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Mikah
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| Sawkarina1 wrote: |
| Mikah wrote: |
| francois8 wrote: |
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ULTIMATE BS CRAP DONKBEAT:
50.registering now.Donk beat out by a donk who has been raising and calling and going all in and calling all in with any 2 semi marginal cards,suited connectors,suited 1 gappers,76+,86,87,97,98,108,109,J10+ 22+ A2+,K2+Q2+ he had donk beat 2 other players out.And he donked me out when he raises 66 under gun to 270 with the blinds 20/40.I reraise all in 2300 chips with JJ,because I know he will donk call.He donk call with his 66,even though I had only played 3 hands out of 13 to 17 hands dealt to me.we both hit a set on the flop,and the turn gives him bs crap quad 6's to donkbeat me his 3rd or 4th donk beat out.Talk about bs crap buluck.with his butluck and a 8000 chips stack,he is well on his way to donkbeating everyone out until he donk cashes.
oh yeah got to love those 1 out .001% chance to win suckouts.
And if it has to happen to somebody,it will happen to me. |
HH please. He was 19% to win when money went in. Also, unless you're playing with a 100,000 card deck then your 0.001% is mistaken. |
the exxagerated 001% chance to win was after the flop,with my trips J's on board he only has 1 out to suck out on the turn or river,that means he had a 3% chance to win after the flop.Yes he has a 17 to 19% chance to win preflop when the money went in,but after the flop that percentage dropped to 3%.If the flop hadnt hit trips 6's and trips J's,and hadnt then hit the bs quads,and had instead hit trips 6's to bad beat me,that wouldnt be as bad,because its more reasonable according to probabilities to get beat by trips then to have both trips hit and then quads hit.the odds of trips hitting and me not hitting trips is about 1 out of 90.The odds of both trips hitting is like about 1 out of 900.The odds of both trips hitting and then his quads hitting is like about 1 out of 9,000 to 90,000.
Also Fran, a HH is most definately not needed here.Also the HH doesnt tell the story here.IF go by strictly the HH,one could say that I miplayed the hand because the under gun raise coul easily crush the JJ that I had,and so it bad that I reraised 2300 chips with blinds 20/40 all in over under gun raiser with just JJ.
However if 1 ignores the HH,and focuses on the situation where the donk had been donking it up big time,and since donk had donk called all in before,then reraising with JJ all in over donks 66 under gun 8 x BB raise,i good,because you know there is like a 93 to 97% chance donk has a way worse hand then JJ,and that if you reraise all in,there is like a 80 to 90% chance donk will call,and that when donk calls,there is 90% chace you have donk totally crushed,with a 90% chance to double up to 4700 chips.
This is as cut and dried and clear as the JJ losing a coinflip to AK,all in preflop 1st hand.And just like HH wasnt needed for that hand,HH is not needed for this hand.
HH is NOT needed for every bust out hand.
Now if you still want me to post this specific HH,I will do so,but doing so is a total waste of everyones time including mine,and is moot and pointless. |
Post the HH and that is enough. I showed you how to do it without the hard drive and you now know how to convert as well, thats all thats necessary, not you writing an essay trying to justify bad play, EVERY TIME.
For God's sake man, just do it! |
whatever saw it wasnt bad play.And the HH is a lot longer then the 1 paragraph recap I gave.And like I said the HH was is not needed.
I am not going to post HH every time I shove a type of hand like AA,KK all in preflop,and get donkbeat on,where its OBVIOUS as heck that its a donkbeat.
And I am most especially no going to do so because a buthea like you who is not even a investor,commands and demands I do so.
Now if Fran after my response to him,where I made my case that the HH was not needed,insist I post the HH for the JJ hand.Then I will post it.
Also since this HH was a early beat out andthe last game I played,it should be quicker to find.
