Online Poker Forum - The Wait... Wat? Thread

[mgodd]

Poker Stars $7.00+$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t15/t30 Blinds - 7 players -
The Official Hand History

CO: t1470 M = 32.67
BTN: t4100 M = 91.11
SB: t1750 M = 38.89
Hero (BB): t1320 M = 29.33
UTG: t1510 M = 33.56
UTG+1: t1920 M = 42.67
MP: t1430 M = 31.78

Pre Flop: (t45) Hero is BB with J A
2 folds, MP raises to t90, CO calls t90, BTN calls t90, SB calls t75, Hero raises to t1320 all in, 2 folds, BTN calls t1230, 1 fold

Flop: (t2910) J K 6 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Turn: (t2910) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t2910) Q (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t2910
BTN shows 2 3 (a pair of Queens)
Hero shows J A (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
Hero wins t2910

[Philbird1]

You guys want my $$$? Shyte! (Except for the person that folded quade J!)

[fletch_smf]

[BaD3p]

lol...this is great...well done....

[mgodd]

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official Hand Converter

Hero (BTN/SB): $112.50
BB: $94.40

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN/SB with K A
Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $2.50, Hero raises to $7.50, BB raises to $12.50, Hero raises to $30.50, BB raises to $48.50, Hero raises to $112.50 all in, BB calls $45.90 all in

Flop: ($188.80) 4 9 9

Turn: ($188.80) 5

River: ($188.80) 8

Final Pot: $188.80
Hero shows K A (a pair of Nines)
BB shows T Q (a pair of Nines)
Hero wins $188.30
(Rake: $0.50)

[rich99cook]

http://www.pokerhand.org/?4746594

Wait wat when he called my reraise with that hand

[adam27x]

this guy was such a station that I could probably vbet him 3 streets with A-high, I mean I really don't think he is actually capable of making a raise...ever (it's also kinda wait what because of how he backdoored his hand lol):

Grabbed by
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($48)
BB ($50)
Hero ($60.70)
UTG+1 ($17.75)
UTG+2 ($20)
CO ($12.95)
BTN ($71.30)

Dealt to Hero T J

Hero raises to $2.25, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls $2.25, fold, fold

FLOP ($5.75) A 9 5

Hero checks, BTN checks

TURN ($5.75) A 9 5 T

Hero bets $4.50, BTN calls $4.50

RIVER ($14.75) A 9 5 T 8

Hero bets $6, BTN calls $6

Hero shows T J
(Pre 69%, Flop 77.4%, Turn 72.7%)

BTN shows J 7
(Pre 31%, Flop 22.6%, Turn 27.3%)

BTN wins $25.45

[dino210]

LOL! That's the way to play a straight flush on the river

[lurgertor]

Just to protect my reputation as a decent poker player I miss clicked called the first shove (surfing online is probably -ev). I think you guys can figure out the rest.

Full Tilt Poker Game #15484704396: $2 + $0.25 Sit & Go (113526686), Table 8 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 12:12:07 ET - 2009/10/21
Seat 1: What Next Joe (2,435)
Seat 2: Vollack (1,755)
Seat 3: anderson1313 (11,737)
Seat 4: ladydiva573 (3,879)
Seat 5: Doodle Bug 73 (1,185)
Seat 6: dik1357 (9,555)
Seat 7: oattrane (4,420)
Seat 8: SCSUJenny_04 (4,075)
Seat 9: lurgertor (2,350)
Vollack posts the small blind of 60
anderson1313 posts the big blind of 120
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lurgertor [4c 5c]
ladydiva573 calls 120
Doodle Bug 73 raises to 1,185, and is all in
dik1357 folds
oattrane folds
SCSUJenny_04 folds
lurgertor calls 1,185
What Next Joe raises to 2,435, and is all in
dik1357 has been disconnected
Vollack folds
anderson1313 folds
dik1357 has reconnected
ladydiva573 calls 2,315
Doodle Bug 73 is feeling confused
Doodle Bug 73 is feeling normal
lurgertor has 15 seconds left to act
SCSUJenny_04 is feeling confused
lurgertor calls 1,165, and is all in
What Next Joe shows [Qh Ad]
ladydiva573 shows [Kh Jh]
Doodle Bug 73 shows [6c 6s]
lurgertor shows [4c 5c]
*** FLOP *** [9c 8d 3h]
Spamin (Observer): LOLOLOLOLOL
*** TURN *** [9c 8d 3h] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [9c 8d 3h 8c] [3d]
Spamin (Observer): WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT WAT
What Next Joe shows two pair, Eights and Threes
ladydiva573 shows two pair, Eights and Threes
What Next Joe wins side pot #2 (170) with two pair, Eights and Threes
lurgertor shows two pair, Eights and Threes
What Next Joe wins side pot #1 (3,495) with two pair, Eights and Threes
Doodle Bug 73 shows two pair, Eights and Sixes
Doodle Bug 73 wins the main pot (4,920) with two pair, Eights and Sixes
oattrane: lol epic hold
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 8,585 Main pot 4,920. Side pot 1 3,495. Side pot 2 170. | Rake 0
Board: [9c 8d 3h 8c 3d]
Seat 1: What Next Joe (button) showed [Qh Ad] and won (3,665) with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 2: Vollack (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: anderson1313 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: ladydiva573 showed [Kh Jh] and lost with two pair, Eights and Threes
Seat 5: Doodle Bug 73 showed [6c 6s] and won (4,920) with two pair, Eights and Sixes
Seat 6: dik1357 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: oattrane didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: SCSUJenny_04 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: lurgertor showed [4c 5c] and lost with two pair, Eights and Threes

