Warden calls $0.20
*** FLOP *** [Jd 4c Qh]
Kieto Warden checks
Clamper13 bets $0.75
fishfishfish0 calls $0.75
Kieto Warden folds
*** TURN *** [Jd 4c Qh] [8s]
Clamper13 checks
fishfishfish0 bets $1.80, and is all in
Clamper13 calls $1.80
fishfishfish0 shows [Tc Jh]
Clamper13 shows [Ac Js]
*** RIVER *** [Jd 4c Qh 8s] [Td]
fishfishfish0 shows two pair, Jacks and Tens
Clamper13 shows a pair of Jacks
fishfishfish0 wins the pot ($5.45) with two pair, Jacks and Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $6.05 | Rake $0.60
Board: [Jd 4c Qh 8s Td]
Seat 1: john77130 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Kieto Warden (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 4: UndeadTilDeath didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Clamper13 showed [Ac Js] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: fishfishfish0 (button) showed [Tc Jh] and won ($5.45) with two pair, Jacks and Tens

Give Rick a shout...he should be able to take off the doomswitch for ya Wink
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clamper13
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

mgodd wrote:
Give Rick a shout...he should be able to take off the doomswitch for ya Wink


I'll shoot for a super-user account. Smile
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clamper13
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Or just shoot myself.

Full Tilt Poker Game #6369698872: Table czee2212 (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:03:02 ET - 2008/05/11
Seat 1: SOUTHPAW 16 ($11.15)
Seat 2: Kieto Warden ($11.20)
Seat 4: UndeadTilDeath ($7.60)
Seat 5: Clamper13 ($11.95)
Seat 6: CELTICBROWN ($9.30)
Clamper13 posts the small blind of $0.05
CELTICBROWN posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Clamper13 [7d 8c]
SOUTHPAW 16 calls $0.10
Kieto Warden folds
UndeadTilDeath folds
Clamper13 calls $0.05
CELTICBROWN checks
*** FLOP *** [9s 8s Th]
Clamper13 bets $0.20
CELTICBROWN raises to $0.90
SOUTHPAW 16 folds
Clamper13 calls $0.70
*** TURN *** [9s 8s Th] [5c]
Clamper13 checks
CELTICBROWN bets $2.10
Clamper13 calls $2.10
*** RIVER *** [9s 8s Th 5c] [6c]
Clamper13 bets $2
CELTICBROWN raises to $4
Clamper13 calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CELTICBROWN shows [Jh Qc] a straight, Queen high
Clamper13 mucks
CELTICBROWN wins the pot ($13.30) with a straight, Queen high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $14.30 | Rake $1
Board: [9s 8s Th 5c 6c]
Seat 1: SOUTHPAW 16 folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Kieto Warden didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: UndeadTilDeath (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Clamper13 (small blind) mucked [7d 8c] - a straight, Ten high
Seat 6: CELTICBROWN (big blind) showed [Jh Qc] and won ($13.30) with a straight, Queen high
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bang!

Does anyone else sense a self-exclusion coming?

Full Tilt Poker Game #6369724656: Table czee2212 (6 max) - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 4:07:19 ET - 2008/05/11
Seat 1: SOUTHPAW 16 ($11.20)
Seat 2: Kieto Warden ($9.85)
Seat 4: UndeadTilDeath ($7.75)
Seat 5: Clamper13 ($4.60)
Seat 6: CELTICBROWN ($16.45)
SOUTHPAW 16 posts the small blind of $0.05
Kieto Warden posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Clamper13 [Qh Jc]
UndeadTilDeath folds
Clamper13 calls $0.10
SOUTHPAW 16 calls $0.05
Kieto Warden raises to $0.20
Clamper13 calls $0.10
SOUTHPAW 16 calls $0.10
*** FLOP *** [7h 4h Jd]
SOUTHPAW 16 checks
Kieto Warden bets $0.20
Clamper13 calls $0.20
SOUTHPAW 16 calls $0.20
*** TURN *** [7h 4h Jd] [Ts]
SOUTHPAW 16 checks
Kieto Warden bets $0.30
Clamper13 calls $0.30
SOUTHPAW 16 folds
*** RIVER *** [7h 4h Jd Ts] [Th]
Kieto Warden has 15 seconds left to act
Kieto Warden bets $2
Clamper13 raises to $3.90, and is all in
Kieto Warden calls $1.90
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Clamper13 shows [Qh Jc] two pair, Jacks and Tens
Kieto Warden shows [Jh Js] a full house, Jacks full of Tens
Kieto Warden wins the pot ($8.65) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
Clamper13 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $9.60 | Rake $0.95
Board: [7h 4h Jd Ts Th]
Seat 1: SOUTHPAW 16 (small blind) folded on the Turn
Seat 2: Kieto Warden (big blind) showed [Jh Js] and won ($8.65) with a full house, Jacks full of Tens
Seat 4: UndeadTilDeath didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: Clamper13 (button) showed [Qh Jc] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Tens
Seat 6: CELTICBROWN is sitting out
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mgodd
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 3:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sad
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StevieWard
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 6:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Please tell me you havnt $3k + playing at these stakes? I presume you have had to drop and drop and drop?

If so, after 18 months I think you should maybe quit poker and try another game.
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