Also I sometimes think butheads like you make demands and commands like post the JJ-AA,all in preflop HH where donkbeat,not because its needed or wanted,but just to be a buthead about it,to try and force me t comply with every demand or command you issue no matter how stupid it is. |
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Mikah
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Joined: 10 Jul 2008
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Location: Spokane,WA,USA
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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BTW FYI NOTE to all,since I have been sick with a cold and am feeling a littl bit better,and havent been able to get out and about as much as I would like.I am going out shopping,eating out,watching a movie,getting out of my apartment.
When I get back,if Fran or any of the other investors insist I post the JJ vs 66 all in preflop donkbeat HH,I will,even tho think doing so is moot and pointless.
I will also update the running roll total as well. |
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PJs Ronin
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:13 pm Post subject: |
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| Mikah wrote: |
ULTIMATE BS CRAP DONKBEAT:
50.registering now.Donk beat out by a donk who has been raising and calling and going all in and calling all in with any 2 semi marginal cards,suited connectors,suited 1 gappers,76+,86,87,97,98,108,109,J10+ 22+ A2+,K2+Q2+ he had donk beat 2 other players out.And he donked me out when he raises 66 under gun to 270 with the blinds 20/40.I reraise all in 2300 chips with JJ,because I know he will donk call.He donk call with his 66,even though I had only played 3 hands out of 13 to 17 hands dealt to me.we both hit a set on the flop,and the turn gives him bs crap quad 6's to donkbeat me his 3rd or 4th donk beat out.Talk about bs crap buluck.with his butluck and a 8000 chips stack,he is well on his way to donkbeating everyone out until he donk cashes. |
What was 'donks' name... God, I hope he runs a BAP!!! |
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francois8
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Mike, I asked to see the hand history. I even asked rather nicely.
So pretty please, with sugar on top... give me the god d*mned hand history. thank you.
PS: If you want to see a soul crushing donk beat, look at what I just posted in Bap inc. I flopped top pair, 2nd kicker, bet he chased and caught gutshot which gave me top 2. |
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cese
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| Posted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:48 pm Post subject: |
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| lbs must play these satelites with his cards covered in order for this to be near a challenge. |
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francois8
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:15 am Post subject: |
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| cese wrote: |
| lbs must play these satelites with his cards covered in order for this to be near a challenge. |
he should be allowed to see one. Though shovebotting would be fun to watch |
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PJs Ronin
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 12:43 am Post subject: |
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| cese wrote: |
| lbs must play these satelites with his cards covered in order for this to be near a challenge. |
he should be allowed to see one. Though shovebotting would be +EV compared to Mikah |
FYP |
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francois8
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Thanks Ronin  BTW, send me the team thingy spreadsheet when you get a chance please, w passwords, I seem to have misplaced it. |
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cubbies760
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| I've been in a pretty crappy mood lately, but this thread continues to make me |
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NilesMonkey
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 1:54 am Post subject: |
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| Mikah wrote: |
| 48.registering to play now.Busted out on first hand when villain raised 3 x BB under gun with AK(usually players at these donkaments,only have A2+,KT+,QT+ JT+ 55+ when they raise under gun or shove first hand.I reraised to 600(because usually players will donk reraise shove crap first hand)with JJ,AK reraises all in.I call,my hand doesnt hold up,and out I go. |
 ICM suicide ITT |
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MattElsarelli
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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| I want to see this hand history still... |
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Mikah
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:36 pm Post subject: |
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| PJs Ronin wrote: |
| Mikah wrote: |
ULTIMATE BS CRAP DONKBEAT:
50.registering now.Donk beat out by a donk who has been raising and calling and going all in and calling all in with any 2 semi marginal cards,suited connectors,suited 1 gappers,76+,86,87,97,98,108,109,J10+ 22+ A2+,K2+Q2+ he had donk beat 2 other players out.And he donked me out when he raises 66 under gun to 270 with the blinds 20/40.I reraise all in 2300 chips with JJ,because I know he will donk call.He donk call with his 66,even though I had only played 3 hands out of 13 to 17 hands dealt to me.we both hit a set on the flop,and the turn gives him bs crap quad 6's to donkbeat me his 3rd or 4th donk beat out.Talk about bs crap buluck.with his butluck and a 8000 chips stack,he is well on his way to donkbeating everyone out until he donk cashes. |
What was 'donks' name... God, I hope he runs a BAP!!! |
So thats why you and Fran want the HH,to know who the guy was lol
ok will post the HH now. |
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Mikah
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:38 pm Post subject: |
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| francois8 wrote: |
Mike, I asked to see the hand history. I even asked rather nicely.
