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Captain Japple
Royal Flush
Joined: 15 Feb 2008
Posts: 580
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 Posted: Wed May 14, 2008 7:02 pm Post subject: The 2nd most stupid thing I've ever done here |
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I was distracted, my dog ran away, my other dog was humping my leg, my wife was naggin at me, I was hungry, THE SUN WAS IN MY EYES.
I went back to look at the hand and saw my complete stupidity. On the flop I saw the trey, and was blinfolded to my hole cards from then on. All I could see was his flush, or possibly a straight.
Have a laugh at my expense, I deserve it.
( I did take 2nd for $)
Full Tilt Poker Game #6416819649: $5 + $0.50 Sit & Go (48800264), Table 1 - 80/160 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:59:51 ET - 2008/05/14
Seat 2: Captain Japple (4,500)
Seat 6: atlanta1290 (3,720)
Seat 7: Stever2 (5,280)
Captain Japple posts the small blind of 80
atlanta1290 posts the big blind of 160
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Captain Japple [Qd 5d]
Stever2 folds
Captain Japple calls 80
atlanta1290 checks
*** FLOP *** [5h Kd 5c]
Captain Japple has 15 seconds left to act
Captain Japple checks
atlanta1290 checks
*** TURN *** [5h Kd 5c] [Jc]
Captain Japple bets 160
atlanta1290 calls 160
*** RIVER *** [5h Kd 5c Jc] [Qc]
Captain Japple bets 480
atlanta1290 raises to 3,400, and is all in
Captain Japple has 15 seconds left to act
Captain Japple has requested TIME
Captain Japple folds
Uncalled bet of 2,920 returned to atlanta1290
atlanta1290 mucks
atlanta1290 wins the pot (1,600)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,600 | Rake 0
Board: [5h Kd 5c Jc Qc]
Seat 2: Captain Japple (small blind) folded on the River
Seat 6: atlanta1290 (big blind) collected (1,600), mucked
Seat 7: Stever2 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Don't ask about the first thing. I'll never tell. |
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Flying_Kiwi
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 03 Sep 2006
Posts: 6525
Location: somewhere spacific
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| Just tell yourself he probably had JJ anyway. Good fold. But we all really want to know - what did you eat to cure the hunger? Was it lunch of dinner? Do you have a recipe? |
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Badlydrawnboy
Flush
Joined: 28 Jan 2008
Posts: 127
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| Captain Japple folds |
Great laydown. 
I once folded QQ on a completely dry flop. I don't know why, I was suddenly scared my opponent had AA, KK or trips. That was one of my most stupid actions... |
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mgodd
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 31 Dec 2007
Posts: 1210
Location: North Carolina
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ripped 247
Royal Flush
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 537
Location: Melbourne, Australia
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The funniest thing was that you 'requested time' to think about it.
LOL we all have these momentary lapses and all you can do is laugh. |
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Ozzy52
Royal Flush
Joined: 17 Apr 2008
Posts: 641
Location: Living in interesting times, unfortunately.
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That has to be one of the most painful things i have witnessed. At least on FTP, if you have a brain meltdown, you can log out and hide behind something till the pain goes away. She had to sit there with all them eyes on her.
I would have faked a hemmorrage and jitterbugged out the door.
On a personal note, on saturday got drunk.
Flopped quad A's first hand.
Got so caught up in what a world class player I am and how soon I would be retiring to Maui, with my poker fortune.
2nd hand, brainfarted and called myself down to 50 chips with poop.
Did NOT muck. 
Actual quote from the table :- Dude how fuicking stupid are you?
Sat there for next 4 hands red raw from shame. 
Went away for a bit.
I guess your only as clever as your last decision. |
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Perfect H
Two Pair
Joined: 20 Apr 2008
Posts: 60
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omg that movie is just priceless  |
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