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StrikingEagle
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:07 pm    Post subject: what to do with super slow idiots Reply with quote

I am driven nuts waiting for slow idiots.
Especially on Poker Stars.
Does anyone know of any strategy to
un-stress me during these situations?
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THEPOKERCAT200
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

try typing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz in the chatbox, that ought to hurry them up a bit.
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tracysanders
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THEPOKERCAT200 wrote:
try typing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz in the chatbox, that ought to hurry them up a bit.



hehehehehehehehehehehe
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francois8
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 3:57 pm    Post subject: Re: what to do with super slow idiots Reply with quote

StrikingEagle wrote:
Does anyone know of any strategy to
un-stress me during these situations?


I've found that a beer or three can relieve a good deal of stress.
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tiredguy47
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

THEPOKERCAT200 wrote:
try typing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz in the chatbox, that ought to hurry them up a bit.



lol. that kills me when people do that, like someone is gonna look down and go: "oh yeah, I need to do something!"

I can understand getting frustrated when someone is being slow (usually cause of multi-tabling), but one thing you have to look at is what their connection status is. I live in the sticks, and have to use wireless broadband, which is sketchy at best. It's very common for me to be disconnected during a game (often during a great hand of course), and I hate the delay it causes, but it's something I can't do anything about.

Often I see people getting mad and typing the z's in the chat box, when the player is showing the disconnected sign....
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DforDissent
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 4:12 pm    Post subject: Re: what to do with super slow idiots Reply with quote

StrikingEagle wrote:
I am driven nuts waiting for slow idiots.
Especially on Poker Stars.
Does anyone know of any strategy to
un-stress me during these situations?


[ ] correct forum for complaining about Pokerstars players
[ ] common concern experienced by majority of regular Full Tilt players
[ ] likely to get serious responses along the lines of yoga, take a break/walk, ignore the urge to chat angrily, etc.
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StrikingEagle
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:29 pm    Post subject: Re: what to do with super slow idiots Reply with quote

DforDissent wrote:

[ ] correct forum for complaining about Pokerstars players
[ ] common concern experienced by majority of regular Full Tilt players
[ ] likely to get serious responses along the lines of yoga, take a break/walk, ignore the urge to chat angrily, etc.



funny, haven't tried yoga...maybe that might help
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cannonwillow
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 8:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

could be worse. live games go really really slow. at least they only have 15 seconds
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DforDissent
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

cannonwillow wrote:
could be worse. live games go really really slow. at least they only have 15 seconds


Yeah, especially when you are getting durrrred... Wink
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BBCOACH44
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

These 2 are a must in this game we call poker:

1. BR Mgt.
2. Patience

IMHO...... Wink Arrow Arrow Arrow Arrow
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PJs Ronin
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 21, 2009 1:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

just don't give up smoking at the same time.
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StrikingEagle
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

BBCOACH44 wrote:
These 2 are a must in this game we call poker:

1. BR Mgt.
2. Patience

IMHO...... Wink Arrow Arrow Arrow Arrow


good advice>>> getting better with patience!
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Moshiach
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

open another table?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 9:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

porn?
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cannonwillow
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:01 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Play 8 tables at a time and you wont even notice if one of them is slow and you might be glad it is.
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