Online Poker Forum at Full Tilt Poker   FAQ   Search    Register   Profile  Log in to check your private messages  Log in  Online Poker Forum - Full Tilt is Rigged and I have proof Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5          Online Poker Forum Home -> Poker Stories Author Message tiltdad High Card Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 13 Location: NYC Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 8:46 am    Post subject: Re: yep scam fletch_smf wrote: foldemfedero wrote: This site should be investigated. its the biggest scam out there.I have never played on a site so bad. It goes to show you online sites get away with anything. foldemfedero ties for the pot (1,225) with a full house, Threes full of Eights *** SUMMARY *** Total pot 2,450 | Rake 0 Board: [3s 8d 3h 8c 3c] Seat 1: thejenny (big blind) showed [7d As] and won (1,225) with a full house, Threes full of Eights Seat 2: foldemfedero (small blind) showed [5h 5d] and won (1,225) with a full house, Threes full of Eights You're right. It is impossible for the board to show the best 5 card hand and for everyone in the hand to split the pot. Impossible. Hey, you can play your 5's if you want and win 0% of the pot. Back to top beanpot Straight Joined: 02 Feb 2008 Posts: 109 Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:58 am    Post subject: OK missjugsalot, I have traveled a lot (military) trained with the most elite combat troops from 4 different countries and am 60 years old. Of course I have been retired for many years now. I have never even heard the term 'Wank'. I am serious, what is a 'wank'? I also worshipped dogs for many years until I was diagnosed with dyslexia.. Love the legs though.. Think I might need stirupps for those.. Beanpot Back to top KrisC19 High Card Joined: 22 Aug 2008 Posts: 8 Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:17 am    Post subject: the person who posted this needs sex, Back to top MarkGreb Message Board Junkie Joined: 29 Jun 2005 Posts: 1290 Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:11 am    Post subject: beanpot wrote: OK missjugsalot, I have traveled a lot (military) trained with the most elite combat troops from 4 different countries and am 60 years old. Of course I have been retired for many years now. I have never even heard the term 'Wank'. I am serious, what is a 'wank'? I also worshipped dogs for many years until I was diagnosed with dyslexia.. Love the legs though.. Think I might need stirupps for those.. Beanpot Seriously? Here's list of things that mean the same thing(I think I removed the truly dirty ones): Abusing the usual suspect Angry fist action Answer the bone-a-phone Assault on a friendly weapon Backstroke roulette Baiting your hook Ball off Batting practice Bash the bishop Bash the candle Beat off Beat your hog Beating the bait Beating the bishop Beating the dummy Beating the snake Beating the stick Beating your meat Being your own best friend Belt your hog Blanket drill, The Bleed the lizard Bleed the weed Blessing the alter boy Blow Your load Bludgeon the beefsteak Bop the baloney Bop the boa Bop the hog Boppin' your bologna Box the Jesuit Boxing the clown Buckin' it Buffing the banana Buffing the wood Burping the worm Bust a nut Butter your corn Cajun clown f@cking Calling down for more mayo Calling genie Cast off Chafing the weasel Changing your oil Charm the cobra Chicken milking Choking Charlie 'till he throws up Choke the sheriff and wait for the posse to come Choke Kojak Choke the bishop Choke the chicken Cleaning out the rope Cleaning the pipes Cleaning the rifle Clubbing Eddy Clubbing the dolphin Coax the cajones Coming to grips with yourself Couch hockey for one Cough your filthy yogurt Cracking one off Cracking the fat Crank the Shank Cranking Creaming the banana Crown the king Cuff the carrot Cuff the governor Cuffing the puppy Date Rosey Palm and her five daughters Dating Miss Michigan Detoxifying the puppy Devil's handshake Diddle yourself Dishonorable discharge Doing the knuckle shuffle on your piss pump Dong flogging Doodle your noodle Drain the dragon Drain the monster Drain the vein Drip the pickle Drop off a load Drubbing the dolphin Eberting Siskel Fapping Fertilizing the Lawn Fetch the bagel dog Fiddle the ferret Fight your turkey Firm your worm Fist f@ck Fist kabobing Fist your mister Five against one Five finger knuckle shuffle