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Captain Japple
ARRRGH!
Joined: 15 Feb 2008
Posts: 2289
Location: Cute dog though.
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| Heard any good jokes lately? |
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KronX
Pot Committed
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
Posts: 5071
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| who put you up to this? |
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big-boy-ramsey
Banned
Joined: 29 Nov 2007
Posts: 1714
Location: on my THIRD hardrive in 2 weeks!!!
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| Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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| I SWEAR...it was not me! |
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rockycatt
91 vette arctic white
Joined: 03 Jan 2007
Posts: 4218
Location: WE WANT RAKE BACK
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not me  |
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Honest_Rob
Joined: 21 Jul 2005
Posts: 8614
Location: I neither know nor think that I know. (drinking myself stupid obv)
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| Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 8:27 pm Post subject: |
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| 1.............2..........3 Not it! |
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audsb
Forum Pinup
Joined: 23 Jul 2007
Posts: 2142
Location: I'm lost
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| Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2008 11:14 pm Post subject: |
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| HAHHAAAA |
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feihua
Omnikarmic Wheee Sensei
Joined: 14 Oct 2006
Posts: 3420
Location: The Texas Hill Country
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| It's officially Obon! |
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sighkick
Full House
Joined: 03 Dec 2007
Posts: 163
Location: I Just Dont know???
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Three men are sitting in a room in the hopes of joining the CIA. When the director comes out of a room and hands the first man a gun, and tells him to enter the room and kill the person in the room. The man enters the room to see his wife blind folded and tied to a chair. He points the gun at her but then lowers it coming out of the room cry'n, the next man enters the room and the same thing happens he comes out say'n he just cant do it. the third man enters the room, you here two bangs then alot of scuffuling, then 'bout 10 min later the man comes out of the room, his suit is covered in blood and all out of shape when he turns to the director and says "The gun was loaded with blanks so I had to beat her to death!!!"
A masked man enters a sperm bank and orders the receptionist to the fridge were they keep the samples. He then orders her to open a vial and drink it, she unwillingly complies with the man, at which point he removes his mask, and to her surprise its her own husband.. He then states "See was it really that bad!!!"
A man is shopping in a grocery store when a beautiful young blond comes up to him and says "Your the father of one of my kids" Then man pauses in shock and then askes " Are you that girl I cheated on my wife with in Vegas??" her jaw drops a little and she replies "No, You kid is a student in my class"
Not the best, and I hope I didn't butcher them to much but enjoy!!!! |
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KronX
Pot Committed
Joined: 10 Jan 2007
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| big-boy-ramsey wrote: |
| I SWEAR...it was not me! |
I have a feeling it was you. |
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