Online Poker Forum - MVP's personal Bad Beat Thread

[Manchvegaspwn]

Hate to clog this section with what is surely going to be pages and pages and pages of 100BB+ pots of AA cracked, non stop barrage of FT bubbles in high stakes MTTs, but my backer is getting sick of me sending him all the HH's of doom so I have to post them somewhere after they happen or I go on mega life tilt. Therefore, I will be posting them here, Feel free to read or comment, but this basically is for my own benefit, and self pity. -MVP

[MPMTL]

Instead of making my own badbeat thread, I might have to rent some space out in this one lol ... I apologize in advance

[itsldog]

Ya, your stats are average I guess. Just follow my lead kid. Haha but for real, since you're making this pointless (almost) thread, I'm going to ask you some pointless questions.

How long did it take you to become profitable in online poker?

Do you play live games as well?

Are you a full time player or just part time (do you have a job basically?)

Did you learn online or live?

Are you backed on multiple sites?

Is your investor a rich *** hole or a decent poker player as well?

Want to have my man children?

Thanks

[sixandfour]

I just got the wifey a Pontiac G6, while we're on the subject of pointless posts.

[Manchvegaspwn]

[itsldog]

[quote="Manchvegaspwn"]

[Manchvegaspwn]

he outright won the 750k, chopped the sunday mill 3 handed, and lost HU but two 6-figure scores in the same day is an accomplishment shared by few in the online poker world.

[Manchvegaspwn]

Full Tilt Poker Game #14547642889: $10,000 Guarantee (Rebuy) (106784754), Table 144 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:11:33 ET - 2009/09/07
Seat 1: mylastshot (5,180)
Seat 2: ManchVegasPwn (2,500)
Seat 3: paulics (3,975)
Seat 4: Ach-so-ist-das (5,960)
Seat 5: SIOUXperWarrior (1,475)
Seat 6: DouweEgbert (3,525)
SIOUXperWarrior posts the small blind of 25
DouweEgbert posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ManchVegasPwn [Kd Ks]
mylastshot folds
ManchVegasPwn raises to 150
paulics folds
Ach-so-ist-das folds
SIOUXperWarrior calls 125
DouweEgbert raises to 600
ManchVegasPwn raises to 2,500, and is all in
SIOUXperWarrior calls 1,325, and is all in
DouweEgbert calls 1,900
ManchVegasPwn shows [Kd Ks]
SIOUXperWarrior shows [Kc 4c]
DouweEgbert shows [Qc Qs]
*** FLOP *** [Jh Qh 5h]
*** TURN *** [Jh Qh 5h] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Jh Qh 5h Jc] [8h]
ManchVegasPwn shows two pair, Kings and Jacks
DouweEgbert shows a full house, Queens full of Jacks
DouweEgbert wins the side pot (2,050) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks
SIOUXperWarrior shows a pair of Jacks
DouweEgbert wins the main pot (4,425) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks
ManchVegasPwn adds 3,000
SIOUXperWarrior adds 3,000
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,475 Main pot 4,425. Side pot 2,050. | Rake 0
Board: [Jh Qh 5h Jc 8h]
Seat 1: mylastshot didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ManchVegasPwn showed [Kd Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Jacks
Seat 3: paulics didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: Ach-so-ist-das (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: SIOUXperWarrior (small blind) showed [Kc 4c] and lost with a pair of Jacks
Seat 6: DouweEgbert (big blind) showed [Qc Qs] and won (6,475) with a full house, Queens full of Jacks

[Manchvegaspwn]

its still early in my sesh so the first few are gonna be std, boring hands at the early-ish levels of tourneys... but stay tuned.

[vargas637]

set over set imo

[Manchvegaspwn]

Full Tilt Poker Game #14548668167: $24 + $2 KO Sit & Go (106944448), Table 8 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:01:25 ET - 2009/09/07
Seat 1: FoldorElse (3,195)
Seat 2: ManchVegasPwn (3,095)
Seat 3: TBG406 (2,490)
Seat 4: nowhere2be (1,200)
Seat 5: kingriver321 (5,980)
Seat 6: jlnjf55 (2,000)
Seat 8: seebass74 (16,260)
Seat 9: Caxambas (2,715)
kingriver321 posts the small blind of 50
jlnjf55 posts the big blind of 100
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ManchVegasPwn [Kh Kc]
seebass74 raises to 400
Caxambas folds
FoldorElse folds
ManchVegasPwn has 15 seconds left to act
ManchVegasPwn raises to 3,095, and is all in
TBG406 folds
nowhere2be folds
kingriver321 has 15 seconds left to act
kingriver321 folds
jlnjf55 folds
seebass74 has 15 seconds left to act
seebass74 has requested TIME
seebass74 calls 2,695
ManchVegasPwn shows [Kh Kc]
seebass74 shows [Td As]
*** FLOP *** [5c Ac 6d]
*** TURN *** [5c Ac 6d] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [5c Ac 6d 2h] [Ad]
ManchVegasPwn shows two pair, Aces and Kings
seebass74 shows three of a kind, Aces
seebass74 wins the pot (6,340) with three of a kind, Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6,340 | Rake 0
Board: [5c Ac 6d 2h Ad]
Seat 1: FoldorElse didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: ManchVegasPwn showed [Kh Kc] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 3: TBG406 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: nowhere2be (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: kingriver321 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: jlnjf55 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: seebass74 showed [Td As] and won (6,340) with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: Caxambas didn't bet (folded)

[dino210]

I have a good method for dealing with this stuff:

- Get yourself a good pillow; one that won't fall apart easily.