Five knuckle olympics Flog yourself Flogging the bishop Flogging the dolphin Flogging your dong Flogging your log Flong your dong Flute solo Flying a kite Fondle the fig Freeing the willies Friction therapy Frig yourself Frigging the love muscle F@ck Mary Fist Gallop the antelope Get a hold of yourself Get your nuts off Getting in touch with your manhood Getting in touch with yourself Getting to know yourself Getting your caps peeled Gherkin jerkin' Giving it a tug Giving oneself a "low-five" Giving the John **** Grease the pipe Greasing your bone Grip your dip Grooming your junior Hack the hog Ham shank Hand dancing Hand jive Hand job Handle yourself Hands on training Hand to gland combat Hand to hand combat with the purple helmeted warrior Hand work Having a pull Having a roy Have it off Have one off the wrist Heating up the hot dog Hitchhike under the big top Hitching to Heaven Hit the ham Holding all the cards Holding your sausage hostage Hone your bone Hump your fist Hump your hose Humpin' air Interrogating the witness Ironing some wrinkles Jack hammer Jackin' the beanstalk Jag off Jazz yourself Jerk the gherkin Jerk the Johnson Jibbin' Jiggle the jewelry Jimmying your Joey Juggling the javelin Keep the census down Kick one out Killing kittens Killing the beast Knock the top off Knuckle shuffle Launching the hand shuttle Leakin' the main drain Living by the fat of the hand Lizard milking Loping your mule Lynching the one-eyed monster Makin' gravy for the biscuit Making the bald guy puke Making nut butter Making yogurt Mangle the midget Manipulate the mango Manual exercise Manual override Manual pollution Masonic secret self handshake Massage the muscle Massage the purple-headed warrior Menage a moi Milking the bull Milking the lizard Milking the monkey Milkywaying Molding hot plastic Muscling up Nerk your throbber Oil the glove Oiling the pogo stick Onanism One handed clapping One handed humpty hump love pump, The One handed rodeo, The One-legged race, The One man show One man tug-o-war One man wrestling One man's game Pack your palm Paddle the pickle Paint the pickle Paint the walls Pat the Robertson Peel the banana Peel the carrot Peter beater Petting the dog Playing with Susie Palm and her five friends Playing with the noodle Play pocket pool Play the organ Play the pisser Play the p*ss pipe Play the skin flute Play the stand-up organ Playing with the snake Playing your instrument Play with yourself Plunk your twanger Pocket pinball Pocket pool Pokin' the palm Polish the bishop Polish the chrome dome Polish the helmet Polish the rocket Polish the sword Polish your bayonet Polish your helmet Polish your piece Polishing the banister Polishing the cue stick Popping the porpoise Pound off Pound your flounder Pound your p*ss pump Pound your pomegranate Pounding your pud Preemptive infanticide Private arm exercise Prod the peepee Promoting carpal-tunnel syndrome Pudwhacking Pud wrestling Pull the root Pull off Pull your pud Pull your pudding Pull yourself off Pulling the goalie Pulling the p*ss pump Pulling the pole Pulling the pope Pulling the pud Pulling the taffy Pulling the wire Pulling your pickle Pump your pickle Pumping for pleasure Pumping for power Pumping the python Pumping your gas at self-service island Punchin' the clown Punchin' the munchkin Punishing Percy Punishing the bishop Punishing the priest Punishing the Evil Merchant Ram the ham Releasing the hostages Ricky boxing Ride the great white knuckler Ringing the bell Rolling the fleshy blunt Roman helmet rhumba Ropin' the long horn Rope the pony Roughing up the suspect Rounding up the tadpoles Rub off Rub one out Rub the unicorn's horn Rubbing Peter to pay Paula Run off a batch Saluting the general Sanding the main mast Shaking hands with the unemployed Shlackin' the glacknoid Scraping the carrot Scratching the itch Seasoning your meat Self-love Sending out the troops Setting sail with Captain Thumb on the USS Hand Sex with your best friend Shag off Shaking hands with Abe Lincoln Shaking hands with shorty Shaking hands with the governor Shaking hands with the unemployed Shake the snake Shaking the tree Shifting gears Shine your pole Shining the helmet Shining the torpedo Shooting enemies Shooting practice Shooting putty at the moon Shooting Sherman Shooting without scoring Shower spank Shucking Bubba Shucking the corn Simple infanticide Slam the hammer