Online Poker Forum - 5 dollar stake

navysub1979 · Pair Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 24

I am giving away a 5 dollar stake for the best pick up line. I will give it away at noon tomorrow start typing Smile

KronX · Pot Committed Joined: 10 Jan 2007 Posts: 5073

This one always works...

Hey just wondering what ladies we got in full tilt land. If your female leave a post Smile

junkbutton · Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 5:29 pm Post subject:

navysub1979 · Pair Joined: 23 Jun 2007 Posts: 24

Wasn't in pick up mode then but not bad LOL

CitizenCain · Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:47 pm Post subject: Re: 5 dollar stake

Califragilistic · Message Board Junkie Joined: 27 Nov 2008 Posts: 1022

I earn 2gazillion a year imo (iirc)

that shpould to the trick on any cheap ****

KyFried · Message Board Junkie Joined: 07 Jan 2009 Posts: 4849

well first we have to know if your a man or a woman, no offence, these daze even though you are wanting pick up lines for the ladies does not mean your a man, however, it won't make a difference what you say because the forum has already been through that what with fake women and dead flightless birds and all.

Coasterbrad · Message Board Junkie Joined: 14 Jul 2008 Posts: 1122

Here's some of my favorites...

If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Guy: You look like my third wife.
Girl: Oh, how many time have you been married?
Guy: Twice.

And...the one that never fails:

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

CasusBelli15 · Pair Joined: 06 May 2009 Posts: 30

Ah this takes me back, I worked in nightclubs and pubs in Glasgow for years, we could spot you submariner types a mile away, just off the train from Helensburgh looking for girls, with cash to burn.
Always well behaved too.

If you ever make it to Glasgow on your travels you will do well.

Not been on the pick-up scene for a while, but if I were my opening gambit would be;

"You have a body hotter than a Habenero"

I would make sure my buddies weren't watching, that is a real mood killer for the ladies.

(not posting for the stake, just for fun)
Good hunting.

KyFried · Message Board Junkie Joined: 07 Jan 2009 Posts: 4849

best line that worked for me was: lets F uk in the parking lot i can bend you over the tailgate of my truck pull your panties down and slam it till it hurts.

ripped 247 · Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:35 pm Post subject:

AcesHigh32 · Flush Joined: 22 Feb 2006 Posts: 148

That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I were on you I'd be cumming too

IABoomer · Moderator Joined: 29 Oct 2006 Posts: 8196

http://www.pickuplinegen.com/toplist/

If you don't like those, generate a new one

http://www.pickuplinegen.com/?id=

g_420man · Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:43 am Post subject:

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

Abufznuf · Straight Flush Joined: 01 Apr 2007 Posts: 432

Excuse me Maam, Do you have change for a Million? nice little icebreaker. (or if your Jerry Yang its "Do you have change for a Mirrion?"

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