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nekotec
I Hate Min-Raises
Joined: 24 Nov 2007
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Location: Mexico
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 Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:05 am Post subject: Funniest chat/bet ive ever had on FTP HAHA |
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Very long thread but its worth it.
The rest of the thread after i win the big pot isnt that important. You can skip it to the end.
so this guy, CASHGAMEHUSTLE, i had been playing him for some hands now. He min buy in with $2 every time, like 3-4 times he did it because he went busto going all in pre with Q6 off, 49 off.
So this happened....
Full Tilt Poker, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 7 Players
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MP: $10
CO: $2 (CASHGAMEHUSTLE)
BTN: $16.81
SB: $16.22
BB: $2.85
Hero (UTG): $9.62
UTG+1: $9.98
CO posts $0.05
CO posts $0.10
Pre-Flop: 9 2 dealt to Hero (UTG)
3 folds, CO checks, BTN folds, SB calls $0.05, BB checks
Flop: ($0.30) K 8 A (3 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, CO bets $0.20, SB folds, BB calls $0.20
Turn: ($0.70) 2 (2 Players)
BB checks, CO bets $0.50, BB calls $0.50
River: ($1.70) J (2 Players)
BB bets $0.10, CO raises to $1.15, BB calls $1.05
Results: $4 Pot ($0.27 Rake)
CO showed 4 9 (Ace King high) and LOST (-$1.95 NET)
BB showed A 4 (a pair of Aces) and WON $3.78 (+$1.83 NET)
spartan32: wow, must be a catch and release game with the fish
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: yes it seems that way wait am i the fish?
spartan32: well they always say, if u can't spot the fish, you are him.
nekotec: its pretty obv ur the pro here
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: damn what kind of fish
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: nekotec u give me such confidence
nekotec: as long as you dont leave the table
spartan32: you on any other tables cashgame?
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: in think in one hour i will be up to 30 dollars from this two dollars ok i prmise
nekotec: okai
CASHGAMEHUSTLE is feeling happy
nekotec: ill pay you $15 if you do so
nekotec: if not you pay me $5
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: ok if i dont i give u 1
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: if i do u give me 2
nekotec: didnt get that last part
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: by 1030 eastrn time
nekotec: min transfer is $5
nekotec: wat do you say?
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: how about if i have more chips than u in in an hour u give me 5
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: i f not i give u 5
nekotec: deal
spartan32: can i take that bet?
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: ok u sure the deal again is if i have more chips than you at the table u transfer 5
nekotec: if i do u give 5
spartan32: any way to get in on this?
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: yes do u understad u gotta be a man of ur word
nekotec: ur here with $2
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: i will pay
nekotec: and didnt want to take 3 to 1 odds
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: get ready
aadriancho posts the small blind of $0.05
nekotec posts the big blind of $0.10
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to nekotec [6c 3h]
WhitMcD folds
SuPerSoLiTa raises to $0.20
CASHGAMEHUSTLE adds $8 (lmao, he thought he would win this bet right here)
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: hey transfer i got more than u nekotec
nekotec: didnt we say in an hour?
spartan32: the bet is if u have more in an hour
nekotec: still 56 min to go
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: ok
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: spartan u want in on this
spartan32: yeah
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: u gotta be true
spartan32: I'm good for it
spartan32: I got it on the table lol
nekotec: no i dont take spartan in this one
nekotec: u and me cashgame
spartan32: ok, so how about this
spartan32: it's u two on a bet
spartan32: and cashgame and i on a bet
nekotec: fine bout me
spartan32: if I got more then u cash u give me 5 and vice versa
spartan32: then your bet is seperate
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: ok spartan me and u 5 dollars
nekotec: so at 22:30 this ends
spartan32: okay
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: now we are playin poker
This is the fun part. HAHAHA
Very next hand after the deal was made and the “now we are playing poker comment” this happened.
Full Tilt Poker, $0.05/$0.10 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
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BTN: $5
SB: $10
BB: $17.15
UTG: $16.76
MP: $15.45
Hero (CO): $9.95
BTN posts $0.10
Pre-Flop: 4 4 dealt to Hero (CO)
2 folds, Hero calls $0.10, BTN raises to $0.30, SB calls $0.25, BB folds, Hero calls $0.20
Flop: ($1) 6 4 A (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero checks, BTN bets $0.60, SB raises to $1.20, Hero calls $1.20, BTN raises to $4.70 and is All-In, SB calls $3.50, Hero raises to $9.65 and is All-In, SB calls $4.95
Turn: ($25) T (3 Players - 1 is All-In)
River: ($25) K (3 Players - 1 is All-In)
Results: $25 Pot ($1.66 Rake)
BTN showed A Q (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$5 NET)
SB showed T A (two pair, Aces and Tens) and LOST (-$9.95 NET)
Hero showed 4 4 (three of a kind, Fours) and WON $23.34 (+$13.39 NET)
spartan32: wanna pay me now?