Slammin' the salami Slappin' pappy Slapping the clown Slapping Uncle Willy Slap boxing the one-eyed champ Slap my happy sacs Slap the salami Slapping the cyclops Slapping your chub Slinging jelly Sloppy Joe's last stand Sloppy sign language Smacking the snake Smite the dragon Snap the monkey Snap the whip Snapping your carrot Solitary sin, The Spank the frank Spank your monkey Spear chucking Spit-shine the purple helmet Splurtin' the spladder bladder Spreading the mayo Spunk the monk Squeeze the cream from the flesh twinkie Squeeze the lemon Squeezing the tube of toothpaste Squeezing the burrito Stall clapping Stir the soup Strangling the snake Strangling the Wonka Stroke off Stroke the stallion Stroke your poke Stroking it Stroking your goat Stroke your poker Tadpole rodeo, The Taking a core sample Taking a shake break Taking advantage of yourself Taking Herman to the circus Taking Little Johnny dancing down at Knuckle Junction Tame the wild hog Taming of the shrew, The Tap the turkey Tease one out Tease the python Tease the weasel Tenderize the meat Tethering the blimp The erky jerk The sticky page rhumba Threading a needle Throttle the bottle Throw off a catch Throwin' down Thump the pump Tickle the Elmo Tickle the pickle Tickle your goodfoot Toss off Toss the boss Toss the midget Toss the turkey Touch off a batch of orphans Tugging the tapioca tube Tugging the tubesteak Tug of war with cyclops Tuning the antenna Turning on the ivory faucet Tussle with your muscle Twang your wire Tweek Uncorking the champagne Unwrapping the pepperoni Varnishing the cane Vinegar stroke Wailing Waking up your bro Walking the dog Walking Willie the one-eyed wonder worm Wang whacking W#nk(ing) W#nk the Willy Wonka Wanking the crank Waxing the dolphin Wax your Jackson Wax your weasel Wax your Willy Whack the bag Whack off Whack your tack Whacking the weed Whapping your wang Whip the cummy Whip your cripper Whipping the one-eyed wonder weasel Whipping the pony Whipping the window washer Whipping up a batch White water wristing Wiggling your worm Willy tickle Winding the Jack In The Box Wing it Wonk your conker Work one out Working a cramp out of your muscle Working your willy Wrestling Jimmy Wrestling the bald-headed champ Wrestling the bald-headed sumo Wrestling the eel Wring out your rope Wring your thing Wringing 'round the rosie Wrist aerobics Yahtzee Yank my doodle dandy Yank off Yank the yodel Yank your crank Yank your yam Zipper surfing From http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060824170022AAHwl3s Back to top missjugsalot Conservative Bomber Joined: 31 Oct 2006 Posts: 1471 Location: Land of the free, because of the brave Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:46 pm    Post subject: thanks mark, you saved me a lot of typing.Varnishing the cane,lmao. ps did you see the pic i posted for you, beanpot? Back to top tiltdad High Card Joined: 22 Jun 2005 Posts: 13 Location: NYC Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 12:53 pm    Post subject: LOL the forum s/w highlighted poker in 'stroke your poker', heh Back to top chiasson323 Two Pair Joined: 30 Aug 2008 Posts: 54 Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:20 pm    Post subject: Well, i'm a little new to fulltilt, a couple months, not so new to poker... the whole thing about being rigged, maybe some screen shots or something can help your case. I play here and there at Foxwoods WPT room, and you see the same exact beats there as you would here. I hear a lot of people say stuff like "only on full tilt" or "rigged game" what are you all saying at the casino? The deck is stacked? I guess all I wanted to do was add my 2 cents to this topic, and tell you some ammunition for the gun will help your shot in your case. Back to top Riddim Moderator Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 8492 Location: Sweden Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 12:43 pm    Post subject: I don't know how this thread stayed open this long. Rigged posts go here: http://pokerforums.fulltiltpoker.com/online-poker-play50090.html Back to top Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Online Poker Forum Home -> Poker Stories All times are GMT - 5 Hours Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5 Page 5 of 5 Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2005 phpBB Group

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