Online Poker Forum - balancing my range

nolan6 · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:22 pm Post subject: balancing my range

when i come home after a night out i dont really want my parents to konw that im hammered like i am now, so i balance my range, this means when im not actualy drunk i act a bit clumsy so that when i do things clumsily when i sm drunk, it wont stand out and be obivous. So, i came home tonight WHEN parents were asleep,drunkend ,and thought id dune a gd job of getting my key in the door with out making a lot if noise.

but i put the house alarm on, and when u do this, u have to be quick getting upstairs, as if u are still downstairs for a while the alarm goes off, so i ran up the stairs and are downstairs hall floor is wooden, so i slipped and probably made a good loud thud that woke my parents up, but because i balance my rnage, i can just say i sliped, rather than i was plastered and cdnt walkk straight.

so you know, always balance your range!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

this cd be moved to NL strat if its a good post regarding 'range balancign' thanks

rich99cook · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:34 pm Post subject:

templar rage · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:57 pm Post subject:

adam27x · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:29 pm Post subject:

nilgiri · Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:14 pm Post subject:

+EV imo

Ozzy52 · Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:56 pm Post subject:

Do you also slurr your words, hug your parents excessively and vomit on our own shoes when you're not actually drunk to "balance your range" too ?

If you think your parents don't know already you be trippin' son.
My lad is 16 and just getting into drinking. Funny as all hell when he comes in and tries not to be drunk.

phiNny · Straight Flush Joined: 09 Oct 2008 Posts: 438

ahahaha cool story bro

DforDissent · Posted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 4:53 pm Post subject:

Ladies and gentlement, A Cautionary Tale aka "don't drink and type".

also, PS:

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cool-story-bro

muzmund · Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2009 11:04 am Post subject:

Don't be silly of course they know when you're pissed up!

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