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: no i still got bankroll
spartan32: nh neo btw
spartan32: err neko
nekotec: ty
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: nh sir
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: bet is still on right
nekotec: yes it is
A few hands later: (feeling a little desperate haha)
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: nekotec u gotta play a hand
spartan32: no he doesn't lol
spartan32: you can feel free to keep up the agression though
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: ok great
nekotec: well i am playing my game
nekotec: u kno i am tight
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: true
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: spartan we are still on right
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: i knew werent a gentlemen
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: this is a gentlemen gamr
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: ur not a man of ur word
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: nekotec if u r money holds up i will pay u
nekotec: maybe he is multitabling and cant read chat
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: i dont know we will see
Full Tilt Poker Game #11775706600: Table Plaza Del Dios - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:16:59 ET - 2009/04/19
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: u could switch up at any minute
nekotec: why would i switch my play?
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: because if u dont ur not a good plyr
Full Tilt Poker Game #11775749135: Table Plaza Del Dios - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:19:33 ET - 2009/04/19
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: nekotec let me ask u a question do u thimk u will be playin big stakes one day
(I love the Jedi Techniques lol)
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: like 4000/8000
nekotec: i kno i am not that good or crazy
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: so why would u think u could out play me on every hand
nekotec: well i did didnt I?
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: earlier u tell me to stay at the table
nekotec: and u stacked me
nekotec: i got $10 outa you lol
nekotec: and potentially $5 more
spartan32: not to mention 8 minutes till he gets 5 more lol
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: wow i play prop bets with u and both of u attack me
spartan32: i'm not attacking, just noting
nekotec: wat?
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: i respect the game and both of u
nekotec: r u serious
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: ur gonna tag team me
spartan32: it's actually a nice change of pace. I've played some of the bigger limits on ftp and no prop bets up there till u get to serious stakes
nekotec: i am just playing my normal game
nekotec: did i say anything to offend you?
nekotec: table? wat do you guys think
spartan32: nope
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: iwell u made jokes about hands that u have won like u have never won before
spartan32: well, u did call a reraise out of position with Q6....
nekotec: okay i am sorry if i offended you in any way
spartan32: not meant to poke fun with that ocmment, just note it's rather silly
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: no no no offense tooken just sayin show some respect for the game
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: spartan me and ur contract is void do to contractual avoidance
spartan32: what's that mean?
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: and nekotec ur contract is void do to accomplice to poker murder of the respect rule
spartan32: wow, what a little %!@$%
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: u two clowns doin 5 dollar prop bets
spartan32: that's sad man
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: so sad u two clowns were lookin to buy new clothes with the money
Full Tilt Poker Game #11775913767: Table Plaza Del Dios - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:29:44 ET - 2009/04/19
spartan32: meh, i still took your money
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: lol
spartan32: nd will be gunning for it in the future
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: ur a joke
Full Tilt Poker Game #11775922687: Table Plaza Del Dios - $0.05/$0.10 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:30:17 ET - 2009/04/19
nekotec: its time now man, u gonna pay?
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: please dont
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: nekotec your contract is void
spartan32: he's being a little girl about it neko
nekotec: and why is that cashgame?
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: u guys attacked me
nekotec: didnt i say i was sorry anyway?
nekotec: u really gonna make a big deal out this?
PaPeR_WaSp: wow....great form there cashgame...
nekotec: it was around obv he wasnt gonna transfer anyway
nekotec: after all, its a gentleman game
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: thats right
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: lol
spartan32: yeah, still dissapointing that a kid wont back up his talk
nekotec: happens all the time
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: lol
PaPeR_WaSp: what was the bet?
nekotec: who ever had more chips in an hour, would get $5
nekotec: he was trash talking about being so good
nekotec: i even gave him 3 to 1 odds but didnt accept it
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: cant waitto bust u if u pla a hand
nekotec: i did and i beat you
PaPeR_WaSp: probably a 7 year lold playing on daddy's account
spartan32: lol
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: u dont play any hands my friend
spartan32: no doubt paper
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: no actually im a poker pro
spartan32: haha sure
nekotec: and exactly wat does the no of hands had to do in this bet?
