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junkbutton
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| craigo6x wrote: |
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| When Phil Ivey plays monopoly, he doesn't have to pay rent. |
What does this have to do with his tare?
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It doesn't always have to be about his stare. In the spirit of "Chuck Norris Facts", it's not always about his beard. It could also be about his roundhouse kick, or just his all around amazingness. I guess I wasn't totally clear on that in the OP. I actually liked this one... |
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Pete D
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Location: California
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| Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:51 am Post subject: |
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| Ivey played heads up w/ Mr Potato Head... after staring down the man from Idaho in a huge pot, Mr Potato's eyeballs popped out and landed onto the money you could be saving with Geico. |
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craigo6x
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Location: Cursing the relievers in the bullpen
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| Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:56 am Post subject: |
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| junkbutton wrote: |
| craigo6x wrote: |
| mmmaaarrrccc wrote: |
| When Phil Ivey plays monopoly, he doesn't have to pay rent. |
What does this have to do with his tare?
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It doesn't always have to be about his stare. In the spirit of "Chuck Norris Facts", it's not always about his beard. It could also be about his roundhouse kick, or just his all around amazingness. I guess I wasn't totally clear on that in the OP. I actually liked this one... |
But in the Chuck Norris vein, it is just facts about Chuck Norris and his legendary status (not really about his beard), but this is about Phil Ivey's stare, not Phil Ivey facts.
The monoply line is kinda like sying when Phil Ivey goes to Starbucks, he doesn't have to pay for his coffee. |
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starlegions
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| Phil Ivey doesn't check. He waits. |
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IABoomer
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| Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Phil Ivey stared his flush into the muck. |
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craigo6x
Mr. Met
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| Phil Ivey stared his flush into the muck. |
He didn't have a flush, he stared the at the cards so long they changed from spades to clubs. |
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john rambo43
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Phil Ivey won a staring contest against his reflection.
Phil Ivey doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Phil Iveys PC will crash.
When Phil Ivey looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Phil Ivey and Phil Ivey. |
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starlegions
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Phil Ivey isn't black. He just stared down the sun.
Phil Ivey's stare turned Andy Beal to Ally McBeal.
Phil Ivey doesn't check. He waits. |
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john rambo43
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| starlegions wrote: |
| Phil Ivey doesn't check. He waits. |
You wrote this in 2 posts that are like 4 posts apart. |
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deadmeat82
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Joined: 04 Mar 2008
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Location: rakeback 4 all
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| Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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When Phil Ivey looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Phil Ivey and Phil Ivey. |
I like this one  |
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john rambo43
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| lol its a good one.. Got a few but there not really about his "stare" |
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DforDissent
Message Board Junkie
Joined: 30 Mar 2009
Posts: 1258
Location: testing my theory that my "best game to 100% focus on" is HORSE mtts
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| Darvin Moon called with AQ because Phil Ivey's stare convinced him that he was facing AJ ... but the Stare was so busy laughing at Moon's play overall that it forgot to look at the deck to melt away that effin' Queen in the window on the flop omg dammmmmmmit... |
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AgentS1977
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| Phil can win a showdown with 2 high. |
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50th
Taking a Timeout
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| Chuck Norris and Superman got into an arm wrestling match. Phil Ivey's stare won. |
haha
Heres a great poker joke to tell amongst friends:
Q: What's the difference between Phil Hellmuth and God?
A: God doesn't think he's Phil Hellmuth
Another poker joke for NWP members:
Q: How do you get Micon (or any professional poker player) off your doorstep?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Heres a classic poker joke:
A guy with proper bankroll management, a smart blond and a dumb blond are engaged in a game of poker.
Q: Who do you think will win?
A: The dumb blond, obviously. Because the other two don't even exist!
not phil ivey but still funny |
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brazil78
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| Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:41 am Post subject: staredown |
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phil ivey stared at a burger king assistant, and asked for a big mac.....
he got it right away.
Ivey's stare goes from 31st march, strait to 2nd april....
no-one fools Iveys stare.
Phil Ivey doesnt read books.... he stares down the cover until he gets the information he wants.
Phil can make a woman climax, just by staring at her *** and saying 'all in'.
Phil ivey was looking at a tropical fish in an aquarium...when the fish caught a glimpse of his stare, it duly drowned. |
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