- Hold the pillow with both hands

- Start to hit the pillow as hard as you can. Should the pillow try to surrender, start a strangling attack. Throw in a few scenic wrestling moves in when your pet is watching.

- Put the pillow back in the corerct position and get back to your game.

That is pretty much what I do ( except for the wrestling moves )

[Manchvegaspwn]

PokerStars Game #32577288291: Tournament #193236671, $100+$9 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2009/09/07 20:22:48 ET
Table '193236671 11' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: Belabacsi (5910 in chips)
Seat 2: Bo0sh79 (5090 in chips)
Seat 3: palms22 (1957 in chips)
Seat 4: Gladi3 (3078 in chips)
Seat 5: galasdog (6181 in chips)
Seat 6: Mr nOmadsen (4420 in chips)
Seat 7: Fulltiltfold (2175 in chips)
Seat 8: xxCelticFCxx (2198 in chips)
Seat 9: NeverScaredB (3691 in chips)
galasdog: posts small blind 100
Mr nOmadsen: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Qc Qs]
Fulltiltfold: folds
xxCelticFCxx: folds
NeverScaredB: folds
Belabacsi: folds
Bo0sh79: raises 280 to 480
palms22: raises 1477 to 1957 and is all-in
Gladi3: folds
galasdog: folds
Mr nOmadsen: folds
Bo0sh79: calls 1477
*** FLOP *** [Ad 9h 3d]
*** TURN *** [Ad 9h 3d] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 9h 3d Jc] [7h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Bo0sh79: shows [Qc Qs] (a pair of Queens)
palms22: shows [Js Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
palms22 collected 4214 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4214 | Rake 0
Board [Ad 9h 3d Jc 7h]
Seat 1: Belabacsi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Bo0sh79 showed [Qc Qs] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 3: palms22 showed [Js Jh] and won (4214) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 4: Gladi3 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: galasdog (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: Mr nOmadsen (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: Fulltiltfold folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: xxCelticFCxx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: NeverScaredB folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Manchvegaspwn]

PokerStars Game #32577312933: Tournament #193236621, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2009/09/07 20:23:31 ET
Table '193236621 47' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Bo0sh79 (2630 in chips)
Seat 2: Fares420 (6970 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 3: Fare-AK (12684 in chips)
Seat 4: El_Mental (9951 in chips)
Seat 5: CH1PS1LUV (10967 in chips)
Seat 6: TexusT (7830 in chips)
Fares420: posts small blind 50
Fare-AK: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Hero [Ah As]
El_Mental: raises 200 to 300
CH1PS1LUV: folds
TexusT: folds
TexusT said, "sorry"
Bo0sh79: raises 500 to 800
Fares420: folds
Fare-AK: folds
El_Mental: raises 3800 to 4600
Bo0sh79: calls 1830 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (1970) returned to El_Mental
*** FLOP *** [6s Kh Js]
*** TURN *** [6s Kh Js] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [6s Kh Js 8s] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
El_Mental: shows [6d 6h] (three of a kind, Sixes)
Bo0sh79: shows [Ah As] (a pair of Aces)
El_Mental collected 5410 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5410 | Rake 0
Board [6s Kh Js 8s 9h]
Seat 1: Bo0sh79 (button) showed [Ah As] and lost with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Fares420 (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: Fare-AK (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: El_Mental showed [6d 6h] and won (5410) with three of a kind, Sixes
Seat 5: CH1PS1LUV folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: TexusT folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[Manchvegaspwn]

Full Tilt Poker Game #14549203459: $75,000 Guarantee (106277685), Table 71 - 20/40 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:26:47 ET - 2009/09/07
Seat 1: ManchVegasPwn (2,910)
Seat 2: c8llingst8tion (2,775)
Seat 3: bmf823 (3,905)
Seat 4: MARSEL87 (3,235)
Seat 5: shindao (2,855)
Seat 6: GBecks (2,410)
Seat 7: Medoc12 (3,000)
Seat 8: -GROMOV DMITRY- (2,875)
Seat 9: 2scaredtobluff (2,580)
shindao posts the small blind of 20
GBecks posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ManchVegasPwn [Ks Kd]
Medoc12 folds
-GROMOV DMITRY- folds
2scaredtobluff raises to 80
ManchVegasPwn raises to 240
c8llingst8tion folds
bmf823 folds
MARSEL87 folds
shindao folds
GBecks folds
2scaredtobluff calls 160
*** FLOP *** [7s 3d 4c]
2scaredtobluff checks
ManchVegasPwn bets 320
2scaredtobluff raises to 640
ManchVegasPwn has 15 seconds left to act
ManchVegasPwn has requested TIME
ManchVegasPwn raises to 2,670, and is all in
2scaredtobluff calls 1,700, and is all in
ManchVegasPwn shows [Ks Kd]
2scaredtobluff shows [7h 7c]
Uncalled bet of 330 returned to ManchVegasPwn
*** TURN *** [7s 3d 4c] [As]
*** RIVER *** [7s 3d 4c As] [2d]
ManchVegasPwn shows a pair of Kings
2scaredtobluff shows three of a kind, Sevens
2scaredtobluff wins the pot (5,220) with three of a kind, Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,220 | Rake 0
Board: [7s 3d 4c As 2d]
Seat 1: ManchVegasPwn showed [Ks Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 2: c8llingst8tion didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: bmf823 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: MARSEL87 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: shindao (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: GBecks (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: Medoc12 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: -GROMOV DMITRY- didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: 2scaredtobluff showed [7h 7c] and won (5,220) with three of a kind, Sevens