PaPeR_WaSp: yeah kid...
PaPeR_WaSp: a poker pro playing at .05/.10
nekotec: then, there should be no problem shipping $5 then would it
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: u ever heard of the pro ur mom is so good"
PaPeR_WaSp: sa if i needed more evidence he was 9...
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: no im 10
spartan32: you're a joke kid. I got ya marked so I'll find u in cash games and take position on you every time
nekotec: keep the $5, your gonna need it more
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: 11 in two days
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: ok daddy
nekotec: just plz dont make such bets, if your not gonna pay
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: hey man i dont like disrespect
nekotec: i dont like being hustled
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: then u and ur buddy mad jokes
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: made jokes 5 minutes before time was up
spartan32: cry a river?
spartan32: man, real life is going to hit you like a slap in the face kid
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: no cryi just cashin
miyutch: lol
nekotec: im out, gl guys
nekotec: you too cashgame, gl
To make things short:
He shipped the $5 two mins after i left the table |
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kevkojak
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 3:41 pm Post subject: |
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LMAO.
I was gettin frustated just reading that... some guys do let their mouths write cheques that their bankroll wont cover though!
Nice ending- Glad he shipped the money. Should have offered him a $5 heads up for the chance to win it back! This guy sounds like a bigger cash machine than me!  |
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Camby24
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:22 pm Post subject: |
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CASHGAMEHUSTLE: how about if i have more chips than u in in an hour u give me 5
CASHGAMEHUSTLE: i f not i give u 5
To make things short:
He shipped the $5 two mins after i left the table |
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Honest_Rob
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 4:44 pm Post subject: |
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| tl;dr I'm sure it's funny though. |
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HighKey
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 5:37 pm Post subject: |
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| Honest_Rob wrote: |
| tl;dr I'm sure it's funny though. |
Quick version:
nekotec was at a micro-table with some guy who was really bad at poker. The fish was trash-talking, and nekotec made a side-bet with him that whoever had more money behind after an hour would ship the other $5. Fish immediately bought up to the maximum of $10 and said "ok, ship it lol". Next hand nekotec stacks him with a set vs. the fish's random garbage hand. Trash talk ensues, blah blah blah, a few minutes before the time is up the fish says the agreement is void because nekotec "went back on his word" by not playing enough hands, blah blah, neck says "Whatever, fish, I have your money, and next time I play I'll look for your tables so I can get position on you and get even more of it," then he left, and the fish shipped him $5. The end. |
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Honest_Rob
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:20 pm Post subject: |
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| HighKey wrote: |
| Honest_Rob wrote: |
| tl;dr I'm sure it's funny though. |
Quick version:
nekotec was at a micro-table with some guy who was really bad at poker. The fish was trash-talking, and nekotec made a side-bet with him that whoever had more money behind after an hour would ship the other $5. Fish immediately bought up to the maximum of $10 and said "ok, ship it lol". Next hand nekotec stacks him with a set vs. the fish's random garbage hand. Trash talk ensues, blah blah blah, a few minutes before the time is up the fish says the agreement is void because nekotec "went back on his word" by not playing enough hands, blah blah, neck says "Whatever, fish, I have your money, and next time I play I'll look for your tables so I can get position on you and get even more of it," then he left, and the fish shipped him $5. The end. |
lol if a fish doesn't keep his word he's nothing. good show. |
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goborage
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 6:33 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm pretty surprised he paid you. That's a nice happy ending. |
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Kam1972
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 8:09 pm Post subject: |
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Funny.
Only seen 4 players roughly I think play this badly. 2 were just real loose fish, and the other 2 were high stakes players that were just having a laugh. One of them dumped about $40 at the table before he went off to play a tournament. |
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nekotec
I Hate Min-Raises
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| Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 2:35 am Post subject: |
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| goborage wrote: |
| I'm pretty surprised he paid you. That's a nice happy ending. |
i was surprised as well, i knew he wouldnt pay if i win
it just killed me that i got stacked instantly after the bet was done |
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ThunderCrew
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| Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 3:28 pm Post subject: |
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| lmao good one and yeah nice ending that he actualy shipped it. |
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