[nilgiri]

Grabbed by
NL Holdem $0.10(BB) Replayer
SB ($7.15)
Hero ($20.85)
UTG ($12.40)
UTG+1 ($0.60)
CO ($8.25)
BTN ($5.40)

Dealt to Hero 9 A

fold, UTG+1 calls $0.10, fold, fold, SB calls $0.05, Hero raises to $0.50, UTG+1 calls $0.40, SB calls $0.40

FLOP ($1.50) K 4 K

SB checks, Hero bets $0.90, UTG+1 folds, SB folds

Hero shows 9 A

Hero wins $1.45

[mgodd]

[DannehBoi]

I thought this one was pretty lulzy.

Full Tilt Poker .COM 500 Play Chip Tourn No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t80/t160 Blinds - 9 players
The Official Hand Converter

BTN: t2870 M = 11.96
SB: t39365 M = 164.02
Hero (BB): t15816 M = 65.90
UTG: t9500 M = 39.58
UTG+1: t63420 M = 264.25
UTG+2: t16654 M = 69.39
MP1: t20670 M = 86.12
MP2: t1250 M = 5.21
CO: t41794 M = 174.14

Pre Flop: (t240) Hero is BB with J 9
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t160, 3 folds, CO calls t160, 1 fold, SB calls t80, Hero checks

Flop: (t640) A 5 7 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, CO checks

Turn: (t640) 9 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, CO checks

River: (t640) 6 (4 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, UTG+1 checks, CO checks

Final Pot: t640
SB shows K T (Ace King high)
Hero shows J 9 (a pair of Nines)
UTG+1 shows Q 8 (a straight, Nine high)
CO mucks J Q
UTG+1 wins t640

[jaejaejae]

Never read this thread until it was suggested that this HH should be posted in this thread... after reading a few I thought it did fit. So here it is.

[MattVegasPwn]

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 200/400 Blinds 50 Ante (9 handed) - from HandHistoryConverter.com

UTG (t10700)
UTG+1 (t12118)
MP1 (t15543)
MP2 (t7015)
MP3 (t4917)
CO (t31364)
Button (t11813)
Hero (SB) (t22881)
BB (t4481)

Hero's M: 21.79

Preflop: Hero is SB with A, Q
2 folds, MP1 bets t1493, MP2 calls t1493, 3 folds, Hero raises to t3199, 1 fold, MP1 calls t1706, MP2 calls t1706

Flop: (t10447) 6, 6, 8 (3 players)
Hero bets t19632 (All-In), MP1 calls t12294 (All-In), 1 fold

Turn: (t35035) 2 (2 players, 2 all-in)

River: (t35035) 10 (2 players, 2 all-in)

Total pot: t35035

Results:
Hero had A, Q (one pair, sixes).
MP1 had A, J (one pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero won t35035

[stlbirds13]

Full Tilt Poker Game #15896861839: $2 + $0.25 Tournament (116371533), Table 3 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:11:24 ET - 2009/11/09
Seat 1: PenguinFromHell (9,285)
Seat 2: ltlgnl (2,135)
Seat 3: ChiefTico13 (12,213)
Seat 4: crakette (6,670)
Seat 5: chriscee (14,480)
Seat 6: turs12 (9,460)
Seat 7: stlbirds13 (14,640)
Seat 8: bostonjohn2006 (15,046)
Seat 9: Megamur (5,100)
PenguinFromHell antes 25
ltlgnl antes 25
ChiefTico13 antes 25
crakette antes 25
chriscee antes 25
turs12 antes 25
stlbirds13 antes 25
bostonjohn2006 antes 25
Megamur antes 25
crakette posts the small blind of 120
chriscee posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to stlbirds13 [Jc Jh]
turs12 folds
stlbirds13 raises to 660
bostonjohn2006 folds
Megamur has 15 seconds left to act
Megamur folds
PenguinFromHell folds
ltlgnl has 15 seconds left to act
ltlgnl folds
ChiefTico13 folds
crakette folds
chriscee calls 420
*** FLOP *** [5d Th 8d]
chriscee checks
stlbirds13 bets 960
chriscee raises to 13,795, and is all in
stlbirds13 calls 12,835
chriscee shows [Js 5s]
stlbirds13 shows [Jc Jh]
*** TURN *** [5d Th 8d] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [5d Th 8d Kc] [4c]
chriscee shows a pair of Fives
stlbirds13 shows a pair of Jacks
stlbirds13 wins the pot (29,255) with a pair of Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 29,255 | Rake 0
Board: [5d Th 8d Kc 4c]
Seat 1: PenguinFromHell folded before the Flop
Seat 2: ltlgnl folded before the Flop
Seat 3: ChiefTico13 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: crakette (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 5: chriscee (big blind) showed [Js 5s] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 6: turs12 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: stlbirds13 showed [Jc Jh] and won (29,255) with a pair of Jacks
Seat 8: bostonjohn2006 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: Megamur folded before the Flop