So pretty please, with sugar on top... give me the god d*mned hand history. thank you.
PS: If you want to see a soul crushing donk beat, look at what I just posted in Bap inc. I flopped top pair, 2nd kicker, bet he chased and caught gutshot which gave me top 2. |
Ok I will post it,just dont see the point in posting it,unless you want to know who the donk is just like PJs Ronin. |
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Mikah
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Ok I was wrong about the blinds,as the blinds are 30/60 instead of 20/40 so a 4.75 x BB raise under gun with 66,instead of a 7 x BB under gun raise.
Donk still donked it up pretty bad all tourney long,and this hand included.
Full Tilt Poker Satellite to Midnight Madness! No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t30/t60 Blinds - 7 players
The Official Hand Converter
Bdizzy85 (CO): t500 M = 5.56
Hero (BTN): t2365 M = 26.28
MOOSE3030 (SB): t1010 M = 11.22
smushieface (BB): t1240 M = 13.78
sean_blaze23 (UTG): t1600 M = 17.78
snipes2k1 (UTG+1): t2865 M = 31.83
Micha-eichsfeld (MP): t3920 M = 43.56
Pre Flop: (t90) Hero is BTN with J J
sean_blaze23 calls t60, 1 fold, Micha-eichsfeld raises to t270, 1 fold, Hero raises to t2365 all in, 3 folds, Micha-eichsfeld calls t2095
Donk,donk raises yet again,I reraise all in because I knew he would donk call,just like he had been doing all tourney long
Flop: (t4880) 6 T J
1 in 900 chance this flop comes
Turn: (t4880) 6
1 in 9,000 to 90,000 chance this specific board(set vs set,and then quads vs boat) comes up.
River: (t4880) K
Final Pot: t4880
Hero shows J J (a full house, Jacks full of Sixes)
Micha-eichsfeld shows 6 6 (four of a kind, Sixes)
Micha-eichsfeld wins t4880 |
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aarosakura
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Joined: 26 Mar 2009
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| Posted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Mikah wrote: |
| PJs Ronin wrote: |
| Mikah wrote: |
ULTIMATE BS CRAP DONKBEAT:
50.registering now.Donk beat out by a donk who has been raising and calling and going all in and calling all in with any 2 semi marginal cards,suited connectors,suited 1 gappers,76+,86,87,97,98,108,109,J10+ 22+ A2+,K2+Q2+ he had donk beat 2 other players out.And he donked me out when he raises 66 under gun to 270 with the blinds 20/40.I reraise all in 2300 chips with JJ,because I know he will donk call.He donk call with his 66,even though I had only played 3 hands out of 13 to 17 hands dealt to me.we both hit a set on the flop,and the turn gives him bs crap quad 6's to donkbeat me his 3rd or 4th donk beat out.Talk about bs crap buluck.with his butluck and a 8000 chips stack,he is well on his way to donkbeating everyone out until he donk cashes. |
What was 'donks' name... God, I hope he runs a BAP!!! |
So thats why you and Fran want the HH,to know who the guy was lol
ok will post the HH now. |
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| Ok I will post it,just dont see the point in posting it,unless you want to know who the donk is just like PJs Ronin. |
You might not see the point,but it doesn't take more than 30 seconds,people have asked,so do it. There is also no need to spam two posts saying "i'll post HH now" Just post the HH and everyone will be happy. Why exactly do you have a problem with it!? you waste more time posting random replies saying WHY you won't post them than you would if you just posted them and kept everyone happy
/rant |
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